Bubba and his best friend Jethro were out hunting ducks when suddenly a magnificent mallard flew overhead. Shouldering his rife, Jethro blasted it from the sky.
“Great shot, huh?” Jethro said.
“It sure was,” said Bubba, “but you wasted a bullet.”
“What are you talking about?” asked Jethro.
“The fall alone would’ve killed it,” replied Bubba.
see also
Duck, Hunting & Redneck Sections
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|  Awning Truck Advertising
|  Plugged In
|  Org Chart - Simplified Version
|  Extreme Value
|  Instant Acrophobia
|  How To Hire Engineers
|  Business School Basics
|  Waterwheel Rotisserie
|  Elephant Bus
|  Promote Yourself
|  Time Machine
|  Redneck Engagement Ring
|  Forever Clean Toilet
|  Edible Clock
|  Up-Set & Hungry Trucks
|  Bear Pinata
|  Swim Vacation
|  What Are Your Skills?
|  Portable Barber Shop
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