White House Phone - Communication Problems
Wrong-end phone specially made for Dubya
“Hello - is this the White House or the Wong House?”
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 Captions from our readers... “Why is it that everything I touch gets screwed up?” Larry Beall “Can you hear me now?........” Rachel D. “Quick, maybe if they see me on the phone they'll finally think I'm smart!” Ariana Dastis “Huh, this is new... the voices in my ear tellin' me what to do seemed to have subsided.” Kelsey Corcoran “Uh huh......yeah...fine..do it...yeah...uh huh ...uh huh....do it ...do it...uh huh” Bobbie Gizey “Yes Mr. Army, we need to fix the phone line, I'm tired of all of the outages. Dick, ya there? Hello?” Scott Kingsley Clark “Hello, I can't hear you, hello????????????” Kyle Owens “Why almost half of the USA thinks Kenny should be president...” Andrea Jónsdóttir “Sadam, do you deny having weapons of mass destruction? Sadam??? Give me one good reason why I shouldn't invade your country... Fine... Have it your way then...” Ron McCoy “Daddy, help me I screwed up the US & Iraq - what should I do?” Howard Rudolf “Ya know, Dick makes a whole lot more sense this way.” “Damn this hotline to FEMA!” Marlene Goodman “Do you have Prince Albert in the can?”... “You do? Well let him out.” Ron Wells “Uncle bin Laden are you there?” Brad Turek “No President left behind.” L.B. Scott “I enjoy talking to Liberals. They are usually talking out of the other end anyways!” Michael Knott “Daddy, they're making fun of me again. DADDY? DADDY?” Robbin Greer “Hold my calls, I've got peace talks with Hawaii!” Tom Wilson “If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place.” Linda Newman “Okay, you're right... things will be better once Hillary is back in this office!” Amber Short “What's the upside again?” “Heh. This is how I make sure they only speak when spoken to and never talk back. I'm a leader. I demand respect.” “As president of the United States, I keep an open line of communication available to every sovereign nation in the world so we can freely discuss our differences whenever necessary. I just answer the phone upside down so I can invade ya later.” Brad Hunter “He reminds me of Stevie Wonder 'cause he looks like he's blind.” Jimmy Tavolino “No, I am the President and this is right... Bill Clinton told me about this before he left. I have to hold it this way when I talk to China.” Andrew Ussery Requested Captions for other joe-ks.com images... |
     
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