[This is a true account as recorded in the Police Log
of Sarasota, Florida…] Old age comes at a bad time. - Sue Banducci Old age is always 15 years older than I am. - Bernard Baruch Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet Old age is not so bad when you consider the alternative. - Maurice Chevalier I know I can't cheat death, but I can cheat old age. - Darwin Deason One of the many pleasures of old age is giving things up. - Malcolm Muggeridge Stress should be a powerful driving force, not an obstacle. - Bob Phillips The old age of an eagle is better than the youth of a sparrow. - Proverb I'm aging like fine wine. I'm getting complex and fruity. - Unknown Never have I enjoyed youth so thoroughly as I have in my old age. - George Santayana Old age comes on suddenly, and not gradually as is first thought. - Emily Dickinson Man fools himself. He prays for a long life, and he fears an old age. - Chinese Proverb Cherish all your happy moments: they make a fine cushion for old age. - Christopher Morley Young men soon give, and soon forget, affronts; old age is slow in both. - Joseph Addison Stress is nothing more than a socially acceptable form of mental illness. - Richard Carlson I suppose real old age begins when one looks backward rather than forward. - May Sarton The key to successful aging is to pay as little attention to it as possible. - Judith Regan The police force cannot be completely independent of the executive government. - P Chidambaram How incessant and great are the ills with which a prolonged old age is replete. - C S Lewis Stress depletes willpower, which diminishes your ability to control those emotions. - Roy F Baumeister Stress is your body's way of saying you haven't worked enough unpaid overtime. - Scott Adams Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you've got to start young. - Fred Astaire The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball. - Doug Larson Old age has its pleasures, which, though different, are not less than the pleasures of youth. - W Somerset Maugham The toilets at a local police station have been stolen. Police say they have nothing to go on. - Ronnie Corbett Police officers may drive black and white cars, however what goes on in their job is a lot of gray. - Arik Matson There are only three things that can kill a farmer: lightning, rolling over in a tractor, and old age. - Bill Bryson The elderly don't drive that badly; they're just the only ones with time to do the speed limit. - Jason Love To keep the heart unwrinkled, to be hopeful, kindly, cheerful, reverent - that is to triumph over old age. - Thomas Bailey Aldrich When it comes to old age we're all in the same boat, only some of us have been aboard a little longer. - Leo Probst I'm learning in my old age that the only thing you can do to keep your sanity is to stay in the moment. - Willem Dafoe Old age is an excellent time for outrage. My goal is to say or do at least one outrageous thing every week. - Maggie Kuhn Autumn is really the best of the seasons; and I'm not sure that old age isn't the best part of life. - C S Lewis One should never make one's debut in a scandal. One should reserve that to give interest to one's old age. - Oscar Wilde I'm being kidnapped by a comforter, sheet and pillow. No need to call the police for I will be released by morning. - Unknown I think our police are excellent, probably because I have not done anything that has occasioned being beaten up by these good men. - Clement Freud Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott Old age has a great sense of calm and freedom. When the passions have relaxed their hold you have escaped, not from one master, but from many. - Plato To be a champion, you have to learn to handle stress and pressure. But if you've prepared mentally and physically, you don't have to worry. - Harvey Mackay see also Aging & Police Sections Aging Cyclist Aging Mermaid Bird Walker Boy Scout Scooter Camel Walkers Cold One Dance While You Can Dear Crossing Elderly Rocker Florida’s Retired Bikers Grandma’s Controller Harley Half Ton iPhone Dock It’s Never Too Late, Harley Jogging Bike Just Like Grandpa Newfie Senior Scooter Once A Kid, Always A Kid Onward, My Noble Steed! Racing Grandpa Scooter Down Scooter Duo Scooter Races Seatbelt Extender Senior’s Paddle Surfboard Snow Tires for Seniors Treadmill Workout Walker Buddies |
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