A man walking along a California beach was deep in prayer. All of a sudden, he said out loud, “Lord grant me one wish.” Suddenly the sky clouded above his head and in a booming voice the Lord said, “Because you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish.”
The man said, “Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can drive over anytime I want.”
The Lord said, “Your request is very materialistic. Think of the enormous challenges
for that kind of undertaking. The supports required to reach the bottom of the Pacific!
The concrete and steel it would take! I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your
desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of another wish, a wish you
think would honour and glorify me.”
The man thought about it for a long time. Finally he said, “Lord, I wish that I could
understand women. I want to know how they feel inside, what they are thinking when they
give me the silent treatment, why they cry, what they mean when they say “nothing”, and how I can make a woman truly happy.”
The Lord replied, “You want two lanes or four lanes on that bridge?”
Solomon: Jamaican bachelor - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon
Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener. - Paula Deen
Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near. - Helen Rowland
Love is a fair garden, and marriage a field of nettles. - Finnish Proverb
Deceiving others. That is what the world calls a romance. - Oscar Wilde
Relationships are like a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown
Hand Scanner: Singles bar prowler looking for wedding rings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows - marriage does. - Groucho Marx
A bachelor is one who enjoys the chase but does not eat the game. - Unknown
If a relationship has to be a secret, you shouldn't be in it. - Unknown
Nothing spoils a romance so much as a sense of humor in the woman. - Oscar Wilde
Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves
A happy marriage is a long conversation which always seems too short. - Andre Maurois
Marriage is too interesting an experiment to be tried only once or twice. - Eva Gabor
Marriage requires a special talent like acting. Monogamy requires genius. - Warren Beatty
Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey
Marriage is one of the few institutions that allow a man to do as his wife pleases. - Milton Berle
A long marriage is two people trying to dance a duet and two solos at the same time. - Anne Taylor Fleming
We learn the most from imperfect relationships - things like forgiveness and compassion. - Andrea Thompson
Our marriage vows: till death do us part, for better for worse, in secrets and in health. - Archie Bunker
I believe in the institution of marriage, and I intend to keep trying until I get it right. - Richard Pryor
A good marriage was one in which each person thought he or she was getting the better deal. - Anne Lamott
The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez
Somehow a bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever. - Helen Rowland
The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open. - Groucho Marx
Wit is the sudden marriage of ideas which before their union were not perceived to have any relation. - Mark Twain
My husband always felt that a marriage and career don't mix. That's why he's never worked. - Phyllis Diller
The main business of a lawyer is to take the romance, the mystery, the irony, the ambiguity out of everything he touches. - Antonin Scalia
For two people in a marriage to live together day after day is unquestionably the only miracle the Vatican has overlooked. - Bill Cosby
The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay
There is a direct relationship between a person's grasp and experience of God's grace and his or her heart for justice. - Unknown
If the marriage needs help, the answer almost always is have more fun. Drop your list of grievances and go ride a roller coaster. - Garrison Keillor
It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker
Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who cannot sleep with the window shut, and a woman who cannot sleep with the window open. - George Bernard Shaw
Your marriage is in trouble if your wife says, 'You're only interested in one thing,' and you can't remember what it is. - Milton Berle
I used to live an isolated existence, even in relationships, but now my family knows me for who I really am. Mostly, that's a good thing. - Tim Allen
Forgiveness is the best form of love in any relationship. It takes a strong person to say they're sorry, and an even stronger person to forgive. - Yolanda Hadid
One advantage of marriage is that when you fall out of love with him or he falls out of love with you, it keeps you together until you fall in again. - Judith Viorst
Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you; after marriage, he won't even lay down his newspaper to talk to you. - Helen Rowland
Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon
Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener. - Paula Deen
Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near. - Helen Rowland
Love is a fair garden, and marriage a field of nettles. - Finnish Proverb
Deceiving others. That is what the world calls a romance. - Oscar Wilde
Relationships are like a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown
Hand Scanner: Singles bar prowler looking for wedding rings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows - marriage does. - Groucho Marx
A bachelor is one who enjoys the chase but does not eat the game. - Unknown
If a relationship has to be a secret, you shouldn't be in it. - Unknown
Nothing spoils a romance so much as a sense of humor in the woman. - Oscar Wilde
Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves
A happy marriage is a long conversation which always seems too short. - Andre Maurois
Marriage is too interesting an experiment to be tried only once or twice. - Eva Gabor
Marriage requires a special talent like acting. Monogamy requires genius. - Warren Beatty
Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey
Marriage is one of the few institutions that allow a man to do as his wife pleases. - Milton Berle
A long marriage is two people trying to dance a duet and two solos at the same time. - Anne Taylor Fleming
We learn the most from imperfect relationships - things like forgiveness and compassion. - Andrea Thompson
Our marriage vows: till death do us part, for better for worse, in secrets and in health. - Archie Bunker
I believe in the institution of marriage, and I intend to keep trying until I get it right. - Richard Pryor
A good marriage was one in which each person thought he or she was getting the better deal. - Anne Lamott
The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez
Somehow a bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever. - Helen Rowland
The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open. - Groucho Marx
Wit is the sudden marriage of ideas which before their union were not perceived to have any relation. - Mark Twain
My husband always felt that a marriage and career don't mix. That's why he's never worked. - Phyllis Diller
The main business of a lawyer is to take the romance, the mystery, the irony, the ambiguity out of everything he touches. - Antonin Scalia
For two people in a marriage to live together day after day is unquestionably the only miracle the Vatican has overlooked. - Bill Cosby
The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay
There is a direct relationship between a person's grasp and experience of God's grace and his or her heart for justice. - Unknown
If the marriage needs help, the answer almost always is have more fun. Drop your list of grievances and go ride a roller coaster. - Garrison Keillor
It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker
Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who cannot sleep with the window shut, and a woman who cannot sleep with the window open. - George Bernard Shaw
Your marriage is in trouble if your wife says, 'You're only interested in one thing,' and you can't remember what it is. - Milton Berle
I used to live an isolated existence, even in relationships, but now my family knows me for who I really am. Mostly, that's a good thing. - Tim Allen
Forgiveness is the best form of love in any relationship. It takes a strong person to say they're sorry, and an even stronger person to forgive. - Yolanda Hadid
One advantage of marriage is that when you fall out of love with him or he falls out of love with you, it keeps you together until you fall in again. - Judith Viorst
Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you; after marriage, he won't even lay down his newspaper to talk to you. - Helen Rowland
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