The principal of a small middle school had a problem with a few of the older girls starting to use lipstick. When applying it in the bathroom, they would then press their lips to the mirror and leave lip prints.
Before it got out of hand he thought of a way to stop it. He gathered all the girls together that wore lipstick and told them he wanted to meet with them in the ladies room at 2 P.M. They gathered at 2 P.M. and found the principal and the school custodian waiting for them.
The principal explained that it was becoming a problem for the custodian to clean the mirror every night. He said he felt the ladies did not fully understand just how much of a problem it was and he wanted them to witness just how hard it was to clean.
The custodian then demonstrated. He took a long brush on a handle out of a box. He then dipped the brush in the nearest toilet, moved to the mirror and proceeded to remove the lipstick.
That was the last day the girls pressed their lips on the mirror…
Big girls need big diamonds. - Elizabeth Taylor
The best mirror is an old friend. - George Herbert
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. - Unknown
I always say that beauty is only sin deep. - Saki
Love built on beauty, soon as beauty, dies. - John Donne
Life and joy and beauty are better than dusty death. - Bertrand Russell
If you truly love nature, you will find beauty everywhere. - Laura I Wilder
The truth isn't always beauty, but the hunger for it is. - Nadine Gordimer
I'd rather have two girls at 21 each than one girl at 42. - WC Fields
If there is light in the soul, there will be beauty in the person. - Chinese Proverb
The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore
Most people get an appointment at a beauty parlor... I was committed! - Phyllis Diller
Beauty will result from the form and the correspondence of the whole. - Andrea Palladio
Beauty is no accomplishment on its own. It's what you do with it. - Padma Lakshmi
The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams. - Eleanor Roosevelt
I spent seven hours in a beauty shop... and that was for the estimate. - Phyllis Diller
If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library? - Lily Tomlin
My doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror. - Rodney Dangerfield
I brought a mirror to Lovers' Lane. I told everybody I'm Narcissus. - Steven Wright
If you can't see anything beautiful about yourself, get a better mirror. - Shane Koyczan
Books are as useful to a stupid person as a mirror is useful to a blind person. - Chanakya
Universal happiness keeps the wheels steadily turning; truth and beauty can't. - Aldous Huxley
The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. - George Carlin
Zest is the secret of all beauty. There is no beauty that is attractive without zest. - Christian Dior
It's a good thing that beauty is only skin deep, or I'd be rotten to the core. - Phyllis Diller
When other little girls wanted to be ballet dancers, I kind of wanted to be a vampire. - Angelina Jolie
If you want to know who is going to change this country, go home and look in the mirror. - Maude Barlow
Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond
Love yourself. It is important to stay positive because beauty comes from the inside out. - Jenn Proske
I'm still chasing girls. I don't remember what for, but I'm still chasing them. - Joe E Lewis
Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age - as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight. - Phyllis Diller
By its very nature the beautiful is isolated from everything else. From beauty no road leads to reality. - Hannah Arendt
Those who contemplate the beauty of the earth find reserves of strength that will endure as long as life lasts. - Rachel Carson
Let the resurrection joy lift us from loneliness and weakness and despair to strength and beauty and happiness. - Floyd W Tomkins
Some people, no matter how old they get, never lose their beauty - they merely move it from their faces into their hearts. - Martin Buxbaum
At some point in life the world's beauty becomes enough. You don't need to photograph, paint or even remember it. It is enough. - Toni Morrison
I think that weddings have probably been crashed since the beginning of time. Cavemen crashed them. You go to meet girls. It makes sense. - Christopher Walken
Smiling is definitely one of the best beauty remedies. If you have a good sense of humor and a good approach to life, that's beautiful. - Rashida Jones
Perhaps someday I'll crawl back home, beaten, defeated. But not as long as I can make stories out of my heartbreak, beauty out of sorrow. - Sylvia Plath
My Doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror. I drink too much. Way too much. My doctor drew blood. He ran a tab. - Rodney Dangerfield
The best mirror is an old friend. - George Herbert
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. - Unknown
I always say that beauty is only sin deep. - Saki
Love built on beauty, soon as beauty, dies. - John Donne
Life and joy and beauty are better than dusty death. - Bertrand Russell
If you truly love nature, you will find beauty everywhere. - Laura I Wilder
The truth isn't always beauty, but the hunger for it is. - Nadine Gordimer
I'd rather have two girls at 21 each than one girl at 42. - WC Fields
If there is light in the soul, there will be beauty in the person. - Chinese Proverb
The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore
Most people get an appointment at a beauty parlor... I was committed! - Phyllis Diller
Beauty will result from the form and the correspondence of the whole. - Andrea Palladio
Beauty is no accomplishment on its own. It's what you do with it. - Padma Lakshmi
The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams. - Eleanor Roosevelt
I spent seven hours in a beauty shop... and that was for the estimate. - Phyllis Diller
If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library? - Lily Tomlin
My doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror. - Rodney Dangerfield
I brought a mirror to Lovers' Lane. I told everybody I'm Narcissus. - Steven Wright
If you can't see anything beautiful about yourself, get a better mirror. - Shane Koyczan
Books are as useful to a stupid person as a mirror is useful to a blind person. - Chanakya
Universal happiness keeps the wheels steadily turning; truth and beauty can't. - Aldous Huxley
The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. - George Carlin
Zest is the secret of all beauty. There is no beauty that is attractive without zest. - Christian Dior
It's a good thing that beauty is only skin deep, or I'd be rotten to the core. - Phyllis Diller
When other little girls wanted to be ballet dancers, I kind of wanted to be a vampire. - Angelina Jolie
If you want to know who is going to change this country, go home and look in the mirror. - Maude Barlow
Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond
Love yourself. It is important to stay positive because beauty comes from the inside out. - Jenn Proske
I'm still chasing girls. I don't remember what for, but I'm still chasing them. - Joe E Lewis
Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age - as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight. - Phyllis Diller
By its very nature the beautiful is isolated from everything else. From beauty no road leads to reality. - Hannah Arendt
Those who contemplate the beauty of the earth find reserves of strength that will endure as long as life lasts. - Rachel Carson
Let the resurrection joy lift us from loneliness and weakness and despair to strength and beauty and happiness. - Floyd W Tomkins
Some people, no matter how old they get, never lose their beauty - they merely move it from their faces into their hearts. - Martin Buxbaum
At some point in life the world's beauty becomes enough. You don't need to photograph, paint or even remember it. It is enough. - Toni Morrison
I think that weddings have probably been crashed since the beginning of time. Cavemen crashed them. You go to meet girls. It makes sense. - Christopher Walken
Smiling is definitely one of the best beauty remedies. If you have a good sense of humor and a good approach to life, that's beautiful. - Rashida Jones
Perhaps someday I'll crawl back home, beaten, defeated. But not as long as I can make stories out of my heartbreak, beauty out of sorrow. - Sylvia Plath
My Doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror. I drink too much. Way too much. My doctor drew blood. He ran a tab. - Rodney Dangerfield
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