Little Johnny was doing very badly in math. His parents had tried everything; tutors, flash cards, special learning centers, in short, everything they could think of. Finally in a last
ditch effort, they took Johnny down & enrolled him in the local Catholic school. Everything is physics and math. - Katherine Johnson College is a refuge from hasty judgment. - Robert Frost Mathematics: the only subject that counts. - Unknown I go to school the youth to learn the future. - Robert Frost Pedestrian: a man whose son is home from college. - Unknown Academy: A modern school where football is taught - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Mathematics knows no races or geographic boundaries. - David Hilbert Bison: What you say when your child leaves for school - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Most every dental school has discount dental services. - Matthew Lesko Pure mathematics, may it never be of any use to anyone. - Henry Smith You can lead a boy to college but you cannot make him think. - Elbert Hubbard Math is like love - a simple idea but it can get complicated. - R. Drabek I'm an Irish Catholic and I have a long iceberg of guilt. - Edna O'Brien Well, another day has passed and I didn't use Algebra once. - Unknown Example is the school of mankind, and they will learn at no other. - Edmund Burke I had an Irish Catholic education. Horrible nuns, vindictive and cruel. - John Lydon Drum soloing is like doing a marathon and solving equations at the same time. - Neil Peart Mathematics consists of proving the most obvious thing in the least obvious way. - George Polya Film is one of the three universal languages, the other two: mathematics and music. - Frank Capra I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers. - Woody Allen I'm a Catholic and I can't commit suicide, but I plan to drink myself to death. - Jack Kerouac Nothing changes the gender equation more significantly than women's economic freedom. - Gloria Steinem I'm Irish. That means I'm Catholic. But, truth is, now I'm a retired Christian. - Peter O'Toole Mathematics is a game played according to certain simple rules with meaningless marks on paper. - David Hilbert I had to have some balls to be Irish Catholic in South London. Most of that time I spent fighting. - Pierce Brosnan He was of the faith chiefly in the sense that the church he currently did not attend was Catholic. - Kingsley Amis I learned law so well, the day I graduated I used the college, won the case, and got my tuition back. - Fred Allen For the execution of the voyage to the Indies, I did not make use of intelligence, mathematics or maps. - Christopher Columbus Mathematics may be compared to a mill of exquisite workmanship, which grinds your stuff to any degree of fineness. - Thomas Huxley We women know how to take care of everybody so well. But the one person we have written out of the equation is us. - Suze Orman You can go your whole life and not need math or physics for a minute, but the ability to tell a joke is always handy. - Garrison Keillor The chief reason for going to school is to get the impression fixed for life that there is a book side for everything. - Robert Frost Aftermath: 1. The period following algebra; 2. The horrible headache you have when you've finished the algebra test. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Mathematics is like checkers in being suitable for the young, not too difficult, amusing, and without peril to the state. - Plato I've been doing projects outdoors for the public. I made pigeons eat geometry by putting bread out in rhomboids and triangles. - Jenny Holzer Doctors are saying that each piece of bacon you eat takes 9 minutes off of your life. Based on that math, I should have died in 1732. - Unknown Mathematics takes us into the region of absolute necessity, to which not only the actual word, but every possible word, must conform. - Bertrand Russell Mathematics is not a careful march down a well-cleared highway, but a journey into a strange wilderness where the explorers often get lost. - W.S. Anglin With the steady disintegration of the family in modern society over the last century, the role of the school in bridging the gap has become vital. - Stephen Covey I was thrown out of college during my freshman year, for cheating on my metaphysics final - I looked within the soul of the boy sitting next to me. - Woody Allen see also College, Little Johnny, Religious & School Sections Chocolate Math Hangman Math How Can This Be True, Math Nerds? Math Clock Mennonite Longhand Math Proof That “7 x 13 = 28” |
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