A large corporation recently hired several cannibals.
“You are all part of our team now,” said the HR rep during the welcoming briefing. “You get
all the usual benefits and you can go to the cafeteria for something to eat, but please - don’t eat any of the other employees.”
The cannibals promised they would not.
Four weeks later their boss remarked, “You’re all working very hard, and I’m satisfied with your work. However, one of our secretaries has disappeared. Do any of you know what happened to her?”
The cannibals all shook their heads no. After the boss had left, the leader of the cannibals said to the others, “Which one of you morons ate the secretary?”
A hand rose hesitantly.
“You fool,” the leader continued. “For four weeks we’ve been eating managers and no one noticed anything. But NO-OOOOO… you had to go and eat someone important!”
Business adventurous (ventures) - Archie Bunker
Earn your leadership every day. - Michael Jordan
Leadership is action, not position. - Samuel Gompers
Great leaders know when to step aside. - Tara J Frank
Great managers fight for their people. - Liz Brenner
No leader can be too far ahead of his followers. - Eleanor Roosevelt
The purpose of a business is to create a customer. - Peter F Drucker
Lots of folks confuse bad management with destiny. - Kin Hubbard
Politicians can't manage. All they can do is talk. - Donald Trump
I think he'll be great for the business community. - Donald Trump
The art of communication is the language of leadership. - James Humes
A person who is quietly confident makes the best leader. - Fred Wilson
Innovation distinguishes between a leader and a follower. - Steve Jobs
Business is what when you don't have any, you get out of. - Unknown
Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer. - Leo Rosten
Business? It's quite simple. It's other people's money. - Alexandre Dumas
Leadership is taking responsibility while others are making excuses. - John C Maxwell
The most powerful leadership tool you have is your own personal example. - John Wooden
Be enthusiastic as a leader. You can't light a fire with a wet match. - Unknown
Business is like riding a bicycle. Either you keep moving or you fall down. - John D. Wright
The number one disease of business leaders in North America is procrastination. - Napoleon Hill
If I don't get along with Democrats, I'm sort of, like, out of business. - Donald Trump
Whenever you see a successful business, someone once made a courageous decision. - Peter F Drucker
All animals, except man, know that the principal business of life is to enjoy it. - Samuel Butler
A great leader's courage to fulfill his vision comes from passion, not position. - John C Maxwell
I've got to keep breathing. It'll be my worst business mistake if I don't. - Nathan Meyer Rothschild
Leaders come in two flavors: expanders and containers. The best leadership teams have a mix of both. - Barbara Corcoran
The pessimist complains about the wind. The optimist expects it to change. The leader adjusts the sail. - John C Maxwell
I believe that if ever I had to practice cannibalism, I might manage if there were enough tarragon around. - James Beard
It's none of their business that you have to learn how to write. Let them think you were born that way. - Ernest Hemingway
Family, religion, friendship... these are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business. - Mr. Burns
It's because you're scared that there's danger.
But could she manage not to be scared anymore? - Johanna Verweerd
Teamwork makes the dream work, but a vision becomes a nightmare when the leader has a big dream and a bad team. - John C Maxwell
The goal of an effective leader is to recondition your team to be solution focused rather than problem focused. - Unknown
I'll tell you, it's Big Business. If there is one word to describe Atlantic City, it's Big Business. - Donald Trump
The leader's job is to see the best in human beings who have never caught sight of the best within themselves. - Robin Sharma
Focus on the core problem your business solves and put out lots of content and enthusiasm, and ideas about how to solve that problem. - Laura Fitton
In a world of complex threats, our security and leadership depends on all elements of our power - including strong and principled diplomacy. - Barack Obama
Leadership development is not an 'event.' It's a capacity-building endeavor. It's a process of human growth and development. - Linda F Thornton
Leadership is a matter of having people look at you and gain confidence, seeing how you react. If you're in control, they're in control. - Tom Landry
Earn your leadership every day. - Michael Jordan
Leadership is action, not position. - Samuel Gompers
Great leaders know when to step aside. - Tara J Frank
Great managers fight for their people. - Liz Brenner
No leader can be too far ahead of his followers. - Eleanor Roosevelt
The purpose of a business is to create a customer. - Peter F Drucker
Lots of folks confuse bad management with destiny. - Kin Hubbard
Politicians can't manage. All they can do is talk. - Donald Trump
I think he'll be great for the business community. - Donald Trump
The art of communication is the language of leadership. - James Humes
A person who is quietly confident makes the best leader. - Fred Wilson
Innovation distinguishes between a leader and a follower. - Steve Jobs
Business is what when you don't have any, you get out of. - Unknown
Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer. - Leo Rosten
Business? It's quite simple. It's other people's money. - Alexandre Dumas
Leadership is taking responsibility while others are making excuses. - John C Maxwell
The most powerful leadership tool you have is your own personal example. - John Wooden
Be enthusiastic as a leader. You can't light a fire with a wet match. - Unknown
Business is like riding a bicycle. Either you keep moving or you fall down. - John D. Wright
The number one disease of business leaders in North America is procrastination. - Napoleon Hill
If I don't get along with Democrats, I'm sort of, like, out of business. - Donald Trump
Whenever you see a successful business, someone once made a courageous decision. - Peter F Drucker
All animals, except man, know that the principal business of life is to enjoy it. - Samuel Butler
A great leader's courage to fulfill his vision comes from passion, not position. - John C Maxwell
I've got to keep breathing. It'll be my worst business mistake if I don't. - Nathan Meyer Rothschild
Leaders come in two flavors: expanders and containers. The best leadership teams have a mix of both. - Barbara Corcoran
The pessimist complains about the wind. The optimist expects it to change. The leader adjusts the sail. - John C Maxwell
I believe that if ever I had to practice cannibalism, I might manage if there were enough tarragon around. - James Beard
It's none of their business that you have to learn how to write. Let them think you were born that way. - Ernest Hemingway
Family, religion, friendship... these are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business. - Mr. Burns
It's because you're scared that there's danger.
But could she manage not to be scared anymore? - Johanna Verweerd
Teamwork makes the dream work, but a vision becomes a nightmare when the leader has a big dream and a bad team. - John C Maxwell
The goal of an effective leader is to recondition your team to be solution focused rather than problem focused. - Unknown
I'll tell you, it's Big Business. If there is one word to describe Atlantic City, it's Big Business. - Donald Trump
The leader's job is to see the best in human beings who have never caught sight of the best within themselves. - Robin Sharma
Focus on the core problem your business solves and put out lots of content and enthusiasm, and ideas about how to solve that problem. - Laura Fitton
In a world of complex threats, our security and leadership depends on all elements of our power - including strong and principled diplomacy. - Barack Obama
Leadership development is not an 'event.' It's a capacity-building endeavor. It's a process of human growth and development. - Linda F Thornton
Leadership is a matter of having people look at you and gain confidence, seeing how you react. If you're in control, they're in control. - Tom Landry
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