A man walking along a California beach was deep in prayer. All of a sudden, he said out loud, “Lord grant me one wish.” Suddenly the sky clouded above his head and in a booming voice the Lord said, “Because you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish.”
The man said, “Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can drive over anytime I want.”
The Lord said, “Your request is very materialistic. Think of the enormous challenges
for that kind of undertaking. The supports required to reach the bottom of the Pacific!
The concrete and steel it would take! I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your
desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of another wish, a wish you
think would honour and glorify me.”
The man thought about it for a long time. Finally he said, “Lord, I wish that I could
understand women. I want to know how they feel inside, what they are thinking when they
give me the silent treatment, why they cry, what they mean when they say “nothing”, and how I can make a woman truly happy.”
The Lord replied, “You want two lanes or four lanes on that bridge?”
Candlestine romance - Archie Bunker
Marriage is heaven and hell. - German Proverb
Marriage is not a word but a sentence. - Unknown
Marriage is the chief cause of divorce. - Groucho Marx
Compromises are for relationships, not wine. - Robert S Caywood
Love is blind, but marriage restores its sight. - Georg C. Lichtenberg
Love - a temporary insanity curable by marriage. - Ambrose Bierce
Sticking with a marriage. That's true grit, man. - Jeff Bridges
To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance. - Oscar Wilde
Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld
Hand Scanner: Singles bar prowler looking for wedding rings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Before you marry keep both eyes open; after marriage shut one. - Jamaican Proverb
If a relationship has to be a secret, you shouldn't be in it. - Unknown
Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves
I don't really get romance. Bring me fish or moose, not flowers. - Eden Robinson
Marriage, like a submarine, is only safe if you get all the way inside. - Frank Pittman
Marriage is like mushrooms: we notice too late if they are good or bad. - Woody Allen
Marriage halves our griefs, doubles our joys, and quadruples our expenses. - G K Chesterton
Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings and lawyers. - Richard Pryor
In marriage, being the right person is as important as finding the right person. - Wilbert Donald Gough
People who have good relationships at home are more effective in the marketplace. - Zig Ziglar
Marriage is one of the few institutions that allow a man to do as his wife pleases. - Milton Berle
How marriage ruins a man! It is as demoralizing as cigarettes, and far more expensive. - Oscar Wilde
We seldom give each other advice - I think that's the success of 25 years of marriage. - Laura Bush
Every time I try to make my marriage more exciting, my wife finds out about it right away. - Bob Monkhouse
A good marriage was one in which each person thought he or she was getting the better deal. - Anne Lamott
Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha
Somehow a bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever. - Helen Rowland
A true relationship is when you can tell each other anything and everything. No secrets, no lies. - Unknown
The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open. - Groucho Marx
For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end. - Catherine Zeta-Jones
My husband always felt that a marriage and career don't mix. That's why he's never worked. - Phyllis Diller
Going without food or water will kill the body, but the lack of relationship will kill the minds and spirit. - David Jeremiah
The most happy marriage I can picture or imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge
Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside desperate to get out. - Ogden Nash
Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields
It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose
Don't over-analyze your marriage; it's like yanking up a fragile indoor plant every 20 minutes to see how its roots are growing. - Ogden Nash
There are all kinds of ways for a relationship to be tested, even broken, some, irrevocably; it's the endings we're unprepared for. - Katherine Owen
I used to live an isolated existence, even in relationships, but now my family knows me for who I really am. Mostly, that's a good thing. - Tim Allen
Marriage is heaven and hell. - German Proverb
Marriage is not a word but a sentence. - Unknown
Marriage is the chief cause of divorce. - Groucho Marx
Compromises are for relationships, not wine. - Robert S Caywood
Love is blind, but marriage restores its sight. - Georg C. Lichtenberg
Love - a temporary insanity curable by marriage. - Ambrose Bierce
Sticking with a marriage. That's true grit, man. - Jeff Bridges
To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance. - Oscar Wilde
Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld
Hand Scanner: Singles bar prowler looking for wedding rings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Before you marry keep both eyes open; after marriage shut one. - Jamaican Proverb
If a relationship has to be a secret, you shouldn't be in it. - Unknown
Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves
I don't really get romance. Bring me fish or moose, not flowers. - Eden Robinson
Marriage, like a submarine, is only safe if you get all the way inside. - Frank Pittman
Marriage is like mushrooms: we notice too late if they are good or bad. - Woody Allen
Marriage halves our griefs, doubles our joys, and quadruples our expenses. - G K Chesterton
Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings and lawyers. - Richard Pryor
In marriage, being the right person is as important as finding the right person. - Wilbert Donald Gough
People who have good relationships at home are more effective in the marketplace. - Zig Ziglar
Marriage is one of the few institutions that allow a man to do as his wife pleases. - Milton Berle
How marriage ruins a man! It is as demoralizing as cigarettes, and far more expensive. - Oscar Wilde
We seldom give each other advice - I think that's the success of 25 years of marriage. - Laura Bush
Every time I try to make my marriage more exciting, my wife finds out about it right away. - Bob Monkhouse
A good marriage was one in which each person thought he or she was getting the better deal. - Anne Lamott
Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha
Somehow a bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever. - Helen Rowland
A true relationship is when you can tell each other anything and everything. No secrets, no lies. - Unknown
The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open. - Groucho Marx
For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end. - Catherine Zeta-Jones
My husband always felt that a marriage and career don't mix. That's why he's never worked. - Phyllis Diller
Going without food or water will kill the body, but the lack of relationship will kill the minds and spirit. - David Jeremiah
The most happy marriage I can picture or imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge
Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside desperate to get out. - Ogden Nash
Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields
It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose
Don't over-analyze your marriage; it's like yanking up a fragile indoor plant every 20 minutes to see how its roots are growing. - Ogden Nash
There are all kinds of ways for a relationship to be tested, even broken, some, irrevocably; it's the endings we're unprepared for. - Katherine Owen
I used to live an isolated existence, even in relationships, but now my family knows me for who I really am. Mostly, that's a good thing. - Tim Allen
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Before Online Dating
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Looking For Your Wife?
Looking Small
Names of the Colours
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Romance Lost
The Origin of the White Wedding Dress
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