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How Rednecks succeed at College
See if he passed the literaracy test. - Archie Bunker Electoral College: Institute of higher yearning - Daffynitions joe-ks.com My life feels like a test I didn't study for. - Unknown Academy: A modern school where football is taught - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Death and taxes are unsolved engineering problems. - Romana Machado The first test of a truly great man is his humility. - John Ruskin Absolute Zero: The lowest grade you can get on a test - Daffynitions joe-ks.com I'll take a drug test, if you'll take an IQ test. - Fritz Hollings The tests of life are not meant to break you but make you. - Norman Vincent Peale Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education. - Mark Twain Everyone makes fun of the Redneck until the Zombie Apocalypse. - Unknown I didn’t fail the test. I just found 100 ways to do it wrong. - Benjamin Franklin Your best self shows up only when you are put to an impossible test. - Unknown Test yourself with the impossible, and you will know your capability. - Unknown Success can test one's mettle as surely as the strongest adversary. - Unknown The true test of a man's character is what he does when no one is watching. - John Wooden When I was in high school, I earned the pimple award and every other gross-out award. - Jack Nicholson One of the truest tests of spiritual maturity is seeing the miraculous in the monotonous. - Mark Batterson The searching-out and thorough investigation of truth ought to be the primary study of man. - Cicero College Professor: A man who gets what's left over after the football coach is paid off - Daffynitions joe-ks.com The cost of praising someone is nil - but every psychological study shows the payoff is huge. - Harvey Mackay I must study politics and war that my sons may have the liberty to study mathematics and philosophy. - John Adams One has to look out for engineers - they begin with sewing machines and end up with the atomic bomb. - Marcel Pagnol New Year's Eve, where auld acquaintance be forgot. Unless, of course, those tests come back positive. - Jay Leno You learn how to be book smart in school, but you better not forget that you also need to be street smart. - Harvey Mackay You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. - Jeff Foxworthy Finish last in your league and they call you idiot. Finish last in medical school and they call you doctor. - Abe Lemons Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years. - George Burns I will only hire someone to work directly for me if I would work for that person. It's a pretty good test. - Mark Zuckerberg The Swedish engineer who invented the zip fastener made a greater intellectual leap than many scientists do in a lifetime. - Martin Rees NASA scientists have been studying giraffe skin so they can apply what they learn from it to the construction of spacesuits. - Joanna Lumley In the real world, the smartest people are people who make mistakes and learn. In school, the smartest people don't make mistakes. - Robert T Kiyosaki Lost wealth may be replaced by industry; lost knowledge by study; lost health by temperance or medicine; but lost time is gone forever. - Samuel Smiles Hypothesis: 1. First thing a Redneck teenager says to his father on the phone; 2. Hippo, horse; thesis, placing: putting something on a horse. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com To the optimist, the glass is half-full. To the pessimist, the glass is half-empty. To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be. - Unknown Mushroom: 1. A motel for quickies; 2. The place where they store the school food; 3. A room that has no sides, no walls, no doors and no ceilings. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com I was thrown out of college during my freshman year, for cheating on my metaphysics final - I looked within the soul of the boy sitting next to me. - Woody Allen Economists report that a college education adds many thousands of dollars to a man's lifetime income - which he then spends sending his son to college. - Bill Vaughan After I won the Oscar, my salary doubled, my friends tripled, my children became more popular at school, my butcher made a pass at me, and my maid hit me up for a raise. - Shirley Jones I'm a really smart guy. I was a really good student at the best school in the country. The reason I have a little doubt, just a little, is because he grew up and nobody knew him. - Donald Trump see also College, Engineering & Redneck Sections Anything To Pass The Exam Apocryphal Metaphors from Student Essays Children’s Quotes Children’s Science Exam Answers Daffynitions Hangman Math Inspiring School Exams Nitrate |
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