An old Jew is sitting on a park bench reading Louis Farakhan’s newspaper. His friend Harry walks by, stops, and says,
“Moishe, what are you doing reading that paper? You should be reading ‘The Jewish Journal.’ ”
Moishe says, “ ‘The Jewish Journal’ has stories about anti-Semitism, problems in Israel... all kinds of trouble for Jewish people. I like to read good news.”
Harry says, “What good news could possibly be in that paper?”
Moishe says, “Well, Farakhan’s paper says the Jews have all the money, the Jews control the banks, the Jews
control the press, the Jews control Hollywood. See? It’s all good news.”
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