A man walking along a California beach was deep in prayer. All of a sudden, he said out loud, “Lord grant me one wish.” Suddenly the sky clouded above his head and in a booming voice the Lord said, “Because you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish.”
The man said, “Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can drive over anytime I want.”
The Lord said, “Your request is very materialistic. Think of the enormous challenges
for that kind of undertaking. The supports required to reach the bottom of the Pacific!
The concrete and steel it would take! I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your
desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of another wish, a wish you
think would honour and glorify me.”
The man thought about it for a long time. Finally he said, “Lord, I wish that I could
understand women. I want to know how they feel inside, what they are thinking when they
give me the silent treatment, why they cry, what they mean when they say “nothing”, and how I can make a woman truly happy.”
The Lord replied, “You want two lanes or four lanes on that bridge?”
Marriage is heaven and hell. - German Proverb
Marriage is the chief cause of divorce. - Groucho Marx
Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler
Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo
Second Marriage: The triumph of hope over experience. - Samuel Johnson
Marriage has many pains, but celibacy has not pleasure. - Samuel Johnson
Relationships are like a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown
In Hollywood, a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk. - Rita Rudner
Hand Scanner: Singles bar prowler looking for wedding rings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
If a relationship has to be a secret, you shouldn't be in it. - Unknown
Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves
Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer
Marriage is better than leprosy because it's easier to get rid of. - WC Fields
I believe in love and marriage, but not necessarily with the same person. - John Travolta
Marriage is too interesting an experiment to be tried only once or twice. - Eva Gabor
Marriage halves our griefs, doubles our joys, and quadruples our expenses. - G K Chesterton
College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage. - George Gobel
The great majority of neuroses in women have their origin in the marriage bed. - Sigmund Freud
In marriage, being the right person is as important as finding the right person. - Wilbert Donald Gough
People who have good relationships at home are more effective in the marketplace. - Zig Ziglar
A journey is like marriage. The certain way to be wrong is to think you control it. - John Steinbeck
A long marriage is two people trying to dance a duet and two solos at the same time. - Anne Taylor Fleming
Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster
Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge. - Bill Cosby
Our marriage vows: till death do us part, for better for worse, in secrets and in health. - Archie Bunker
Every time I try to make my marriage more exciting, my wife finds out about it right away. - Bob Monkhouse
Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance. - Oscar Wilde
Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one. - Unknown
I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump
Going without food or water will kill the body, but the lack of relationship will kill the minds and spirit. - David Jeremiah
Love is an ideal thing, marriage is a real thing. A confusion of the real with the ideal never goes unpunished. - Johann Wolfgang Goethe
Marriage is like a beleaguered fortress: those who are outside want to get in, and those inside want to get out. - French Proverb
Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming: 1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it; 2. Whenever you're right, shut up. - Patrick Murra
Twenty years of romance make a woman look like a ruin, but twenty years of marriage make her something like a public building. - Oscar Wilde
There is a direct relationship between a person's grasp and experience of God's grace and his or her heart for justice. - Unknown
I'm not sure which is harder on a relationship: sharing a dresser for three years, or sharing an iPhone charger for one day. - Unknown
Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who cannot sleep with the window shut, and a woman who cannot sleep with the window open. - George Bernard Shaw
In every marriage more than a week old, there are grounds for divorce. The trick is to find, and continue to find, grounds for marriage. - Robert Anderson
I used to live an isolated existence, even in relationships, but now my family knows me for who I really am. Mostly, that's a good thing. - Tim Allen
You don't develop courage by being happy in your relationships everyday. You develop it by surviving difficult times and challenging adversity. - Epicurus
Marriage is the chief cause of divorce. - Groucho Marx
Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler
Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo
Second Marriage: The triumph of hope over experience. - Samuel Johnson
Marriage has many pains, but celibacy has not pleasure. - Samuel Johnson
Relationships are like a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown
In Hollywood, a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk. - Rita Rudner
Hand Scanner: Singles bar prowler looking for wedding rings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
If a relationship has to be a secret, you shouldn't be in it. - Unknown
Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves
Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer
Marriage is better than leprosy because it's easier to get rid of. - WC Fields
I believe in love and marriage, but not necessarily with the same person. - John Travolta
Marriage is too interesting an experiment to be tried only once or twice. - Eva Gabor
Marriage halves our griefs, doubles our joys, and quadruples our expenses. - G K Chesterton
College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage. - George Gobel
The great majority of neuroses in women have their origin in the marriage bed. - Sigmund Freud
In marriage, being the right person is as important as finding the right person. - Wilbert Donald Gough
People who have good relationships at home are more effective in the marketplace. - Zig Ziglar
A journey is like marriage. The certain way to be wrong is to think you control it. - John Steinbeck
A long marriage is two people trying to dance a duet and two solos at the same time. - Anne Taylor Fleming
Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster
Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge. - Bill Cosby
Our marriage vows: till death do us part, for better for worse, in secrets and in health. - Archie Bunker
Every time I try to make my marriage more exciting, my wife finds out about it right away. - Bob Monkhouse
Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance. - Oscar Wilde
Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one. - Unknown
I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump
Going without food or water will kill the body, but the lack of relationship will kill the minds and spirit. - David Jeremiah
Love is an ideal thing, marriage is a real thing. A confusion of the real with the ideal never goes unpunished. - Johann Wolfgang Goethe
Marriage is like a beleaguered fortress: those who are outside want to get in, and those inside want to get out. - French Proverb
Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming: 1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it; 2. Whenever you're right, shut up. - Patrick Murra
Twenty years of romance make a woman look like a ruin, but twenty years of marriage make her something like a public building. - Oscar Wilde
There is a direct relationship between a person's grasp and experience of God's grace and his or her heart for justice. - Unknown
I'm not sure which is harder on a relationship: sharing a dresser for three years, or sharing an iPhone charger for one day. - Unknown
Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who cannot sleep with the window shut, and a woman who cannot sleep with the window open. - George Bernard Shaw
In every marriage more than a week old, there are grounds for divorce. The trick is to find, and continue to find, grounds for marriage. - Robert Anderson
I used to live an isolated existence, even in relationships, but now my family knows me for who I really am. Mostly, that's a good thing. - Tim Allen
You don't develop courage by being happy in your relationships everyday. You develop it by surviving difficult times and challenging adversity. - Epicurus
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