An eccentric philosophy professor gave a one question final exam after a semester dealing with a broad array of topics.
The class was already seated and ready to go when the professor picked up his chair, plopped it on his desk and wrote on the board: “Using everything we have learned this semester, prove that this chair does not exist.”
Fingers flew, erasers erased, notebooks were filled in furious fashion. Some students wrote over 30 pages in one hour attempting to refute the existence of the chair. One member of the class however, was up and finished in less than a minute. Weeks later when the grades were posted, the rest of the group wondered how he could have gotten an A when he had barely written anything at all.
His answer consisted of two words: “What chair?”
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Reclimbing chair - Archie Bunker
Leisure is the Mother of Philosophy. - Thomas Hobbes
WYMI - the all-philosophy radio station. - Mike Dugan
History is philosophy teaching by example. - Dionysius
Theoretical physics is actually philosophy. - Max Born
Music is a higher revelation than philosophy. - Ludwig Van Beethoven
One who sits between two chairs may easily fall down. - Romanian and Russian Proverb
Skepticism is the first step on the road to philosophy. - Denis Diderot
America is so advanced that even the chairs are electric. - Doug Hamwell
Any philosophy that can be put in a nutshell belongs there. - Sydney J. Harris
We live in a world in which politics has replaced philosophy. - Martin L. Gross
The seat of knowledge is in the head, of wisdom, in the heart. - William Hazlitt
Science is what you know, philosophy is what you don't know. - Bertrand Russell
Europe was created by history. America was created by philosophy. - Margaret Thatcher
Tragedy: a busload of lawyers going over a cliff with an empty seat. - Unknown
I have a new philosophy. I'm only going to dread one day at a time. - Charles Schulz
You should not paint the chair, but only what someone has felt about it. - Edvard Munch
A bottle of wine contains more philosophy than all the books in the world. - Louis Pasteur
It has been my philosophy of life that difficulties vanish when faced boldly. - Isaac Asimov
Committee work is like a soft chair - easy to get into but hard to get out of. - Kenneth J Shively
"I have done my best." That is about all the philosophy of living one needs. - Lin Yutang
There's no one way to dance. And that's kind of my philosophy about everything. - Ellen Degeneres
At the heart of the Irish economy has always been the philosophy of tax competitiveness. - Bono
My uncle's dying wish was to have me sitting in his lap; he was in the electric chair. - Rodney Dangerfield
The person that turns over the most rocks wins the game. And that's always been my philosophy. - Peter Lynch
Worry is like a rocking chair. It will give you something to do, but it won't get you anywhere. - Unknown
I must study politics and war that my sons may have the liberty to study mathematics and philosophy. - John Adams
Chair pose is a defiance of spirit, showing how high you can reach even when you're forced down. - Unknown
I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison. - WC Fields
I wanted to do something nice so I bought my mother-in-law a chair. Now they won't let me plug it in. - Henny Youngman
You can't deny laughter. When it comes, it plops down in your favorite chair and stays as long as it wants. - Stephen King
Will the people in the cheaper seats clap your hands? And the rest of you, if you'll just rattle your jewellery. - John Lennon
I'll see you at the opera tonight. I'll hold your seat till you get there. After that, you're on your own. - Groucho Marx
My husband wanted one of those big-screen TVs for his birthday. So I just moved his chair closer to the one we have already. - Wendy Liebman
Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. - Rita Rudner
My advice to you is not to inquire why or whither, but just enjoy your ice cream while it's on your plate - that's my philosophy. - Thornton Wilder
My writing philosophy is throwing spaghetti against the wall. That's how I take pictures, too. If I take 100, surely one will be good. - Amanda Peet
Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art. It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things that give value to survival. - C S Lewis
I remain convinced that obstinate addiction to ordinary language in our private thoughts is one of the main obstacles to progress in philosophy. - Bertrand Russell
