Beer Nuts vs. Deer Nuts

What’s the difference between Beer Nuts and Deer Nuts?





Things that are complimentary at the local bar

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Beer speaks. People mumble. - Tony McGee

Payday came and with it beer. - Rudyard Kipling

I work until beer o'clock. - Stephen King

A wounded deer leaps the highest. - Emily Dickinson

Religions change; beer and wine remain. - Hervey Allen

Donation: A country full of female deer - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You can never buy beer, you just rent it. - Archie Bunker

Deer hunters will do anything for a buck. - Unknown

Beer. Now there's a temporary solution. - Homer Simpson

Avoid fruit and nuts. You are what you eat. - Jim Davis

Draft Dodger: Someone who avoids beer on tap. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Beer: The method of turning grain into urine. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

God gives the nuts, but He does not crack them. - German proverb

Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world. - Jack Nicholson

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. - Benjamin Franklin

How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign? - George Carlin

I used to look like a deer in headlights on the red carpet. - Emily Blunt

What do we need a psychiatrist for? We know our kid is nuts. - Homer Simpson

What two ideas are more inseparable than Beer and Britannia? - Sydney Smith

Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Wilhelm II

Deer hunting would be fine sport, if only the deer had guns. - W S Gilbert

I'm only a beer teetotaller, not a champagne teetotaller. - George Bernard Shaw

Everyone, in some small sacred sanctuary of the self, is nuts. - Leo Rosten

I never drank anything stronger than beer before I was twelve. - WC Fields

A meal of bread, cheese, and beer constitutes the perfect food. - Queen Elizabeth I

Ah, good ol' trustworthy beer. My love for you will never die. - Homer Simpson

Give me a woman who truly loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Kaiser Willhelm II

In heaven there is no beer...
That's why we drink ours here. - Unknown

If you need 100 rounds to kill a deer, maybe hunting isn't your sport. - Elayne Boosler

I'm a Catholic deer hunter. I am happy to be clinging to my guns and my religion. - Paul Ryan

Kidney: 1. Midpoint of a child's leg; 2. An organ used to convert beer into urine. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Cashews: The nuts you should hold out for if you're currently working for peanuts. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

In my cosmology, indigenous wild deer are more important than exotic ornamental shrubs. - Elizabeth M. Thomas

They don't make pizza or beer out of celery. And that is all you need to know about celery. - Bill Murray

The fabled musk deer searches the world over for the source of the scent which comes from itself. - Ramakrishna

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin

Grammar: 1. Lives with granpar; 2. The difference between Feeling Your Nuts and Feeling You’re Nuts. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Not all chemicals are bad. Without hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. - Dave Barry

NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN or beer. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars. - Unknown

If you sang "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall" and counted all the numbers mentioned throughout the entire song, it would add up to 14,850. - Joe-kster


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19-Jun-2021