The principal of a small middle school had a problem with a few of the older girls starting to use lipstick. When applying it in the bathroom, they would then press their lips to the mirror and leave lip prints.
Before it got out of hand he thought of a way to stop it. He gathered all the girls together that wore lipstick and told them he wanted to meet with them in the ladies room at 2 P.M. They gathered at 2 P.M. and found the principal and the school custodian waiting for them.
The principal explained that it was becoming a problem for the custodian to clean the mirror every night. He said he felt the ladies did not fully understand just how much of a problem it was and he wanted them to witness just how hard it was to clean.
The custodian then demonstrated. He took a long brush on a handle out of a box. He then dipped the brush in the nearest toilet, moved to the mirror and proceeded to remove the lipstick.
That was the last day the girls pressed their lips on the mirror…
Exuberance is beauty. - William Blake
The best mirror is an old friend. - Peter Nivio Zarlenga
The best beauty secret is sunblock. - Christie Brinkley
A friend's eye is a good mirror. - Irish Proverb
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. - Unknown
All girls go cockeyed during pooberescency. - Archie Bunker
There is no cosmetic for beauty like happiness. - Lady Marguerite Blessington
Let the beauty of what you love be what you do. - Rumi
Everything has beauty, but not everyone can see. - Confucious
The art of a people is a true mirror to their minds. - Jawaharlal Nehru
Life and joy and beauty are better than dusty death. - Bertrand Russell
Unexpected intrusions of beauty. That is what life is. - Saul Bellow
Men seldom make passes
At girls who wear glasses. - Dorothy Parker
Easter spells out beauty, the rare beauty of new life. - S D Gordon
Beauty may be skin deep, but ugly goes clear to the bone. - Redd Foxx
What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy
Do not read beauty magazines. They only make you feel ugly. - Mary Schmich
Natural beauty takes at least two hours in front of a mirror. - Pamela Anderson
Time is a vindictive bandit to steal the beauty of our former selves. - Raphael
That was what a best friend did: hold up a mirror and show you your heart. - Kristin Hannah
I brought a mirror to Lovers' Lane. I told everybody I'm Narcissus. - Steven Wright
A rainbow is the product of physics working for your appreciation of beauty. - Kyle Hill
If you can't see anything beautiful about yourself, get a better mirror. - Shane Koyczan
Think of all the beauty that's still left in and around you and be happy! - Anne Frank
You use a glass mirror to see your face; you use works of art to see your soul. - George Bernard Shaw
I never can feel certain of any truth but from a clear perception of its beauty. - John Keats
I've met a lot of pin-up girls, but I've never been able to pin one down. - Groucho Marx
Zest is the secret of all beauty. There is no beauty that is attractive without zest. - Christian Dior
It's a good thing that beauty is only skin deep, or I'd be rotten to the core. - Phyllis Diller
In every man's heart there is a secret nerve that answers to the vibrations of beauty. - Christopher D Morley
I look just like the girls next door... if you happen to live next door to an amusement park. - Dolly Parton
Somehow a bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever. - Helen Rowland
Those who contemplate the beauty of the earth find reserves of strength that will endure as long as life lasts. - Rachel Carson
The ideals which have always shown before me and filled me with the joy of living are goodness, beauty and truth. - Albert Einstein
The biggest troublemaker you'll probably ever have to deal with, watches you from the mirror every mornin'. - Unknown
I don't care how many beauty treatments you have, I don't care which bag you're carrying - you have to have a dress. - Vivienne Westwood
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye. - Jim Henson
Praise or blame has but a momentary effect on the man whose love of beauty in the abstract makes him a severe critic on his own works. - John Keats
Sexiness wears thin after a while and beauty fades, but to be married to a man who make you laugh every day, ah, now that's a real treat. - Joanne Woodward
I do not know which to prefer,
The beauty of inflections
Or the beauty of innuendoes,
The blackbird whistling
Or just after. - Wallace Stevens
The best mirror is an old friend. - Peter Nivio Zarlenga
The best beauty secret is sunblock. - Christie Brinkley
A friend's eye is a good mirror. - Irish Proverb
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. - Unknown
All girls go cockeyed during pooberescency. - Archie Bunker
There is no cosmetic for beauty like happiness. - Lady Marguerite Blessington
Let the beauty of what you love be what you do. - Rumi
Everything has beauty, but not everyone can see. - Confucious
The art of a people is a true mirror to their minds. - Jawaharlal Nehru
Life and joy and beauty are better than dusty death. - Bertrand Russell
Unexpected intrusions of beauty. That is what life is. - Saul Bellow
Men seldom make passes
At girls who wear glasses. - Dorothy Parker
Easter spells out beauty, the rare beauty of new life. - S D Gordon
Beauty may be skin deep, but ugly goes clear to the bone. - Redd Foxx
What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy
Do not read beauty magazines. They only make you feel ugly. - Mary Schmich
Natural beauty takes at least two hours in front of a mirror. - Pamela Anderson
Time is a vindictive bandit to steal the beauty of our former selves. - Raphael
That was what a best friend did: hold up a mirror and show you your heart. - Kristin Hannah
I brought a mirror to Lovers' Lane. I told everybody I'm Narcissus. - Steven Wright
A rainbow is the product of physics working for your appreciation of beauty. - Kyle Hill
If you can't see anything beautiful about yourself, get a better mirror. - Shane Koyczan
Think of all the beauty that's still left in and around you and be happy! - Anne Frank
You use a glass mirror to see your face; you use works of art to see your soul. - George Bernard Shaw
I never can feel certain of any truth but from a clear perception of its beauty. - John Keats
I've met a lot of pin-up girls, but I've never been able to pin one down. - Groucho Marx
Zest is the secret of all beauty. There is no beauty that is attractive without zest. - Christian Dior
It's a good thing that beauty is only skin deep, or I'd be rotten to the core. - Phyllis Diller
In every man's heart there is a secret nerve that answers to the vibrations of beauty. - Christopher D Morley
I look just like the girls next door... if you happen to live next door to an amusement park. - Dolly Parton
Somehow a bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever. - Helen Rowland
Those who contemplate the beauty of the earth find reserves of strength that will endure as long as life lasts. - Rachel Carson
The ideals which have always shown before me and filled me with the joy of living are goodness, beauty and truth. - Albert Einstein
The biggest troublemaker you'll probably ever have to deal with, watches you from the mirror every mornin'. - Unknown
I don't care how many beauty treatments you have, I don't care which bag you're carrying - you have to have a dress. - Vivienne Westwood
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye. - Jim Henson
Praise or blame has but a momentary effect on the man whose love of beauty in the abstract makes him a severe critic on his own works. - John Keats
Sexiness wears thin after a while and beauty fades, but to be married to a man who make you laugh every day, ah, now that's a real treat. - Joanne Woodward
I do not know which to prefer,
The beauty of inflections
Or the beauty of innuendoes,
The blackbird whistling
Or just after. - Wallace Stevens
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