The fruits of philosophy are the important thing, not the philosophy itself. When we ask the time, we don't want to know how watches are made. - Georg Christoph Lichtenberg
Leisure is the Mother of Philosophy. - Thomas Hobbes
WYMI - the all-philosophy radio station. - Mike Dugan
History is philosophy teaching by example. - Dionysius
Theoretical physics is actually philosophy. - Max Born
Music is a higher revelation than philosophy. - Ludwig Van Beethoven
One who sits between two chairs may easily fall down. - Romanian and Russian Proverb
Skepticism is the first step on the road to philosophy. - Denis Diderot
America is so advanced that even the chairs are electric. - Doug Hamwell
Any philosophy that can be put in a nutshell belongs there. - Sydney J. Harris
We live in a world in which politics has replaced philosophy. - Martin L. Gross
The seat of knowledge is in the head, of wisdom, in the heart. - William Hazlitt
Science is what you know, philosophy is what you don't know. - Bertrand Russell
Europe was created by history. America was created by philosophy. - Margaret Thatcher
Tragedy: a busload of lawyers going over a cliff with an empty seat. - Unknown
I have a new philosophy. I'm only going to dread one day at a time. - Charles Schulz
You should not paint the chair, but only what someone has felt about it. - Edvard Munch
A bottle of wine contains more philosophy than all the books in the world. - Louis Pasteur
It has been my philosophy of life that difficulties vanish when faced boldly. - Isaac Asimov
Committee work is like a soft chair - easy to get into but hard to get out of. - Kenneth J Shively
"I have done my best." That is about all the philosophy of living one needs. - Lin Yutang
There's no one way to dance. And that's kind of my philosophy about everything. - Ellen Degeneres
At the heart of the Irish economy has always been the philosophy of tax competitiveness. - Bono
My uncle's dying wish was to have me sitting in his lap; he was in the electric chair. - Rodney Dangerfield
The person that turns over the most rocks wins the game. And that's always been my philosophy. - Peter Lynch
Worry is like a rocking chair. It will give you something to do, but it won't get you anywhere. - Unknown
I must study politics and war that my sons may have the liberty to study mathematics and philosophy. - John Adams
Chair pose is a defiance of spirit, showing how high you can reach even when you're forced down. - Unknown
I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison. - WC Fields
I wanted to do something nice so I bought my mother-in-law a chair. Now they won't let me plug it in. - Henny Youngman
You can't deny laughter. When it comes, it plops down in your favorite chair and stays as long as it wants. - Stephen King
Will the people in the cheaper seats clap your hands? And the rest of you, if you'll just rattle your jewellery. - John Lennon
I'll see you at the opera tonight. I'll hold your seat till you get there. After that, you're on your own. - Groucho Marx
My husband wanted one of those big-screen TVs for his birthday. So I just moved his chair closer to the one we have already. - Wendy Liebman
Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. - Rita Rudner
My advice to you is not to inquire why or whither, but just enjoy your ice cream while it's on your plate - that's my philosophy. - Thornton Wilder
My writing philosophy is throwing spaghetti against the wall. That's how I take pictures, too. If I take 100, surely one will be good. - Amanda Peet
Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art. It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things that give value to survival. - C S Lewis
I remain convinced that obstinate addiction to ordinary language in our private thoughts is one of the main obstacles to progress in philosophy. - Bertrand Russell
The fruits of philosophy are the important thing, not the philosophy itself. When we ask the time, we don't want to know how watches are made. - Georg Christoph Lichtenberg
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Artistic Chair
CD Chair
Chair Boy
Chair Folders
Chair Man Mao
Chair Master
Chair Ruler
Chair Skiing - Redneck Water Sport
Cushion Chair Shoes
Every Man’s Philosophy
Evolution and Philosophy
Grill Chair
Lawn Chair Pilot
Musical Rocking Chair
My Chair
Nail Chair
Philosofacts
Philosophers On Wives
Reading Chair
Redneck Backyard Chair
Redneck Chair Potty
Rock-In Chair
Russian High Chair Construction
Sheep Chair
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