When the moon hits your eye,
Like a big pizza pie,
That’s amore.
When an eel bites your hand,
And that’s not what you planned,
That’s a moray.
When our habits are strange,
And our customs deranged,
That’s our mores.
When your horse munches straw,
And four bales he eats all,
That’s some more hay.
When Othello’s poor wife,
Becomes stabbed with a knife,
That’s a Moor, eh?
When a Japanese knight,
Uses swords in a fight,
That’s Samurai.
When your sheep go to graze,
In a damp marshy space,
That’s a moor, eh?
When your boat comes home fine,
And you tie up her line,
That’s a moor, eh?
When you ace your last test,
Like you did all the rest,
That’s some more A’s!
When on Mt. Cook you see,
An old aborigine,
That’s a Maori.
Alley Oop’s homeland has,
A space gun with pizzazz,
That’s a Moo ray...
A comedian ham,
With the name Amsterdam,
That’s a Morey.
When your last chocolate graham,
Is so full and so crammed,
That s’more.
When you’ve had quite enough,
Of this dumb rhyming stuff,
That’s “No more!”, eh?
Even the gods love jokes. - Plato
In love, one and one are one. - Jean-Paul Sartre
The best proof of love is trust. - Dr Joyce Brothers
Love your enemy - it'll drive him nuts. - Unknown
Never go on trips with anyone you do not love. - Ernest Hemingway
Afflicted by love's madness all are blind. - Sextus Propertius
At the touch of love, everyone becomes a poet. - Plato
An old man in love is like a flower in winter. - Portuguese Proverb
Use things, not people.
Love people, not things. - Unknown
Love is like war: easy to begin but very hard to stop. - H L Mencken
Life exists for the love of music or beautiful things. - G K Chesterton
Men love to wonder, and that is the seed of our science. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
Love is like the wind, you can't see it but you can feel it. - Nicholas Sparks
A hundred hearts would be too few
To carry all my love for you. - Unknown
Keep moving if you love life, and keep your troubles well behind you. - John McCain
I am not afraid of tomorrow, for I have seen yesterday and I love today. - William Allen White
One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life: That word is love. - Sophocles
Love wouldn't be blind if the braille weren't so damned much fun. - Armistead Maupin
I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox. - Woody Allen
Moderation, honey, in all things but love and chocolate. That's my motto. - Barbara Bretton
Real loss is only possible when you love something more than you love yourself. - Robin Williams
To live is like to love - all reason is against it, and all healthy instinct for it. - Samuel Butler
I love extreme sports, I like snowboarding and motorcross and rollerblading and hockey. - Jeremy London
Faith goes up the stairs that love has built and looks out the window which hope has opened. - Charles Spurgeon
You don't have to deserve your mother's love. You have to deserve your father's. - Robert Frost
Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind, And therefore is winged Cupid painted blind. - William Shakespeare
For God did not give us a spirit of timidity, but a spirit of power, of love and of self-discipline. - Bible
True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked. - Erich Segal
I love being married. I was single for a long time, and I just got so sick of finishing my own sentences. - Brian Kiley
The time I burned my guitar it was like a sacrifice. You sacrifice the things you love. I love my guitar. - Jimi Hendrix
When you trip over love, it is easy to get up. But when you fall in love, it is impossible to stand again. - Albert Einstein
What's the earth with all its art, verse, music, worth -
Compared with love, found, gained, and kept? - Robert Browning
You don't love someone because they're perfect, you love them in spite of the fact that they're not. - Jodi Picoult
There's an upside to grandparenthood. You play, you give, you love, then you hand them back and go to an early movie. - Billy Crystal
Sensitive love letters are my specialty: "Dear Baby, Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: You. P.S. I'm gay." - Homer Simpson
I love people who make me laugh. I honestly think it's the thing I like most, to laugh. It cures a multitude of ills. - Audrey Hepburn
When it comes to hockey, it's been in my blood since I was 3 or 4 years old. I love coaching the kids, especially at that level. - Mario Lemieux
It is quite untrue that British people don't appreciate music. They may not understand it but they absolutely love the noise it makes. - Sir Thomas Beecham
To be kind to all, to like many and love a few, to be needed and wanted by those we love, is certainly the nearest we can come to happiness. - Mary Roberts Rinehart
Love as powerful as your mother's for you leaves its own mark ... to have been loved so deeply ... will give us some protection forever. - J K Rowling
In love, one and one are one. - Jean-Paul Sartre
The best proof of love is trust. - Dr Joyce Brothers
Love your enemy - it'll drive him nuts. - Unknown
Never go on trips with anyone you do not love. - Ernest Hemingway
Afflicted by love's madness all are blind. - Sextus Propertius
At the touch of love, everyone becomes a poet. - Plato
An old man in love is like a flower in winter. - Portuguese Proverb
Use things, not people.
Love people, not things. - Unknown
Love is like war: easy to begin but very hard to stop. - H L Mencken
Life exists for the love of music or beautiful things. - G K Chesterton
Men love to wonder, and that is the seed of our science. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
Love is like the wind, you can't see it but you can feel it. - Nicholas Sparks
A hundred hearts would be too few
To carry all my love for you. - Unknown
Keep moving if you love life, and keep your troubles well behind you. - John McCain
I am not afraid of tomorrow, for I have seen yesterday and I love today. - William Allen White
One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life: That word is love. - Sophocles
Love wouldn't be blind if the braille weren't so damned much fun. - Armistead Maupin
I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox. - Woody Allen
Moderation, honey, in all things but love and chocolate. That's my motto. - Barbara Bretton
Real loss is only possible when you love something more than you love yourself. - Robin Williams
To live is like to love - all reason is against it, and all healthy instinct for it. - Samuel Butler
I love extreme sports, I like snowboarding and motorcross and rollerblading and hockey. - Jeremy London
Faith goes up the stairs that love has built and looks out the window which hope has opened. - Charles Spurgeon
You don't have to deserve your mother's love. You have to deserve your father's. - Robert Frost
Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind, And therefore is winged Cupid painted blind. - William Shakespeare
For God did not give us a spirit of timidity, but a spirit of power, of love and of self-discipline. - Bible
True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked. - Erich Segal
I love being married. I was single for a long time, and I just got so sick of finishing my own sentences. - Brian Kiley
The time I burned my guitar it was like a sacrifice. You sacrifice the things you love. I love my guitar. - Jimi Hendrix
When you trip over love, it is easy to get up. But when you fall in love, it is impossible to stand again. - Albert Einstein
What's the earth with all its art, verse, music, worth -
Compared with love, found, gained, and kept? - Robert Browning
You don't love someone because they're perfect, you love them in spite of the fact that they're not. - Jodi Picoult
There's an upside to grandparenthood. You play, you give, you love, then you hand them back and go to an early movie. - Billy Crystal
Sensitive love letters are my specialty: "Dear Baby, Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: You. P.S. I'm gay." - Homer Simpson
I love people who make me laugh. I honestly think it's the thing I like most, to laugh. It cures a multitude of ills. - Audrey Hepburn
When it comes to hockey, it's been in my blood since I was 3 or 4 years old. I love coaching the kids, especially at that level. - Mario Lemieux
It is quite untrue that British people don't appreciate music. They may not understand it but they absolutely love the noise it makes. - Sir Thomas Beecham
To be kind to all, to like many and love a few, to be needed and wanted by those we love, is certainly the nearest we can come to happiness. - Mary Roberts Rinehart
Love as powerful as your mother's for you leaves its own mark ... to have been loved so deeply ... will give us some protection forever. - J K Rowling
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