That’s No More, Eh?

Canadian lyrics for Dean Martin’s Italian love song


When the moon hits your eye,
Like a big pizza pie,
That’s amore.

When an eel bites your hand,
And that’s not what you planned,
That’s a moray.

When our habits are strange,
And our customs deranged,
That’s our mores.

When your horse munches straw,
And four bales he eats all,
That’s some more hay.

When Othello’s poor wife,
Becomes stabbed with a knife,
That’s a Moor, eh?

When a Japanese knight,
Uses swords in a fight,
That’s Samurai.

When your sheep go to graze,
In a damp marshy space,
That’s a moor, eh?

When your boat comes home fine,
And you tie up her line,
That’s a moor, eh?

When you ace your last test,
Like you did all the rest,
That’s some more A’s!

When on Mt. Cook you see,
An old aborigine,
That’s a Maori.

Alley Oop’s homeland has,
A space gun with pizzazz,
That’s a Moo ray...

A comedian ham,
With the name Amsterdam,
That’s a Morey.

When your last chocolate graham,
Is so full and so crammed,
That s’more.

When you’ve had quite enough,
Of this dumb rhyming stuff,
That’s “No more!”, eh?


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We are easily duped by those we love. - Moliere

Take away love and our earth is a tomb. - Robert Browning

We are most alive when we're in love. - John Updike

I love children if they're cooked properly. - WC Fields

Make love, not war... or get married and do both. - Unknown

Love is the only disease that makes you feel better. - Sam Shepard

The only way to do great work is to love what you do. - Steve Jobs

Love is more than a candle. Love can ignite the stars. - Matthew W. Stover

Love. Of course, love. Flames for a year, ashes for 30. - Giuseppi di Lampedusa

Love is friendship set on fire. Hate is friendship burned. - Jeremy Taylor

Children need love, especially when they do not deserve it. - Harold Hulbert

True love is like little roses, sweet, fragrant in small doses. - Ana Claudia Antunes

I have fallen in love with someone who is hiding inside of you. - Hafiz

What can you do to promote world peace? Go home and love your family. - Mother Teresa

One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life: That word is love. - Sophocles

Love is whatever you can still betray. Betrayal can only happen if you love. - John le Carre

Men have died from time to time, and worms have eaten them - but not for love. - William Shakespeare

The most important thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - Henry Ward Beecher

My husband and I fell in love at first sight. Maybe I should have taken a second look. - Mia Farrow

One of the most important things a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - Ray Chenoweth

That's how ya got your Chinatown, your Harlems, your Little Italy... all them grettos. - Archie Bunker

I love to put on a wig, a costume, inhabit a different world and be called something different. - Susan Egan

Whoever loves much, performs much, and can accomplish much, and what is done in love is done well. - Vincent Van Gogh

I love eating sushi and eating raw and clean - no pasta and bread. Low carbs is what works for me. - Christine Teigen

It is an act of love to say, "I believe in you as my child, and you don't need my help." - Peter Buffett

She's so in love with me, she doesn't know anything. That's why she's in love with me. - Groucho Marx

The fickleness of the women I love is only equalled by the infernal constancy of the women who love me. - George Bernard Shaw

We challenge one another to be funnier and smarter ... It's the way friends make love to one another. - Annie Gottlieb

The time I burned my guitar it was like a sacrifice. You sacrifice the things you love. I love my guitar. - Jimi Hendrix

Darkness cannot drive out darkness: only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate: only love can do that. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

Even in the midst of life's adversity, struggle or strife, love's enduring presence remains steadfast. - Eleesha

Yoga is really trying to liberate us from shame about our bodies. To love your body is a very important thing. - Rodney Yee

I have a huge interest in hockey because I grew up in Canada, where it's kind of the law that you love hockey. - Matthew Perry

Sensitive love letters are my specialty: "Dear Baby, Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: You. P.S. I'm gay." - Homer Simpson

Hosting the Oscars is much like making love to a woman. It's something I only get to do when Billy Crystal is out of town. - Steve Martin

There is never a time or place for true love. It happens accidentally, in a heartbeat, in a single flashing, throbbing moment. - Sarah Dessen

People can say what they like about the eternal verities, love and truth and so on, but nothing's as eternal as the dishes. - Margaret Mahy

Your task is not to seek for love, but merely to seek and find all the barriers within yourself that you have built against it. - Marianne Williamson

I can't promise that I'll be here for the rest of your life, but I can promise that I'll love you for the rest of mine. - Unknown

It is quite untrue that British people don't appreciate music. They may not understand it but they absolutely love the noise it makes. - Sir Thomas Beecham


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23-Jan-2020