Little Johnny was doing very badly in math. His parents had tried everything; tutors, flash cards, special learning centers, in short, everything they could think of. Finally in a last
ditch effort, they took Johnny down & enrolled him in the local Catholic school. Everything is physics and math.  Katherine Johnson There is no royal road to geometry.  Euclid I graduated first in my class from alibi school.  Jeffrey McDaniel I am an expert in Higher Level Math: You + God = Enough  Zig Ziglar A child educated only at school is an uneducated child.  George Santayana Math, it's a puzzle to me. I love figuring out puzzles.  Maya Lin You can drag my body to school but my spirit refuses to go.  Bill Watterson Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.  Mark Twain I'm an Irish Catholic and I have a long iceberg of guilt.  Edna O'Brien Mathematics has given economics rigor, but alas, also mortis.  Robert Heilbroner In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.  Fran Lebowitz Well, another day has passed and I didn't use Algebra once.  Unknown Pew: A medieval torture device still found in Catholic Churches  Daffynitions joeks.com I am a great fan of science, but I cannot do a quadratic equation.  Terry Pratchett Texas is now a cornerstone of the electoral college for Republicans.  Ed Gillespie Mathematics consists of proving the most obvious thing in the least obvious way.  George Polya Life is good for only two things: discovering mathematics and teaching mathematics.  Simeon Poisson In one equation you can solve all the puzzles of life. It is the equation of giving.  Amit Ray I'm a Catholic and I can't commit suicide, but I plan to drink myself to death.  Jack Kerouac Nothing changes the gender equation more significantly than women's economic freedom.  Gloria Steinem I'm Irish. That means I'm Catholic. But, truth is, now I'm a retired Christian.  Peter O'Toole Do not worry about your difficulties in mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater.  Albert Einstein Anyone who has been to an English public school will always feel comparatively at home in prison.  Unknown I had to have some balls to be Irish Catholic in South London. Most of that time I spent fighting.  Pierce Brosnan If I feel unhappy, I do mathematics to become happy. If I am happy, I do mathematics to keep happy.  Alfred Renyi Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years.  George Burns It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the one they flogged off me during school term.  Mark Twain In school, every period ends with a bell. Every sentence ends with a period. Every crime ends with a sentence.  Steven Wright Mathematics is the only science where one never knows what one is talking about nor whether what is said is true.  Bertrand Russell We women know how to take care of everybody so well. But the one person we have written out of the equation is us.  Suze Orman In 1953 there were two ways for an Irish Catholic boy to impress his parents: become a priest or attend Notre Dame.  Phil Donahue Aftermath: 1. The period following algebra; 2. The horrible headache you have when you've finished the algebra test.  Daffynitions joeks.com In my last year of school, I was voted Class Optimist and Class Pessimist. Looking back, I realize I was only half right.  Jack Nicholson Probably no symbol in mathematics has evoked as much mystery, romanticism, misconception and human interest as the number pi.  William L Schaaf You don't have to be a genius or a visionary or even a college graduate to be successful. You just need a framework and a dream.  Michael Dell Risk and failure is a part of our equation, and if you are seeing too little failure, you are actually probably not taking enough risks.  Peter Barris I love to play hide and seek with my kid, but some days my goal is to find a hiding place where he can't find me until after high school.  Unknown I was named the Class Clown in the high school yearbook, so I was always turning to comedy and laughter to heal and to get me through things.  Guillermo Diaz Mushroom: 1. A motel for quickies; 2. The place where they store the school food; 3. A room that has no sides, no walls, no doors and no ceilings.  Daffynitions joeks.com Charity is a very personal equation, like we say charity begins at home. It starts with your immediate help in the house: the people who work for you.  Malaika A. Khan see also College, Little Johnny, Religious & School Sections Chocolate Math Hangman Math How Can This Be True, Math Nerds? Math Clock Mennonite Longhand Math Proof That “7 x 13 = 28” 
