The principal of a small middle school had a problem with a few of the older girls starting to use lipstick. When applying it in the bathroom, they would then press their lips to the mirror and leave lip prints.
Before it got out of hand he thought of a way to stop it. He gathered all the girls together that wore lipstick and told them he wanted to meet with them in the ladies room at 2 P.M. They gathered at 2 P.M. and found the principal and the school custodian waiting for them.
The principal explained that it was becoming a problem for the custodian to clean the mirror every night. He said he felt the ladies did not fully understand just how much of a problem it was and he wanted them to witness just how hard it was to clean.
The custodian then demonstrated. He took a long brush on a handle out of a box. He then dipped the brush in the nearest toilet, moved to the mirror and proceeded to remove the lipstick.
That was the last day the girls pressed their lips on the mirror…
Exuberance is beauty. - William Blake
Beauty is not caused. It is. - Emily Dickinson
A friend's eye is a good mirror. - Irish Proverb
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. - Unknown
As we grow old, the beauty steals inward. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
Everything has beauty, but not everyone sees it. - Confucious
Love beauty; it is the shadow of God on the universe. - Gabriela Mistral
I xeroxed a mirror. Now I have an extra xerox machine. - Steven Wright
Easter spells out beauty, the rare beauty of new life. - S D Gordon
Magic Mirror on the wall, who is the fairest one of all? - Snow White and the Seven Dwarves
By means of beauty all beautiful things become beautiful. - Socrates
Beauty may be skin deep, but ugly goes clear to the bone. - Redd Foxx
Babysitters: Girls you hire to watch your television set. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
If you truly love nature, you will find beauty everywhere. - Laura I Wilder
What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy
Praise adds nothing to beauty - makes it neither better nor worse. - Marcus Aurelius
Most people get an appointment at a beauty parlor... I was committed! - Phyllis Diller
I brought a mirror to Lovers' Lane. I told everybody I'm Narcissus. - Steven Wright
Adding sound to movies would be like putting lipstick on the Venus de Milo. - Mary Pickford
There is nothing that makes its way more directly into the soul than beauty. - Joseph Addison
You use a glass mirror to see your face; you use works of art to see your soul. - George Bernard Shaw
Life is a mirror, and what you see out there, you must first see inside of you. - Wally Amos
Competence, like truth, beauty and contact lenses, is in the eye of the beholder. - Laurence J Peter
When other little girls wanted to be ballet dancers, I kind of wanted to be a vampire. - Angelina Jolie
Anyone who keeps the ability to see beauty in every age of life really never grows old. - Franz Kafka
One day you look in the mirror and realize the face you are shaving is your father's. - Robert Harris
In every man's heart there is a secret nerve that answers to the vibrations of beauty. - Christopher D Morley
I'm still chasing girls. I don't remember what for, but I'm still chasing them. - Joe E Lewis
My comfort is, that old age, that ill layer-up of beauty, can do no more spoil upon my face. - William Shakespeare
If you're searching for that one person that will change your life, take a look in the mirror. - Unknown
Those who find beauty in all of nature will find themselves at one with the secrets of life itself. - L Wolfe Gilbert
I have a Rubik's Cube for a rearview mirror, because the past is the only time puzzle I can solve. - Jarod Kintz
Those who contemplate the beauty of the earth find reserves of strength that will endure as long as life lasts. - Rachel Carson
Let the resurrection joy lift us from loneliness and weakness and despair to strength and beauty and happiness. - Floyd W Tomkins
I love those hockey moms. You know what they say the difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull is? Lipstick. - Sarah Palin
We delight in the beauty of the butterfly, but rarely admit the changes it has gone through to achieve that beauty. - Maya Angelou
Modesty is invisibility... Never forget it. To be seen - to be seen - is to be... penetrated. What you must be girls, is impenetrable. - Margaret Atwood
Praise or blame has but a momentary effect on the man whose love of beauty in the abstract makes him a severe critic on his own works. - John Keats
Smiling is definitely one of the best beauty remedies. If you have a good sense of humor and a good approach to life, that's beautiful. - Rashida Jones
Dreams are renewable. No matter what our age or condition, there are still untapped possibilities within us and new beauty waiting to be born. - Dale Turner
Beauty is not caused. It is. - Emily Dickinson
A friend's eye is a good mirror. - Irish Proverb
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. - Unknown
As we grow old, the beauty steals inward. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
Everything has beauty, but not everyone sees it. - Confucious
Love beauty; it is the shadow of God on the universe. - Gabriela Mistral
I xeroxed a mirror. Now I have an extra xerox machine. - Steven Wright
Easter spells out beauty, the rare beauty of new life. - S D Gordon
Magic Mirror on the wall, who is the fairest one of all? - Snow White and the Seven Dwarves
By means of beauty all beautiful things become beautiful. - Socrates
Beauty may be skin deep, but ugly goes clear to the bone. - Redd Foxx
Babysitters: Girls you hire to watch your television set. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
If you truly love nature, you will find beauty everywhere. - Laura I Wilder
What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy
Praise adds nothing to beauty - makes it neither better nor worse. - Marcus Aurelius
Most people get an appointment at a beauty parlor... I was committed! - Phyllis Diller
I brought a mirror to Lovers' Lane. I told everybody I'm Narcissus. - Steven Wright
Adding sound to movies would be like putting lipstick on the Venus de Milo. - Mary Pickford
There is nothing that makes its way more directly into the soul than beauty. - Joseph Addison
You use a glass mirror to see your face; you use works of art to see your soul. - George Bernard Shaw
Life is a mirror, and what you see out there, you must first see inside of you. - Wally Amos
Competence, like truth, beauty and contact lenses, is in the eye of the beholder. - Laurence J Peter
When other little girls wanted to be ballet dancers, I kind of wanted to be a vampire. - Angelina Jolie
Anyone who keeps the ability to see beauty in every age of life really never grows old. - Franz Kafka
One day you look in the mirror and realize the face you are shaving is your father's. - Robert Harris
In every man's heart there is a secret nerve that answers to the vibrations of beauty. - Christopher D Morley
I'm still chasing girls. I don't remember what for, but I'm still chasing them. - Joe E Lewis
My comfort is, that old age, that ill layer-up of beauty, can do no more spoil upon my face. - William Shakespeare
If you're searching for that one person that will change your life, take a look in the mirror. - Unknown
Those who find beauty in all of nature will find themselves at one with the secrets of life itself. - L Wolfe Gilbert
I have a Rubik's Cube for a rearview mirror, because the past is the only time puzzle I can solve. - Jarod Kintz
Those who contemplate the beauty of the earth find reserves of strength that will endure as long as life lasts. - Rachel Carson
Let the resurrection joy lift us from loneliness and weakness and despair to strength and beauty and happiness. - Floyd W Tomkins
I love those hockey moms. You know what they say the difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull is? Lipstick. - Sarah Palin
We delight in the beauty of the butterfly, but rarely admit the changes it has gone through to achieve that beauty. - Maya Angelou
Modesty is invisibility... Never forget it. To be seen - to be seen - is to be... penetrated. What you must be girls, is impenetrable. - Margaret Atwood
Praise or blame has but a momentary effect on the man whose love of beauty in the abstract makes him a severe critic on his own works. - John Keats
Smiling is definitely one of the best beauty remedies. If you have a good sense of humor and a good approach to life, that's beautiful. - Rashida Jones
Dreams are renewable. No matter what our age or condition, there are still untapped possibilities within us and new beauty waiting to be born. - Dale Turner
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