A man walking along a California beach was deep in prayer. All of a sudden, he said out loud, “Lord grant me one wish.” Suddenly the sky clouded above his head and in a booming voice the Lord said, “Because you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish.”
The man said, “Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can drive over anytime I want.”
The Lord said, “Your request is very materialistic. Think of the enormous challenges
for that kind of undertaking. The supports required to reach the bottom of the Pacific!
The concrete and steel it would take! I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your
desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of another wish, a wish you
think would honour and glorify me.”
The man thought about it for a long time. Finally he said, “Lord, I wish that I could
understand women. I want to know how they feel inside, what they are thinking when they
give me the silent treatment, why they cry, what they mean when they say “nothing”, and how I can make a woman truly happy.”
The Lord replied, “You want two lanes or four lanes on that bridge?”
Marriage is heaven and hell. - German Proverb
Marriage is not a word but a sentence. - Unknown
Marriage is the chief cause of divorce. - Groucho Marx
A happy marriage is the union of two forgivers. - Ruth Bell Graham
Love - a temporary insanity curable by marriage. - Ambrose Bierce
Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener. - Paula Deen
Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near. - Helen Rowland
Love is a fair garden, and marriage a field of nettles. - Finnish Proverb
In Hollywood, a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk. - Rita Rudner
Marriage: A word which should be pronounced "mirage." - Herbert Spencer
A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband. - Ogden Nash
A bachelor is one who enjoys the chase but does not eat the game. - Unknown
I've been married twice but I haven't had a marriage yet. - Jennifer Lopez
Marriage is but for a little while. It is alimony that is forever. - Quentin Crisp
Most women are afraid of clowns, but somehow end up still dating one. - Unknown
Marriage, like a submarine, is only safe if you get all the way inside. - Frank Pittman
I believe in love and marriage, but not necessarily with the same person. - John Travolta
Marriage is too interesting an experiment to be tried only once or twice. - Eva Gabor
Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings and lawyers. - Richard Pryor
Marriage is very difficult. It's like a 5,000-piece jigsaw puzzle, all sky. - Cathy Ladman
In marriage, being the right person is as important as finding the right person. - Wilbert Donald Gough
Marriage is wonderful institution... if, of course, you like living in an institution. - Groucho Marx
Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge. - Bill Cosby
As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May
Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance. - Oscar Wilde
Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck
The key to a long and healthy marriage is that, honestly, there's nothing worth fighting about. - Jay Leno
The one charm of marriage is that it makes a life of deception absolutely necessary for both parties. - Oscar Wilde
For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end. - Catherine Zeta-Jones
The most happy marriage I can picture or imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge
There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage. - Sam Kinison
Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown
Love is an ideal thing, marriage is a real thing. A confusion of the real with the ideal never goes unpunished. - Johann Wolfgang Goethe
For two people in a marriage to live together day after day is unquestionably the only miracle the Vatican has overlooked. - Bill Cosby
The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay
Twenty years of romance make a woman look like a ruin, but twenty years of marriage make her something like a public building. - Oscar Wilde
After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. - Sacha Guitry
Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who cannot sleep with the window shut, and a woman who cannot sleep with the window open. - George Bernard Shaw
Fraud in business is no different from infidelity in marriage or plagiarism in scholarly work. Even people committed to high moral standards succumb. - Miroslav Volf
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