A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. The next week, the man realized that he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight to Chicago.
Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (AND LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper, “Please wake me at 5:00 AM.”
The next morning the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and that he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn’t woken him when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed. The paper said, “It is 5:00 AM. Wake up.”
No bed is big enough to hold three. - German Proverb
Fame is the perfume of heroic deeds. - Socrates
A rich man has no need of character. - Hebrew Proverb
Polite conversation is rarely either. - Fran Lebowitz
A root is a flower that disdains fame. - Kahlil Gibran
The best alarm clock is sunshine on chrome. - Unknown
Compromises are for relationships, not wine. - Robert S Caywood
Character is much easier kept than recovered. - Thomas Paine
Public behavior is merely private character writ large. - Stephen Covey
I'm not afraid of spiders; I've had worse in my bed. - Donna Lynn Hope
I wake up with a good attitude every day. Then idiots happen. - Unknown
Extremists think 'communication' means agreeing with them. - Leo Rosten
Talent is formed in solitude, character in the bustle of the world. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
Unto ourselves our own life is necessary, unto others our character. - St. Augustine
It is of little traits that the greatest human character is composed. - William Winter
While your circumstances are beyond your control, your character is not. - John C Maxwell
The most important thing in communication is hearing what isn't said. - Peter F Drucker
I was always a character actor: I just looked like Little Red Riding Hood. - Paul Newman
Bad habits are like a comfortable bed, easy to get into, but hard to get out of. - Unknown
Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen
Solitude is as needful to the imagination as society is wholesome for the character. - James Russel Lowell
Love melts the rigor which the rocks have bred; a flint will break upon a feather bed. - John Cleveland
The latest thing in psychiatry is group therapy. Instead of couches, they use bunk beds. - Henny Youngman
In bed, I'm totally impudent... (later) I got the feeling my prudence is coming back. - Archie Bunker
Each night, when I go to sleep, I die. And the next morning, when I wake up, I am reborn. - Mahatma Gandhi
I wake up every day, right here, right in Punxsutawney, and it's always February 2nd. - Bill Murray
It requires less character to discover the faults of others than is does to tolerate them. - J. Petit Senn
Your reputation is what you’re perceived to be, Your character is what you really are. - John Wooden
Character is, in the long run, the decisive factor in the life of individuals and of nations alike. - Theodore Roosevelt
I don't have an alarm clock. If someone needs to wake me up, then I have my BlackBerry next to me. - Mark Zuckerberg
True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country. - Kurt Vonnegut
I sleep with a light on in the bathroom so I can see where I'm at, because I wake up and have no clue. - Carrie Underwood
Our character is but the stamp on our souls of the free choices of good and evil we have made through life. - John C. Geikie
You've got to get up every morning with determination if you're going to go to bed with satisfaction. - George Lorimer
Valentine's Day: Rubbing singles' noses in their lack of a mate and the noses of couples in their lack of time. - Emma McLaughlin
It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose
Nothing prepared me for being this awesome. It's kind of a shock to wake up every morning and be bathed in this purple light. - Bill Murray
Every woman's dream is that a man will take her in his arms, throw her into bed... and clean the whole house while she sleeps. - Unknown
Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown
This 'telephone' has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication. The device is inherently of no value to us. - Unknown
Fame is the perfume of heroic deeds. - Socrates
A rich man has no need of character. - Hebrew Proverb
Polite conversation is rarely either. - Fran Lebowitz
A root is a flower that disdains fame. - Kahlil Gibran
The best alarm clock is sunshine on chrome. - Unknown
Compromises are for relationships, not wine. - Robert S Caywood
Character is much easier kept than recovered. - Thomas Paine
Public behavior is merely private character writ large. - Stephen Covey
I'm not afraid of spiders; I've had worse in my bed. - Donna Lynn Hope
I wake up with a good attitude every day. Then idiots happen. - Unknown
Extremists think 'communication' means agreeing with them. - Leo Rosten
Talent is formed in solitude, character in the bustle of the world. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
Unto ourselves our own life is necessary, unto others our character. - St. Augustine
It is of little traits that the greatest human character is composed. - William Winter
While your circumstances are beyond your control, your character is not. - John C Maxwell
The most important thing in communication is hearing what isn't said. - Peter F Drucker
I was always a character actor: I just looked like Little Red Riding Hood. - Paul Newman
Bad habits are like a comfortable bed, easy to get into, but hard to get out of. - Unknown
Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen
Solitude is as needful to the imagination as society is wholesome for the character. - James Russel Lowell
Love melts the rigor which the rocks have bred; a flint will break upon a feather bed. - John Cleveland
The latest thing in psychiatry is group therapy. Instead of couches, they use bunk beds. - Henny Youngman
In bed, I'm totally impudent... (later) I got the feeling my prudence is coming back. - Archie Bunker
Each night, when I go to sleep, I die. And the next morning, when I wake up, I am reborn. - Mahatma Gandhi
I wake up every day, right here, right in Punxsutawney, and it's always February 2nd. - Bill Murray
It requires less character to discover the faults of others than is does to tolerate them. - J. Petit Senn
Your reputation is what you’re perceived to be, Your character is what you really are. - John Wooden
Character is, in the long run, the decisive factor in the life of individuals and of nations alike. - Theodore Roosevelt
I don't have an alarm clock. If someone needs to wake me up, then I have my BlackBerry next to me. - Mark Zuckerberg
True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country. - Kurt Vonnegut
I sleep with a light on in the bathroom so I can see where I'm at, because I wake up and have no clue. - Carrie Underwood
Our character is but the stamp on our souls of the free choices of good and evil we have made through life. - John C. Geikie
You've got to get up every morning with determination if you're going to go to bed with satisfaction. - George Lorimer
Valentine's Day: Rubbing singles' noses in their lack of a mate and the noses of couples in their lack of time. - Emma McLaughlin
It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose
Nothing prepared me for being this awesome. It's kind of a shock to wake up every morning and be bathed in this purple light. - Bill Murray
Every woman's dream is that a man will take her in his arms, throw her into bed... and clean the whole house while she sleeps. - Unknown
Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown
This 'telephone' has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication. The device is inherently of no value to us. - Unknown
see also Relationship Section
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