Lipstick Lippers
How to remove lip prints on mirrors

The principal of a small middle school had a problem with a few of the older girls starting to use lipstick. When applying it in the bathroom, they would then press their lips to the mirror and leave lip prints.

Before it got out of hand he thought of a way to stop it. He gathered all the girls together that wore lipstick and told them he wanted to meet with them in the ladies room at 2 P.M. They gathered at 2 P.M. and found the principal and the school custodian waiting for them.

The principal explained that it was becoming a problem for the custodian to clean the mirror every night. He said he felt the ladies did not fully understand just how much of a problem it was and he wanted them to  witness just how hard it was to clean.

The custodian then demonstrated. He took a long brush on a handle out of a box. He then dipped the brush in the nearest toilet, moved to the mirror and proceeded to remove the lipstick.

That was the last day the girls pressed their lips on the mirror…


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Exuberance is beauty. - William Blake

Beauty is not caused. It is. - Emily Dickinson

A friend's eye is a good mirror. - Irish Proverb

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. - Unknown

As we grow old, the beauty steals inward. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Everything has beauty, but not everyone sees it. - Confucious

Love beauty; it is the shadow of God on the universe. - Gabriela Mistral

I xeroxed a mirror. Now I have an extra xerox machine. - Steven Wright

Easter spells out beauty, the rare beauty of new life. - S D Gordon

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By means of beauty all beautiful things become beautiful. - Socrates

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29-Jun-2022