That’s No More, Eh?

Canadian lyrics for Dean Martin’s Italian love song


When the moon hits your eye,
Like a big pizza pie,
That’s amore.

When an eel bites your hand,
And that’s not what you planned,
That’s a moray.

When our habits are strange,
And our customs deranged,
That’s our mores.

When your horse munches straw,
And four bales he eats all,
That’s some more hay.

When Othello’s poor wife,
Becomes stabbed with a knife,
That’s a Moor, eh?

When a Japanese knight,
Uses swords in a fight,
That’s Samurai.

When your sheep go to graze,
In a damp marshy space,
That’s a moor, eh?

When your boat comes home fine,
And you tie up her line,
That’s a moor, eh?

When you ace your last test,
Like you did all the rest,
That’s some more A’s!

When on Mt. Cook you see,
An old aborigine,
That’s a Maori.

Alley Oop’s homeland has,
A space gun with pizzazz,
That’s a Moo ray...

A comedian ham,
With the name Amsterdam,
That’s a Morey.

When your last chocolate graham,
Is so full and so crammed,
That s’more.

When you’ve had quite enough,
Of this dumb rhyming stuff,
That’s “No more!”, eh?


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Love is a great beautifier. - Louisa May Alcott

I'm the Hiroshima of love. - Sylvester Stallone

Love is a friendship set to music. - Joseph Campbell

The first duty of love is to listen. - Paul Tillich

Love all, trust few. Do wrong to none. - William Shakespeare

Photography is a love affair with life. - Burk Uzzle

Never say love is like anything - it isn't. - Michael Chabon

There is no love sincerer than the love of food. - George Bernard Shaw

Love means never having to say you're sorry. - Love Story

Joy is a net of love by which you can catch souls. - Mother Teresa

The Creator made Italy from designs by Michelangelo. - Mark Twain

The only love affair I have ever had was with music. - Maurice Ravel

True love begins when nothing is looked for in return. - Antoine de Saint-Exupery

Without love, the rich and poor live in the same house. - Unknown

I love bringing roses to a woman when she least expects it. - Esai Morales

I've never been in love. I've always been a lawyer. - Unknown

When all is said and done, grief is the price we pay for love. - E A Bucchianeri

I love hiking, paddle boarding and listening to the Veronicas. - Bindi Irwin

The chance to love and be loved exists no matter where you are. - Oprah Winfrey

I love various sports, including basketball, tennis and billiards. - Yani Tseng

Happiness is a well-balanced combination of love, labour, and luck. - Mary Wilson Little

A man is often too young to marry, but a man is never too old to love. - Finnish Proverb

Valentine's day without your love is like a year without the Internet. - Santosh Kalwar

We love those who know the worst of us and don't turn their faces away. - Walker Percy

They invented hugs to let people know you love them without saying anything. - Bill Keane

Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl. - Stephen Leacock

Mother love is the fuel that enables a normal human being to do the impossible. - Marion C. Garretty

I'd rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate. - George Burns

Dost thou love life? Then do not squander time, for that is the stuff life is made of. - Benjamin Franklin

I'm in love with the potential of miracles. For me, the safest place is out on a limb. - Shirley MacLaine

Love is a promise, love is a souvenir, once given never forgotten, never let it disappear. - John Lennon

I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals. I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants. - A. Whitney Brown

While I love shooting in New York City, I look forward to filming season six in Los Angeles. - Donald Trump

Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God can't help but smile on it. - Josh Billings

For God did not give us a spirit of timidity, but a spirit of power, of love and of self-discipline. - Bible

Plant a radish, get a radish - never any doubt. That's why I love vegetables; you know what they're about. - Tom Jones

The shoulders I stand on are broad and strong, full of history and courage and love. How about you? Whose shoulders are you standing on? - Molly Johnson

I'm still in love with what I do, with the idea of making things up, so hours when I write always feel like very blessed hours to me. - Stephen King

You know that ISIS wants to go in and take over the Vatican? You have heard that. You know, that's a dream of theirs, to go into Italy. - Donald Trump

My great hope is to laugh as much as I cry; to get my work done and try to love somebody and have the courage to accept the love in return. - Maya Angelou


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13-Jul-2020