Bathroom Browser - TP Printer
Print RSS news feeds directly onto your toilet paper
Spend quality time on the throne - make this your next movement!

A biometric toilet seat uses your weight to determine the best news for you. From input to throughput to output, recycling has never been so streamlined! Wireless connectivity, RSS 2.0/Atom compatibility, & a browser-based control panel enable you to “read while you feed” & make better use of your “down” time... Two-ply quilt-feed TP recommended for big jobs (single-ply option available for sensitive Newfies & Rednecks) see also   Bathroom  &  Shopping  Sections Toilet Paper Inspiration   Dead Batteries Frozen Fish How Do You Spell L-U-C-K-Y? Stretch Line - Down To The Wire Milkshake Diet Bicycle Logging Texas 4 Months Apart Flat Tire Repair Double Error Message Redneck Candle Tenacity Better Call Saul Hair Notes Gold Silk Fabric Orthodox Weapon Chanukah Special Engine-eous Real Life Photoshop Future Truck Fill The Tank

29-Nov-2021