A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. The next week, the man realized that he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight to Chicago.
Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (AND LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper, “Please wake me at 5:00 AM.”
The next morning the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and that he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn’t woken him when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed. The paper said, “It is 5:00 AM. Wake up.”
Fame is the thirst of youth. - Lord Byron
Bed is the poor man's opera. - Italian Proverb
Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker
Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight. - Phyllis Diller
Romance is the icing, the love is the cake. - Unknown
Weakness of attitude becomes weakness of character. - Albert Einstein
To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance. - Oscar Wilde
A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once. - Phyllis Diller
Relationships are like a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown
Character is, for the most part, simply habit become fixed. - C.H. Parkhurst
When you have to kill a man, it costs nothing to be polite. - Winston Churchill
I give unto my wife my second best bed, with the furniture. - William Shakespeare
The power of forgiveness transcends personal relationships. - Eric Metaxas
When you wake up in the morning, smile - and get it over with. - WC Fields
Bed is like the womb, only drier and with better TV reception. - Linda Richman
Nothing shows a man's character more than what he laughs at. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
Underneath this flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character. - Oscar Levant
I ordered a bed from IKEA and they sent me a tree trunk and a saw. - Eileen Curtright
It takes more love to share the saddle than it does to share the bed. - Unknown
Most women are afraid of clowns, but somehow end up still dating one. - Unknown
Nothing of character is really permanent but virtue and personal worth. - Daniel Webster
Nothing arouses ambition so much as the trumpet clang of another's fame. - Baltasar Gracian
The world may take your reputation from you, but it cannot take your character. - Emma Dunham Kelley
You can tell a lot about a fellow's character by his way of eating jellybeans. - Ronald Reagan
Actions, looks, words and steps form the alphabet by which you may spell character. - Johann Kasper Lavater
Change is an easy panacea. It takes character to stay in one place and be happy there. - Elizabeth Clarke Dunn
It is in the character of very few men to honor without envy a friend who has prospered. - Aeschylus
As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May
You can easily judge the character of a man by how he treats those who can do nothing for him. - Malcolm S Forbes
Character is, in the long run, the decisive factor in the life of individuals and of nations alike. - Theodore Roosevelt
Character is higher than intellect. A great soul will be strong to live, as well as strong to think. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
Most people spend their lives going to bed when they're not sleep, and getting up when they are. - Cindy Adams
What we value shapes our character and will ultimately define how we lead, or whether we can lead at all. - Unknown
A man of character does not expect to be liked by everyone, nor does he worry about being liked by anyone. - Unknown
Going without food or water will kill the body, but the lack of relationship will kill the minds and spirit. - David Jeremiah
When they said to you at graduation, "Follow your dream," did anybody say you have to wake up first? - Bill Cosby
The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since the invention of call waiting. - Dave Barry
I'm not sure which is harder on a relationship: sharing a dresser for three years, or sharing an iPhone charger for one day. - Unknown
Like a human being, a company has to have an internal communication mechanism, a 'nervous system', to coordinate its actions. - Bill Gates
Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere. - Groucho Marx
Bed is the poor man's opera. - Italian Proverb
Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker
Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight. - Phyllis Diller
Romance is the icing, the love is the cake. - Unknown
Weakness of attitude becomes weakness of character. - Albert Einstein
To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance. - Oscar Wilde
A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once. - Phyllis Diller
Relationships are like a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown
Character is, for the most part, simply habit become fixed. - C.H. Parkhurst
When you have to kill a man, it costs nothing to be polite. - Winston Churchill
I give unto my wife my second best bed, with the furniture. - William Shakespeare
The power of forgiveness transcends personal relationships. - Eric Metaxas
When you wake up in the morning, smile - and get it over with. - WC Fields
Bed is like the womb, only drier and with better TV reception. - Linda Richman
Nothing shows a man's character more than what he laughs at. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
Underneath this flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character. - Oscar Levant
I ordered a bed from IKEA and they sent me a tree trunk and a saw. - Eileen Curtright
It takes more love to share the saddle than it does to share the bed. - Unknown
Most women are afraid of clowns, but somehow end up still dating one. - Unknown
Nothing of character is really permanent but virtue and personal worth. - Daniel Webster
Nothing arouses ambition so much as the trumpet clang of another's fame. - Baltasar Gracian
The world may take your reputation from you, but it cannot take your character. - Emma Dunham Kelley
You can tell a lot about a fellow's character by his way of eating jellybeans. - Ronald Reagan
Actions, looks, words and steps form the alphabet by which you may spell character. - Johann Kasper Lavater
Change is an easy panacea. It takes character to stay in one place and be happy there. - Elizabeth Clarke Dunn
It is in the character of very few men to honor without envy a friend who has prospered. - Aeschylus
As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May
You can easily judge the character of a man by how he treats those who can do nothing for him. - Malcolm S Forbes
Character is, in the long run, the decisive factor in the life of individuals and of nations alike. - Theodore Roosevelt
Character is higher than intellect. A great soul will be strong to live, as well as strong to think. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
Most people spend their lives going to bed when they're not sleep, and getting up when they are. - Cindy Adams
What we value shapes our character and will ultimately define how we lead, or whether we can lead at all. - Unknown
A man of character does not expect to be liked by everyone, nor does he worry about being liked by anyone. - Unknown
Going without food or water will kill the body, but the lack of relationship will kill the minds and spirit. - David Jeremiah
When they said to you at graduation, "Follow your dream," did anybody say you have to wake up first? - Bill Cosby
The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since the invention of call waiting. - Dave Barry
I'm not sure which is harder on a relationship: sharing a dresser for three years, or sharing an iPhone charger for one day. - Unknown
Like a human being, a company has to have an internal communication mechanism, a 'nervous system', to coordinate its actions. - Bill Gates
Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere. - Groucho Marx
see also Relationship Section
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