A large corporation recently hired several cannibals.
“You are all part of our team now,” said the HR rep during the welcoming briefing. “You get
all the usual benefits and you can go to the cafeteria for something to eat, but please - don’t eat any of the other employees.”
The cannibals promised they would not.
Four weeks later their boss remarked, “You’re all working very hard, and I’m satisfied with your work. However, one of our secretaries has disappeared. Do any of you know what happened to her?”
The cannibals all shook their heads no. After the boss had left, the leader of the cannibals said to the others, “Which one of you morons ate the secretary?”
A hand rose hesitantly.
“You fool,” the leader continued. “For four weeks we’ve been eating managers and no one noticed anything. But NO-OOOOO… you had to go and eat someone important!”
Business adventurous (ventures) - Archie Bunker
Earn your leadership every day. - Michael Jordan
Black Panther leader Elder Cleavage. - Archie Bunker
No leader can be too far ahead of his followers. - Eleanor Roosevelt
A person who is quietly confident makes the best leader. - Fred Wilson
People buy into the leader before they buy into the vision. - John C Maxwell
You can't be emotional in business, it can flat out kill you. - Donald Trump
Leaders have the courage to make unpopular decisions and gut calls. - Jack Welch
My own business always bores me to death; I prefer other people's. - Oscar Wilde
The art of leadership is saying no, not yes. It is very easy to say yes. - Tony Blair
I am not yet ready to be czar. I know nothing of the business of ruling. - Nicholas II
If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business. - Joey Adams
Business without profit is not business any more than a pickle is candy. - Charles F Abbott
If I don't get along with Democrats, I'm sort of, like, out of business. - Donald Trump
All animals, except man, know that the principal business of life is to enjoy it. - Samuel Butler
Real leadership is leaders recognizing that they serve the people that they lead. - Pete Hoekstra
The greatest leaders mobilize others by coalescing people around a shared vision. - Ken Blanchard
A leader in the Democratic Party is a boss, in the Republican Party he is a leader. - Harry S Truman
Leaders are people who do the right things; managers are people who do things right. - Warren G. Bennis
Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson
So much of what we call management consists in making it difficult for people to work. - Peter F Drucker
Everybody's business is nobody's business, and nobody's business is my business. - Clara Barton
Talking business disgusts me. If you want to talk business, call my disgusting personal manager. - Sylvester Stallone
The one quality that can be developed by studious reflection and practice is the leadership of men. - Dwight D Eisenhower
One of the tests of leadership is the ability to recognize a problem before it becomes an emergency. - Arnold H. Glasow
Leaders come in two flavors: expanders and containers. The best leadership teams have a mix of both. - Barbara Corcoran
No man will make a great leader who wants to do it all himself, or to get all the credit for doing it. - Andrew Carnegie
If people like you, they'll listen to you. But if they trust you, they'll do business with you. - Zig Ziglar
Whether you're having setbacks or not, the role of a leader is to always display a winning attitude. - Colin Powell
Leadership is getting someone to do what they don't want to do, to achieve what they want to achieve. - Tom Landry
Wise leaders generally have wise counselors because it takes a wise person themselves to distinguish them. - Diogenes of Sinope
Teamwork makes the dream work, but a vision becomes a nightmare when the leader has a big dream and a bad team. - John C Maxwell
Modern poets talk against business, poor things, but all of us write for money. Beginners are subjected to trial by market. - Robert Frost
A manager is a title, it does not guarantee success. Coaching is an action, not a title and actions will result in successes. - Catherine Pulsifer
It is very vulgar to talk about one's business. Only people like stockbrokers do that, and then merely at dinner parties. - Oscar Wilde
It's not about money or connections. It's the willingness to outwork and outlearn everyone when it comes to your business. - Mark Cuban
Finance functions lose the potential to steer their organizations to success when they defer performance management to other functions. - Jack Alexander
The greatest leader is not necessarily the one who does the greatest things. He is the one that gets the people to do the greatest things. - Ronald Reagan
In a world of complex threats, our security and leadership depends on all elements of our power - including strong and principled diplomacy. - Barack Obama
A leader is not an administrator who loves to run others, but someone who carries water for his people, so that they can get on with their jobs. - Robert Townsend
Earn your leadership every day. - Michael Jordan
Black Panther leader Elder Cleavage. - Archie Bunker
No leader can be too far ahead of his followers. - Eleanor Roosevelt
A person who is quietly confident makes the best leader. - Fred Wilson
People buy into the leader before they buy into the vision. - John C Maxwell
You can't be emotional in business, it can flat out kill you. - Donald Trump
Leaders have the courage to make unpopular decisions and gut calls. - Jack Welch
My own business always bores me to death; I prefer other people's. - Oscar Wilde
The art of leadership is saying no, not yes. It is very easy to say yes. - Tony Blair
I am not yet ready to be czar. I know nothing of the business of ruling. - Nicholas II
If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business. - Joey Adams
Business without profit is not business any more than a pickle is candy. - Charles F Abbott
If I don't get along with Democrats, I'm sort of, like, out of business. - Donald Trump
All animals, except man, know that the principal business of life is to enjoy it. - Samuel Butler
Real leadership is leaders recognizing that they serve the people that they lead. - Pete Hoekstra
The greatest leaders mobilize others by coalescing people around a shared vision. - Ken Blanchard
A leader in the Democratic Party is a boss, in the Republican Party he is a leader. - Harry S Truman
Leaders are people who do the right things; managers are people who do things right. - Warren G. Bennis
Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson
So much of what we call management consists in making it difficult for people to work. - Peter F Drucker
Everybody's business is nobody's business, and nobody's business is my business. - Clara Barton
Talking business disgusts me. If you want to talk business, call my disgusting personal manager. - Sylvester Stallone
The one quality that can be developed by studious reflection and practice is the leadership of men. - Dwight D Eisenhower
One of the tests of leadership is the ability to recognize a problem before it becomes an emergency. - Arnold H. Glasow
Leaders come in two flavors: expanders and containers. The best leadership teams have a mix of both. - Barbara Corcoran
No man will make a great leader who wants to do it all himself, or to get all the credit for doing it. - Andrew Carnegie
If people like you, they'll listen to you. But if they trust you, they'll do business with you. - Zig Ziglar
Whether you're having setbacks or not, the role of a leader is to always display a winning attitude. - Colin Powell
Leadership is getting someone to do what they don't want to do, to achieve what they want to achieve. - Tom Landry
Wise leaders generally have wise counselors because it takes a wise person themselves to distinguish them. - Diogenes of Sinope
Teamwork makes the dream work, but a vision becomes a nightmare when the leader has a big dream and a bad team. - John C Maxwell
Modern poets talk against business, poor things, but all of us write for money. Beginners are subjected to trial by market. - Robert Frost
A manager is a title, it does not guarantee success. Coaching is an action, not a title and actions will result in successes. - Catherine Pulsifer
It is very vulgar to talk about one's business. Only people like stockbrokers do that, and then merely at dinner parties. - Oscar Wilde
It's not about money or connections. It's the willingness to outwork and outlearn everyone when it comes to your business. - Mark Cuban
Finance functions lose the potential to steer their organizations to success when they defer performance management to other functions. - Jack Alexander
The greatest leader is not necessarily the one who does the greatest things. He is the one that gets the people to do the greatest things. - Ronald Reagan
In a world of complex threats, our security and leadership depends on all elements of our power - including strong and principled diplomacy. - Barack Obama
A leader is not an administrator who loves to run others, but someone who carries water for his people, so that they can get on with their jobs. - Robert Townsend
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