![]() Feminism is a wonderful idea until the car goes wrong. - Nicola Zweig Auto racing began 5 minutes after the second car was built. - Henry Ford Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. - Erma Bombeck You should never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck I had to stop driving my car for a while - the tires got dizzy. - Steven Wright Living with a conscience is like driving a car with the brakes on. - Budd Schulberg The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore Jon Snow: I'm not afraid to die. Mormont: Nor life, I hope. - George R.R. Martin She walked across the ballroom as if she were trudging through deep snow. - Noel Coward It is sometimes as dangerous to be run into by a microbe as by a trolley car. - J.J. Walsh A private railroad car is not an acquired taste. One takes to it immediately. - Eleanor R. Belmont You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy As soon go kindle fire with snow, as seek to quench the fire of love with words. - William Shakespeare You don't have to carry a designer bag that costs more than a car to look cool. - Kesha The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical. - Murray Walker Wealthy people miss one of life's greatest thrills: making the last car payment. - Unknown Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days. - Tim Allen The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker They say you only go around once, but with a muscle car you can go around two or three times. - Tim Allen Yesterday I parked my car in a tow-away zone... when I came back the entire area was missing. - Steven Wright A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. - Peter DeVries The lead car is absolutely, truly unique, except for the one behind it which is exactly identical. - Murray Walker Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck Just 'cause there's snow in the basement don't mean there ain't no fire in the roof! - Archie Bunker I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving. - Steven Wright The Eskimos had fifty-two names for snow because it was important to them: there ought to be as many for love. - Margaret Atwood For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. - Steven Wright Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car. - Garrison Keillor I'm not a car guy. The subway gets me where I need to go efficiently and cheaply, and I don't worry about traffic. - Joe Scarborough Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down. - George Carlin When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. - Unknown It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor Tonight we'll be talking to a car designer who's crossed Toyota with Quasimodo and come up with the Hatchback of Notre Dame. - Ronnie Corbett I have an answering machine in my car. It says, "I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out." - Steven Wright A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt A car hits a Jewish man. The paramedic rushes over and says, "Are you comfortable?" The guy says, "I make a good living." - Henny Youngman My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving. - Steven Wright see also Car, Scenery & Weather Sections Sun Top Roof With Sun Substitute |
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