A man walking along a California beach was deep in prayer. All of a sudden, he said out loud, “Lord grant me one wish.” Suddenly the sky clouded above his head and in a booming voice the Lord said, “Because you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish.”
The man said, “Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can drive over anytime I want.”
The Lord said, “Your request is very materialistic. Think of the enormous challenges
for that kind of undertaking. The supports required to reach the bottom of the Pacific!
The concrete and steel it would take! I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your
desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of another wish, a wish you
think would honour and glorify me.”
The man thought about it for a long time. Finally he said, “Lord, I wish that I could
understand women. I want to know how they feel inside, what they are thinking when they
give me the silent treatment, why they cry, what they mean when they say “nothing”, and how I can make a woman truly happy.”
The Lord replied, “You want two lanes or four lanes on that bridge?”
Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener. - Paula Deen
Sticking with a marriage. That's true grit, man. - Jeff Bridges
To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance. - Oscar Wilde
Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near. - Helen Rowland
Deceiving others. That is what the world calls a romance. - Oscar Wilde
Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy. - Unknown
Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows - marriage does. - Groucho Marx
Marriage: A word which should be pronounced "mirage." - Herbert Spencer
The more you invest in a marriage, the more valuable it becomes. - Amy Grant
A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband. - Ogden Nash
I've been married twice but I haven't had a marriage yet. - Jennifer Lopez
Marriage is but for a little while. It is alimony that is forever. - Quentin Crisp
Marriage is better than leprosy because it's easier to get rid of. - WC Fields
I believe in love and marriage, but not necessarily with the same person. - John Travolta
Marriage requires a special talent like acting. Monogamy requires genius. - Warren Beatty
Marriage is a lottery, but you can't tear up your ticket if you lose. - F.M. Knowles
If you have a boat and a happy marriage, you don't need another thing. - Ed McMahon
Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone
I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman. - Arnold Schwarzenegger
I love romance. I'm a sucker for it. I love it so much. It's pathetic. - Drew Barrymore
Marriage is wonderful institution... if, of course, you like living in an institution. - Groucho Marx
How marriage ruins a man! It is as demoralizing as cigarettes, and far more expensive. - Oscar Wilde
Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster
A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person. - Mignon McLaughlin
Inspirations never go in for long engagements; they demand immediate marriage to action. - Unknown
A girl who thinks that a man will treat her better after marriage than before is a fool. - William C. Hall
As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May
Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance. - Oscar Wilde
Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck
For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end. - Catherine Zeta-Jones
I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump
Romance is thinking about your significant other, when you are supposed to be thinking about something else. - Nicholas Sparks
The most happy marriage I can picture or imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge
Marriage always demands the greatest understanding of the art of insincerity possible between two human beings. - Vicki Baum
Marriage is like a beleaguered fortress: those who are outside want to get in, and those inside want to get out. - French Proverb
Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming: 1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it; 2. Whenever you're right, shut up. - Patrick Murra
The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay
After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. - Sacha Guitry
It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker
Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere. - Groucho Marx
Sticking with a marriage. That's true grit, man. - Jeff Bridges
To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance. - Oscar Wilde
Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near. - Helen Rowland
Deceiving others. That is what the world calls a romance. - Oscar Wilde
Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy. - Unknown
Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows - marriage does. - Groucho Marx
Marriage: A word which should be pronounced "mirage." - Herbert Spencer
The more you invest in a marriage, the more valuable it becomes. - Amy Grant
A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband. - Ogden Nash
I've been married twice but I haven't had a marriage yet. - Jennifer Lopez
Marriage is but for a little while. It is alimony that is forever. - Quentin Crisp
Marriage is better than leprosy because it's easier to get rid of. - WC Fields
I believe in love and marriage, but not necessarily with the same person. - John Travolta
Marriage requires a special talent like acting. Monogamy requires genius. - Warren Beatty
Marriage is a lottery, but you can't tear up your ticket if you lose. - F.M. Knowles
If you have a boat and a happy marriage, you don't need another thing. - Ed McMahon
Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone
I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman. - Arnold Schwarzenegger
I love romance. I'm a sucker for it. I love it so much. It's pathetic. - Drew Barrymore
Marriage is wonderful institution... if, of course, you like living in an institution. - Groucho Marx
How marriage ruins a man! It is as demoralizing as cigarettes, and far more expensive. - Oscar Wilde
Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster
A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person. - Mignon McLaughlin
Inspirations never go in for long engagements; they demand immediate marriage to action. - Unknown
A girl who thinks that a man will treat her better after marriage than before is a fool. - William C. Hall
As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May
Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance. - Oscar Wilde
Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck
For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end. - Catherine Zeta-Jones
I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump
Romance is thinking about your significant other, when you are supposed to be thinking about something else. - Nicholas Sparks
The most happy marriage I can picture or imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge
Marriage always demands the greatest understanding of the art of insincerity possible between two human beings. - Vicki Baum
Marriage is like a beleaguered fortress: those who are outside want to get in, and those inside want to get out. - French Proverb
Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming: 1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it; 2. Whenever you're right, shut up. - Patrick Murra
The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay
After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. - Sacha Guitry
It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker
Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere. - Groucho Marx
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