A man walking along a California beach was deep in prayer. All of a sudden, he said out loud, “Lord grant me one wish.” Suddenly the sky clouded above his head and in a booming voice the Lord said, “Because you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish.” Marriage is the sunset of love. - French Proverb Compromises are for relationships, not wine. - Robert S Caywood Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener. - Paula Deen Marriage has many pains, but celibacy has not pleasure. - Samuel Johnson The proper basis for marriage is mutual misunderstanding. - Oscar Wilde Relationships are like a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown In Hollywood, a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk. - Rita Rudner There's more to marriage than four bare legs in a bed. - English Proverb The secret to a happy marriage? Do what your wife tells you. - Denzel Washington Marriage is but for a little while. It is alimony that is forever. - Quentin Crisp The general rule is that people who enjoy life also enjoy marriage. - Phyllis Battelle Marriage is better than leprosy because it's easier to get rid of. - WC Fields Every politician should have been born an orphan and remain a bachelor. - Lady Bird Johnson There's one thing about a late marriage - it doesn't last long. - Unknown Marriage is too interesting an experiment to be tried only once or twice. - Eva Gabor If you have a boat and a happy marriage, you don't need another thing. - Ed McMahon Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey In marriage, being the right person is as important as finding the right person. - Wilbert Donald Gough I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career. - Gloria Steinem Only choose in marriage a woman whom you would choose as a friend if she were a man. - Joseph Joubert A girl who thinks that a man will treat her better after marriage than before is a fool. - William C. Hall Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes in the hope of pulling out an eel. - Leonardo da Vinci As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May I believe in the institution of marriage, and I intend to keep trying until I get it right. - Richard Pryor A good marriage was one in which each person thought he or she was getting the better deal. - Anne Lamott Somehow a bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever. - Helen Rowland Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck The key to a long and healthy marriage is that, honestly, there's nothing worth fighting about. - Jay Leno Romance is thinking about your significant other, when you are supposed to be thinking about something else. - Nicholas Sparks Love is an ideal thing, marriage is a real thing. A confusion of the real with the ideal never goes unpunished. - Johann Wolfgang Goethe Marriage is like a beleaguered fortress: those who are outside want to get in, and those inside want to get out. - French Proverb Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields The main business of a lawyer is to take the romance, the mystery, the irony, the ambiguity out of everything he touches. - Antonin Scalia Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming: 1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it; 2. Whenever you're right, shut up. - Patrick Murra If the marriage needs help, the answer almost always is have more fun. Drop your list of grievances and go ride a roller coaster. - Garrison Keillor Don't over-analyze your marriage; it's like yanking up a fragile indoor plant every 20 minutes to see how its roots are growing. - Ogden Nash Your marriage is in trouble if your wife says, 'You're only interested in one thing,' and you can't remember what it is. - Milton Berle I used to live an isolated existence, even in relationships, but now my family knows me for who I really am. Mostly, that's a good thing. - Tim Allen Fraud in business is no different from infidelity in marriage or plagiarism in scholarly work. Even people committed to high moral standards succumb. - Miroslav Volf Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you; after marriage, he won't even lay down his newspaper to talk to you. - Helen Rowland see also Genie & Relationship Sections Understanding Women - Pocket Edition A Mother’s Love A Woman’s Mind Bedside Non-Assistance Before Online Dating Everything Men Know About Women Hormone Guide Keyboard Wedding Looking For Your Wife? Looking Small Names of the Colours Real Man’s Point System Romance Lost The Origin of the White Wedding Dress When Men Shop For Groceries Will To Live Winning An Argument With A Woman |
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