Wake Up Call

Preparing for an early morning business flight


A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. The next week, the man realized that he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight to Chicago.

Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (AND LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper, “Please wake me at 5:00 AM.”

The next morning the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and that he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn’t woken him when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed. The paper said, “It is 5:00 AM. Wake up.”




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And so to bed. - Samuel Pepys

Solomon: Jamaican bachelor - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Fame is the thirst of youth. - Lord Byron

Polite conversation is rarely either. - Fran Lebowitz

I'm good in bed. I can sleep all day. - Unknown

Life is a relationship between molecules. - Linus Pauling

Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler

Happiness is not the end of life; character is. - Henry Ward Beecher

Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

Weakness of attitude becomes weakness of character. - Albert Einstein

Appropriate rules cultivate a disciplined character. - Bill Welker

A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once. - Phyllis Diller

The desire for fame is the last weakness wise men put off. - Tacitus

Character is, for the most part, simply habit become fixed. - C.H. Parkhurst

I give unto my wife my second best bed, with the furniture. - William Shakespeare

Hand Scanner: Singles bar prowler looking for wedding rings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Character is the root of the tree; conduct, the fruit it bears. - E.M. Bounds

Nothing shows a man's character more than what he laughs at. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

I ordered a bed from IKEA and they sent me a tree trunk and a saw. - Eileen Curtright

Early to bed and early to rise probably indicates unskilled labour. - John Ciardi

Fame was like a drug. But what was even more like a drug were the drugs. - Homer Simpson

I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming. - A.A. Attanasio

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

Character is the result of two things: Mental attitude and the way we spend our time. - Elbert Green Hubbard

A man never discloses his own character so clearly as when he describes another's. - Jean Paul Richter

Show class, have pride, and display character. If you do, winning takes care of itself. - Paul Bryant

Me and my bed are perfect for each other, but my alarm clock keeps trying to break us up. - Unknown

Any disaster you can survive is an improvement in your character, your stature, and your life. - Joseph Campbell

Let Wall Street have a nightmare and the whole country has to help get them back in bed again. - Will Rogers

The real test of your character is your treatment of those who can be of no possible service to you. - Unknown

My future starts when I wake up every morning. Every day I find something creative to do with my life. - Miles Davis

I don't have an alarm clock. If someone needs to wake me up, then I have my BlackBerry next to me. - Mark Zuckerberg

Romance is thinking about your significant other, when you are supposed to be thinking about something else. - Nicholas Sparks

By my count, more business leaders have failed and derailed because of arrogance than any other character flaw. - Harvey Mackay

A dinosaur out of context is like a character without a story. Worse than that, the character suffers from amnesia. - Jack Horner

If you don't keep pushing the limits, you wake up one day and you're the "center square to block." - Robin Williams

Horse: 1. An oatsmobile; 2. An animal that cannot say yes, only neigh; 3. An animal that goes to bed with its shoes on. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Nothing prepared me for being this awesome. It's kind of a shock to wake up every morning and be bathed in this purple light. - Bill Murray

I used to live an isolated existence, even in relationships, but now my family knows me for who I really am. Mostly, that's a good thing. - Tim Allen

Forgiveness is the best form of love in any relationship. It takes a strong person to say they're sorry, and an even stronger person to forgive. - Yolanda Hadid


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27-Jun-2022