Q: Why don’t Italians like Jehovah’s Witnesses?
A: Italians don’t like any witnesses.
[from “Tony and Tina’s Wedding”, Rio Hotel, Las Vegas]
Italy is a geographical expression. - Prince Metternich
BANG - A four-letter Italian word for good-bye. - Archie Bunker
Imported from a little town in Italy... Fresno. - Archie Bunker
The Creator made Italy from designs by Michelangelo. - Mark Twain
Italy is the home of art and swindling; home of religion and moral rottenness. - Mark Twain
I imagine hell like this: Italian punctuality, German humour and English wine. - Peter Ustinov
To God I speak Spanish, to women Italian, to men French, and to my horse - German. - Emperor Charles V
That's how ya got your Chinatown, your Harlems, your Little Italy... all them grettos. - Archie Bunker
The trouble with eating Italian food is that five or six days later, you're hungry again. - George Miller
Italy, and the spring and first love all together should suffice to make the gloomiest person happy. - Bertrand Russell
I'm Irish on St. Patrick's Day. I'm Italian on Columbus Day. I'm a New Yorker every day. - Tamara Tunie
Mexican, Mediterranean, Italian, sushi, I love it all. Put it on a plate, and as long as I know what it is, I will eat it. - Camren Bicondova
You know that ISIS wants to go in and take over the Vatican? You have heard that. You know, that's a dream of theirs, to go into Italy. - Donald Trump
BANG - A four-letter Italian word for good-bye. - Archie Bunker
Imported from a little town in Italy... Fresno. - Archie Bunker
The Creator made Italy from designs by Michelangelo. - Mark Twain
Italy is the home of art and swindling; home of religion and moral rottenness. - Mark Twain
I imagine hell like this: Italian punctuality, German humour and English wine. - Peter Ustinov
To God I speak Spanish, to women Italian, to men French, and to my horse - German. - Emperor Charles V
That's how ya got your Chinatown, your Harlems, your Little Italy... all them grettos. - Archie Bunker
The trouble with eating Italian food is that five or six days later, you're hungry again. - George Miller
Italy, and the spring and first love all together should suffice to make the gloomiest person happy. - Bertrand Russell
I'm Irish on St. Patrick's Day. I'm Italian on Columbus Day. I'm a New Yorker every day. - Tamara Tunie
Mexican, Mediterranean, Italian, sushi, I love it all. Put it on a plate, and as long as I know what it is, I will eat it. - Camren Bicondova
You know that ISIS wants to go in and take over the Vatican? You have heard that. You know, that's a dream of theirs, to go into Italy. - Donald Trump
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