A man walking along a California beach was deep in prayer. All of a sudden, he said out loud, “Lord grant me one wish.” Suddenly the sky clouded above his head and in a booming voice the Lord said, “Because you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish.”
The man said, “Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can drive over anytime I want.”
The Lord said, “Your request is very materialistic. Think of the enormous challenges
for that kind of undertaking. The supports required to reach the bottom of the Pacific!
The concrete and steel it would take! I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your
desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of another wish, a wish you
think would honour and glorify me.”
The man thought about it for a long time. Finally he said, “Lord, I wish that I could
understand women. I want to know how they feel inside, what they are thinking when they
give me the silent treatment, why they cry, what they mean when they say “nothing”, and how I can make a woman truly happy.”
The Lord replied, “You want two lanes or four lanes on that bridge?”
Solomon: Jamaican bachelor - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Romance is the icing, the love is the cake. - Unknown
Compromises are for relationships, not wine. - Robert S Caywood
Sticking with a marriage. That's true grit, man. - Jeff Bridges
Deceiving others. That is what the world calls a romance. - Oscar Wilde
In Hollywood, a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk. - Rita Rudner
There's more to marriage than four bare legs in a bed. - English Proverb
Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld
The power of forgiveness transcends personal relationships. - Eric Metaxas
The more you invest in a marriage, the more valuable it becomes. - Amy Grant
If a relationship has to be a secret, you shouldn't be in it. - Unknown
Nothing spoils a romance so much as a sense of humor in the woman. - Oscar Wilde
The general rule is that people who enjoy life also enjoy marriage. - Phyllis Battelle
Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer
A happy marriage is a long conversation which always seems too short. - Andre Maurois
If you have a boat and a happy marriage, you don't need another thing. - Ed McMahon
College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage. - George Gobel
Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings and lawyers. - Richard Pryor
I wanted a man who wouldn't stray so I'm dating a guy on house arrest. - Kim Bove
I love romance. I'm a sucker for it. I love it so much. It's pathetic. - Drew Barrymore
People who have good relationships at home are more effective in the marketplace. - Zig Ziglar
I believe in tying the marriage knot, as long as it's around the woman's neck. - WC Fields
We learn the most from imperfect relationships - things like forgiveness and compassion. - Andrea Thompson
Our marriage vows: till death do us part, for better for worse, in secrets and in health. - Archie Bunker
As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May
Without the will, marriage is a mockery; without the emotion, it is a drudgery. You need both. - Ravi Zacharias
Wit is the sudden marriage of ideas which before their union were not perceived to have any relation. - Mark Twain
Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one. - Unknown
I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump
Marriage is the only known example of the happy meeting of the immovable object and the irresistible force. - Ogden Nash
Going without food or water will kill the body, but the lack of relationship will kill the minds and spirit. - David Jeremiah
The most happy marriage I can picture or imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge
There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage. - Sam Kinison
Valentine's Day: Rubbing singles' noses in their lack of a mate and the noses of couples in their lack of time. - Emma McLaughlin
The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown
A problem occurs when people want the benefits of a relationship with God without the responsibilities of a relationship with God. - Jim Herring
Don't over-analyze your marriage; it's like yanking up a fragile indoor plant every 20 minutes to see how its roots are growing. - Ogden Nash
I not only knew Houdini, but we had a very lovely relationship. I really though we had something going, and then the son of a gun disappeared. - Betty White
Forgiveness is the best form of love in any relationship. It takes a strong person to say they're sorry, and an even stronger person to forgive. - Yolanda Hadid
Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you; after marriage, he won't even lay down his newspaper to talk to you. - Helen Rowland
Romance is the icing, the love is the cake. - Unknown
Compromises are for relationships, not wine. - Robert S Caywood
Sticking with a marriage. That's true grit, man. - Jeff Bridges
Deceiving others. That is what the world calls a romance. - Oscar Wilde
In Hollywood, a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk. - Rita Rudner
There's more to marriage than four bare legs in a bed. - English Proverb
Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld
The power of forgiveness transcends personal relationships. - Eric Metaxas
The more you invest in a marriage, the more valuable it becomes. - Amy Grant
If a relationship has to be a secret, you shouldn't be in it. - Unknown
Nothing spoils a romance so much as a sense of humor in the woman. - Oscar Wilde
The general rule is that people who enjoy life also enjoy marriage. - Phyllis Battelle
Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer
A happy marriage is a long conversation which always seems too short. - Andre Maurois
If you have a boat and a happy marriage, you don't need another thing. - Ed McMahon
College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage. - George Gobel
Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings and lawyers. - Richard Pryor
I wanted a man who wouldn't stray so I'm dating a guy on house arrest. - Kim Bove
I love romance. I'm a sucker for it. I love it so much. It's pathetic. - Drew Barrymore
People who have good relationships at home are more effective in the marketplace. - Zig Ziglar
I believe in tying the marriage knot, as long as it's around the woman's neck. - WC Fields
We learn the most from imperfect relationships - things like forgiveness and compassion. - Andrea Thompson
Our marriage vows: till death do us part, for better for worse, in secrets and in health. - Archie Bunker
As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May
Without the will, marriage is a mockery; without the emotion, it is a drudgery. You need both. - Ravi Zacharias
Wit is the sudden marriage of ideas which before their union were not perceived to have any relation. - Mark Twain
Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one. - Unknown
I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump
Marriage is the only known example of the happy meeting of the immovable object and the irresistible force. - Ogden Nash
Going without food or water will kill the body, but the lack of relationship will kill the minds and spirit. - David Jeremiah
The most happy marriage I can picture or imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge
There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage. - Sam Kinison
Valentine's Day: Rubbing singles' noses in their lack of a mate and the noses of couples in their lack of time. - Emma McLaughlin
The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown
A problem occurs when people want the benefits of a relationship with God without the responsibilities of a relationship with God. - Jim Herring
Don't over-analyze your marriage; it's like yanking up a fragile indoor plant every 20 minutes to see how its roots are growing. - Ogden Nash
I not only knew Houdini, but we had a very lovely relationship. I really though we had something going, and then the son of a gun disappeared. - Betty White
Forgiveness is the best form of love in any relationship. It takes a strong person to say they're sorry, and an even stronger person to forgive. - Yolanda Hadid
Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you; after marriage, he won't even lay down his newspaper to talk to you. - Helen Rowland
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