[This is a true account as recorded in the Police Log
of Sarasota, Florida…] I want to die young at a ripe old age. - Ashley Montagu Old age is always 15 years older than I am. - Bernard Baruch Give your stress wings and let it fly away. - Gerri Guillemets Old age is like underwear, it creeps up on you. - Unknown Aging wrinkles the body. Quitting wrinkles the soul. - Douglas MacArthur Old age is not so bad when you consider the alternative. - Maurice Chevalier Old age is when the liver spots show through your gloves. - Phyllis Diller One of the many pleasures of old age is giving things up. - Malcolm Muggeridge Fourty is the old age of youth; 50 is the youth of old age. - Victor Hugo Aging seems to be the only available way to live a long life. - Daniel F E Auber Police Station: A place where sleeping is all right in a pinch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Reality: The leading cause of stress among those in touch with it. - Lily Tomlin Man fools himself. He prays for a long life, and he fears an old age. - Chinese Proverb The tragedy of old age is not that one is old, but that one is young. - Oscar Wilde Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to. - Joe Gores Forget aging. If you're six feet above ground, it's a good day. - Faith Hill In youth we run into difficulties; in old age difficulties run into us. - Josh Billings Stress is nothing more than a socially acceptable form of mental illness. - Richard Carlson A diamond is just a piece of coal that handles stress exceptionally well. - Unknown Adopting the right attitude can convert a negative stress into a positive one. - Hans Selye The police force cannot be completely independent of the executive government. - P Chidambaram Advanced old age is when you sit in a rocking chair and can't get it going. - Eliakim Katz W.C. Fields has a profound respect for old age. Especially when it's bottled. - Gene Fowler Mirror: A truthful reflector shunned by vampires, hypocrites and aging fashion models - Daffynitions joe-ks.com There is no pleasure worth forgoing just for an extra three years in the geriatric ward. - John Mortimer Old age has its pleasures, which, though different, are not less than the pleasures of youth. - W Somerset Maugham The toilets at a local police station have been stolen. Police say they have nothing to go on. - Ronnie Corbett When grace is joined with wrinkles, it is adorable. There is an unspeakable dawn in happy old age. - Victor Hugo Police officers may drive black and white cars, however what goes on in their job is a lot of gray. - Arik Matson There are only three things that can kill a farmer: lightning, rolling over in a tractor, and old age. - Bill Bryson In youth the days are short and the years are long; in old age the years are short and the days are long. - Nikita I Panin To keep the heart unwrinkled, to be hopeful, kindly, cheerful, reverent - that is to triumph over old age. - Thomas Bailey Aldrich Autumn is really the best of the seasons; and I'm not sure that old age isn't the best part of life. - C S Lewis Lord save us all from old age and broken health and a hope tree that has lost the faculty of putting out blossoms. - Mark Twain Transformation also means looking for ways to stop pushing yourself so hard professionally or inviting so much stress. - Gail Sheehy I'm being kidnapped by a comforter, sheet and pillow. No need to call the police for I will be released by morning. - Unknown I'm not just retiring from the company, I'm also retiring from my stress, my commute, my alarm clock, and my iron. - Hartman Jule I think our police are excellent, probably because I have not done anything that has occasioned being beaten up by these good men. - Clement Freud Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott When you have police officers who abuse citizens, you erode public confidence in law enforcement. That makes the job of good police officers unsafe. - Mary F Berry see also Aging & Police Sections Aging Cyclist Aging Mermaid Bird Walker Boy Scout Scooter Camel Walkers Cold One Dance While You Can Dear Crossing Elderly Rocker Florida’s Retired Bikers Grandma’s Controller Harley Half Ton iPhone Dock It’s Never Too Late, Harley Jogging Bike Just Like Grandpa Newfie Senior Scooter Once A Kid, Always A Kid Onward, My Noble Steed! Racing Grandpa Scooter Down Scooter Duo Scooter Races Seatbelt Extender Senior’s Paddle Surfboard Snow Tires for Seniors Treadmill Workout Walker Buddies |
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