Survivor - Texas Style

How to survive the Texas Survivor show


Due to the popularity of the Survivor TV series, Texas is planning to do its own show, entitled, “Survivor - Texas Style.”

The contestants will all start in Dallas, then drive to Waco, Austin, San Antonio, over to Houston and down to Brownsville. They will then proceed up to Del Rio, El Paso, Midland, Odessa, Lubbock and Amarillo. From there they will go on to Abilene, Fort Worth and finally back to Dallas.

Each will be driving a pink Volvo with bumper stickers that read: “I’m gay... I love the Dixie Chicks... Boycott Beef... I voted for Al Gore... George Strait Sucks... Hillary in 2004... I’m here to confiscate your guns.”

The first one who makes it back to Dallas alive, wins!



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18-Feb-2020