A man walking along a California beach was deep in prayer. All of a sudden, he said out loud, “Lord grant me one wish.” Suddenly the sky clouded above his head and in a booming voice the Lord said, “Because you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish.”
The man said, “Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can drive over anytime I want.”
The Lord said, “Your request is very materialistic. Think of the enormous challenges
for that kind of undertaking. The supports required to reach the bottom of the Pacific!
The concrete and steel it would take! I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your
desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of another wish, a wish you
think would honour and glorify me.”
The man thought about it for a long time. Finally he said, “Lord, I wish that I could
understand women. I want to know how they feel inside, what they are thinking when they
give me the silent treatment, why they cry, what they mean when they say “nothing”, and how I can make a woman truly happy.”
The Lord replied, “You want two lanes or four lanes on that bridge?”
Candlestine romance - Archie Bunker
Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker
Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon
Love is blind, but marriage restores its sight. - Georg C. Lichtenberg
Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener. - Paula Deen
Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near. - Helen Rowland
The secret to a happy marriage? Do what your wife tells you. - Denzel Washington
A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband. - Ogden Nash
I've been married twice but I haven't had a marriage yet. - Jennifer Lopez
The general rule is that people who enjoy life also enjoy marriage. - Phyllis Battelle
There's one thing about a late marriage - it doesn't last long. - Unknown
I believe in love and marriage, but not necessarily with the same person. - John Travolta
If you have a boat and a happy marriage, you don't need another thing. - Ed McMahon
Marriage halves our griefs, doubles our joys, and quadruples our expenses. - G K Chesterton
I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman. - Arnold Schwarzenegger
I wanted a man who wouldn't stray so I'm dating a guy on house arrest. - Kim Bove
Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen
Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan
Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest. - Irwin Corey
Only choose in marriage a woman whom you would choose as a friend if she were a man. - Joseph Joubert
How marriage ruins a man! It is as demoralizing as cigarettes, and far more expensive. - Oscar Wilde
Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster
A girl who thinks that a man will treat her better after marriage than before is a fool. - William C. Hall
Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge. - Bill Cosby
Somehow a bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever. - Helen Rowland
The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open. - Groucho Marx
Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck
I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump
There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage. - Sam Kinison
Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown
Marriage always demands the greatest understanding of the art of insincerity possible between two human beings. - Vicki Baum
Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside desperate to get out. - Ogden Nash
Love is an ideal thing, marriage is a real thing. A confusion of the real with the ideal never goes unpunished. - Johann Wolfgang Goethe
Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields
The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown
It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose
Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who cannot sleep with the window shut, and a woman who cannot sleep with the window open. - George Bernard Shaw
Don't over-analyze your marriage; it's like yanking up a fragile indoor plant every 20 minutes to see how its roots are growing. - Ogden Nash
Your marriage is in trouble if your wife says, 'You're only interested in one thing,' and you can't remember what it is. - Milton Berle
Fraud in business is no different from infidelity in marriage or plagiarism in scholarly work. Even people committed to high moral standards succumb. - Miroslav Volf
Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker
Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon
Love is blind, but marriage restores its sight. - Georg C. Lichtenberg
Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener. - Paula Deen
Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near. - Helen Rowland
The secret to a happy marriage? Do what your wife tells you. - Denzel Washington
A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband. - Ogden Nash
I've been married twice but I haven't had a marriage yet. - Jennifer Lopez
The general rule is that people who enjoy life also enjoy marriage. - Phyllis Battelle
There's one thing about a late marriage - it doesn't last long. - Unknown
I believe in love and marriage, but not necessarily with the same person. - John Travolta
If you have a boat and a happy marriage, you don't need another thing. - Ed McMahon
Marriage halves our griefs, doubles our joys, and quadruples our expenses. - G K Chesterton
I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman. - Arnold Schwarzenegger
I wanted a man who wouldn't stray so I'm dating a guy on house arrest. - Kim Bove
Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen
Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan
Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest. - Irwin Corey
Only choose in marriage a woman whom you would choose as a friend if she were a man. - Joseph Joubert
How marriage ruins a man! It is as demoralizing as cigarettes, and far more expensive. - Oscar Wilde
Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster
A girl who thinks that a man will treat her better after marriage than before is a fool. - William C. Hall
Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge. - Bill Cosby
Somehow a bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever. - Helen Rowland
The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open. - Groucho Marx
Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck
I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump
There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage. - Sam Kinison
Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown
Marriage always demands the greatest understanding of the art of insincerity possible between two human beings. - Vicki Baum
Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside desperate to get out. - Ogden Nash
Love is an ideal thing, marriage is a real thing. A confusion of the real with the ideal never goes unpunished. - Johann Wolfgang Goethe
Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields
The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown
It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose
Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who cannot sleep with the window shut, and a woman who cannot sleep with the window open. - George Bernard Shaw
Don't over-analyze your marriage; it's like yanking up a fragile indoor plant every 20 minutes to see how its roots are growing. - Ogden Nash
Your marriage is in trouble if your wife says, 'You're only interested in one thing,' and you can't remember what it is. - Milton Berle
Fraud in business is no different from infidelity in marriage or plagiarism in scholarly work. Even people committed to high moral standards succumb. - Miroslav Volf
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