Bathroom Browser - TP Printer
Print RSS news feeds directly onto your toilet paper
Spend quality time on the throne - make this your next movement!

A biometric toilet seat uses your weight to determine the best news for you. From input to throughput to output, recycling has never been so streamlined! Wireless connectivity, RSS 2.0/Atom compatibility, & a browser-based control panel enable you to “read while you feed” & make better use of your “down” time... Two-ply quilt-feed TP recommended for big jobs (single-ply option available for sensitive Newfies & Rednecks) see also   Bathroom  &  Shopping  Sections Toilet Paper Inspiration   Merry Go Motorbike Build Back Better - Season 2 Build Back Better - Season 1 Zamboni Date Bagpipe Runners 9 Months On The Inside Noah Called The Mighty Stegosaurus Get A Dog They Said Are You Ready? Down Day Peddle Sewing Machine Sink You Never Call Dawntastic Work Rules Navy Golf Course for Aircraft Carriers Less Severe Inflation Hotel Annex King Stump Diet Carbs

22-May-2022