A man walking along a California beach was deep in prayer. All of a sudden, he said out loud, “Lord grant me one wish.” Suddenly the sky clouded above his head and in a booming voice the Lord said, “Because you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish.”
The man said, “Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can drive over anytime I want.”
The Lord said, “Your request is very materialistic. Think of the enormous challenges
for that kind of undertaking. The supports required to reach the bottom of the Pacific!
The concrete and steel it would take! I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your
desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of another wish, a wish you
think would honour and glorify me.”
The man thought about it for a long time. Finally he said, “Lord, I wish that I could
understand women. I want to know how they feel inside, what they are thinking when they
give me the silent treatment, why they cry, what they mean when they say “nothing”, and how I can make a woman truly happy.”
The Lord replied, “You want two lanes or four lanes on that bridge?”
Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker
Marriage is the chief cause of divorce. - Groucho Marx
Love - a temporary insanity curable by marriage. - Ambrose Bierce
Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo
Love is a fair garden, and marriage a field of nettles. - Finnish Proverb
There is no perfect marriage, for there are no perfect men. - French Proverb
Before you marry keep both eyes open; after marriage shut one. - Jamaican Proverb
The more you invest in a marriage, the more valuable it becomes. - Amy Grant
I've been married twice but I haven't had a marriage yet. - Jennifer Lopez
If a relationship has to be a secret, you shouldn't be in it. - Unknown
Nothing spoils a romance so much as a sense of humor in the woman. - Oscar Wilde
Most women are afraid of clowns, but somehow end up still dating one. - Unknown
Marriage is better than leprosy because it's easier to get rid of. - WC Fields
There's one thing about a late marriage - it doesn't last long. - Unknown
Marriage, like a submarine, is only safe if you get all the way inside. - Frank Pittman
Marriage is like mushrooms: we notice too late if they are good or bad. - Woody Allen
Marriage is a lottery, but you can't tear up your ticket if you lose. - F.M. Knowles
I wanted a man who wouldn't stray so I'm dating a guy on house arrest. - Kim Bove
I love romance. I'm a sucker for it. I love it so much. It's pathetic. - Drew Barrymore
Marriage is the harmony of God synchronizing two wills with the will of the Father. - Ravi Zacharias
A long marriage is two people trying to dance a duet and two solos at the same time. - Anne Taylor Fleming
Only choose in marriage a woman whom you would choose as a friend if she were a man. - Joseph Joubert
Content builds relationships. Relationships are built on trust. Trust drives revenue. - Andrew Davis
Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster
Inspirations never go in for long engagements; they demand immediate marriage to action. - Unknown
I believe in the institution of marriage, and I intend to keep trying until I get it right. - Richard Pryor
Somehow a bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever. - Helen Rowland
Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck
I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump
Marriage is the only known example of the happy meeting of the immovable object and the irresistible force. - Ogden Nash
There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage. - Sam Kinison
Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown
Marriage is like a beleaguered fortress: those who are outside want to get in, and those inside want to get out. - French Proverb
Pigeons are gentle and smart and have complex social relationships. Their hearing and vision are both excellent. - Ingrid Newkirk
A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere. - Jay Shetty
The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay
The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown
There is a direct relationship between a person's grasp and experience of God's grace and his or her heart for justice. - Unknown
It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker
I used to live an isolated existence, even in relationships, but now my family knows me for who I really am. Mostly, that's a good thing. - Tim Allen
Marriage is the chief cause of divorce. - Groucho Marx
Love - a temporary insanity curable by marriage. - Ambrose Bierce
Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo
Love is a fair garden, and marriage a field of nettles. - Finnish Proverb
There is no perfect marriage, for there are no perfect men. - French Proverb
Before you marry keep both eyes open; after marriage shut one. - Jamaican Proverb
The more you invest in a marriage, the more valuable it becomes. - Amy Grant
I've been married twice but I haven't had a marriage yet. - Jennifer Lopez
If a relationship has to be a secret, you shouldn't be in it. - Unknown
Nothing spoils a romance so much as a sense of humor in the woman. - Oscar Wilde
Most women are afraid of clowns, but somehow end up still dating one. - Unknown
Marriage is better than leprosy because it's easier to get rid of. - WC Fields
There's one thing about a late marriage - it doesn't last long. - Unknown
Marriage, like a submarine, is only safe if you get all the way inside. - Frank Pittman
Marriage is like mushrooms: we notice too late if they are good or bad. - Woody Allen
Marriage is a lottery, but you can't tear up your ticket if you lose. - F.M. Knowles
I wanted a man who wouldn't stray so I'm dating a guy on house arrest. - Kim Bove
I love romance. I'm a sucker for it. I love it so much. It's pathetic. - Drew Barrymore
Marriage is the harmony of God synchronizing two wills with the will of the Father. - Ravi Zacharias
A long marriage is two people trying to dance a duet and two solos at the same time. - Anne Taylor Fleming
Only choose in marriage a woman whom you would choose as a friend if she were a man. - Joseph Joubert
Content builds relationships. Relationships are built on trust. Trust drives revenue. - Andrew Davis
Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster
Inspirations never go in for long engagements; they demand immediate marriage to action. - Unknown
I believe in the institution of marriage, and I intend to keep trying until I get it right. - Richard Pryor
Somehow a bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever. - Helen Rowland
Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck
I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump
Marriage is the only known example of the happy meeting of the immovable object and the irresistible force. - Ogden Nash
There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage. - Sam Kinison
Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown
Marriage is like a beleaguered fortress: those who are outside want to get in, and those inside want to get out. - French Proverb
Pigeons are gentle and smart and have complex social relationships. Their hearing and vision are both excellent. - Ingrid Newkirk
A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere. - Jay Shetty
The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay
The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown
There is a direct relationship between a person's grasp and experience of God's grace and his or her heart for justice. - Unknown
It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker
I used to live an isolated existence, even in relationships, but now my family knows me for who I really am. Mostly, that's a good thing. - Tim Allen
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