![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Let fightin' dogs lie - Archie Bunker To err is human, for forgive, canine. - Unknown How much is that doggie in the window? - Bob Merrill You can't teach a young dog old tricks. - Warren Buffett Get the hanging dog expression off your face. - Archie Bunker Throw physic to the dogs; I'll none of it. - William Shakespeare Dogs can't operate an MRI machine but cats can. - Unknown I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. - Steven Wright Speak softly and carry a big stick; you will go far. - Theodore Roosevelt Be on your guard against a silent dog and still water. - Latin Proverb The scalded dog fears hot water, and afterwards, cold. - Italian Proverb Better to be the head of a dog than the tail of a lion. - English Proverb It doesn't take a very big person to carry a grudge. - Unknown Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad. - WC Fields Dogs do speak, but only to those who know how to listen. - Unknown A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. - Ogden Nash The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. - Andy Rooney Dogs come into our lives and leave paw prints on our hearts. - Unknown Elixir: What a dog does to his owner when she gives him a bone - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called "Ego". - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche The dog who meets with a good master is the happier of the two. - Maurice Maeterlinck When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. - Edward Abbey No man should live where he can hear his neighbor's dog bark. - Nathaniel Macon When the hares have all been caught, the hunting dogs are cooked. - Laozi I have nothing against dogs. I just hate rugs that go squish-squish. - Phyllis Diller I'm carrying so much pork, I'm beginning to get trichinosis. - Phil Gramm Happiness is coming home and knowing your dog is there to greet you. - Unknown Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. - Franklin P Jones Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to. - Joe Gores It's not the load that breaks you down, it's the way you carry it. - Lou Holtz In order to carry a positive action we must develop here a positive vision. - Dalai Lama The trees in Siberia are miles apart - that's why the dogs are so fast. - Bob Hope A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself. - Josh Billings I look like a real bag lady when I go to Starbucks with my dog and get my chai. - Shirley MacLaine The chain of wedlock is so heavy that it takes two to carry it, sometimes three. - Alexandre Dumas Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later. - Unknown Diplomacy is the art of saying, "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock. - Will Rogers I am obsessed with Costco. I love the salmon and rotisserie chicken, the dog beds. - Kris Jenner You don't have to carry a designer bag that costs more than a car to look cool. - Kesha I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. - Winston Churchill Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard Imagination will often carry us to worlds that never were. But without it we go nowhere. - Carl Sagan I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart When you carry the cross of Jesus, you will find that the cross will wind up carrying you. - Unknown Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's hardly ever for them. - Harry Hill Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy We always carry out by committee anything in which any of us alone would be too reasonable to persist. - Frank Moore Colby If you turn the imagination loose like a hunting dog, it will often return with the bird in its mouth. - William Maxwell Your words carry amazing power. So when you speak, make sure you uplift someone and never put them down. - Unknown Effective leadership is putting first things first. Effective management is discipline, carrying it out. - Stephen Covey I've always hated the idea of carrying grudges and resentments around like a load of mouldy suitcases. - Victoria C Mitchell I'm suspicious of people who don't like dogs, but I trust a dog when it doesn't like a person. - Unknown My basics are black, white, or neutral, and I'll wear a ton of jewelry or carry a brightly colored bag. - Rachel Zoe America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a chair. - Arnold Toynbee The more anger towards the past you carry in your heart, the less capable you are of loving in the present. - Barbara de Angelis Every setback might be the very thing that makes you carry on and fight all the harder, and become much better. - Les Paul The secret of genius is to carry the spirit of the child into old age, which means never losing your enthusiasm. - Aldous Huxley You can't just carry everyone else's hopes and fears around in your backpack and expect to stand up straight. - David Kirk I don't want to tell you how much insurance I carry with the Prudential, but all I can say is: when I go, they go. - Jack Benny Own only what you can always carry with you: know languages, know countries, know people. Let your memory be your travel bag. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn As an experienced artist, I carry my work like a secret pregnancy. I am always aware of inner life and the need to protect it. - Julia Cameron My girlfriend's dog died. So I got her an identical one. She was livid; 'What am I going to do with two dead dogs?' - Gary Delaney If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. - Alfred N Whitehead What is a dream? That transient power that cometh near the midnight hour. To carry me to pastures new and bid my anxious fears adieu. - Alan Parry-Booth If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. - Mark Twain If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain For you will certainly carry out God's purpose, however you act, but it makes a difference to you whether you serve like Judas or like John. - C S Lewis At this late hour a wagon has been procured, and I have had it filled with plate and the most valuable portable articles, belonging to the house. - Dolly Madison Dogs display reluctance and wrath If you try to give them a bath; They bury bones in hideaways And half the time they trot sideaways. - Ogden Nash see also Dog & Hiking Sections Cat Carrier - Ultimate Pet Accessory |
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