Little Johnny was doing very badly in math. His parents had tried everything; tutors, flash cards, special learning centers, in short, everything they could think of. Finally in a last
ditch effort, they took Johnny down & enrolled him in the local Catholic school. Everything is physics and math.  Katherine Johnson College is a refuge from hasty judgment.  Robert Frost Mathematics: the only subject that counts.  Unknown I go to school the youth to learn the future.  Robert Frost Pedestrian: a man whose son is home from college.  Unknown Academy: A modern school where football is taught  Daffynitions joeks.com Mathematics knows no races or geographic boundaries.  David Hilbert Bison: What you say when your child leaves for school  Daffynitions joeks.com Most every dental school has discount dental services.  Matthew Lesko Pure mathematics, may it never be of any use to anyone.  Henry Smith You can lead a boy to college but you cannot make him think.  Elbert Hubbard Math is like love  a simple idea but it can get complicated.  R. Drabek I'm an Irish Catholic and I have a long iceberg of guilt.  Edna O'Brien Well, another day has passed and I didn't use Algebra once.  Unknown Example is the school of mankind, and they will learn at no other.  Edmund Burke I had an Irish Catholic education. Horrible nuns, vindictive and cruel.  John Lydon Drum soloing is like doing a marathon and solving equations at the same time.  Neil Peart Mathematics consists of proving the most obvious thing in the least obvious way.  George Polya Film is one of the three universal languages, the other two: mathematics and music.  Frank Capra I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers.  Woody Allen I'm a Catholic and I can't commit suicide, but I plan to drink myself to death.  Jack Kerouac Nothing changes the gender equation more significantly than women's economic freedom.  Gloria Steinem I'm Irish. That means I'm Catholic. But, truth is, now I'm a retired Christian.  Peter O'Toole Mathematics is a game played according to certain simple rules with meaningless marks on paper.  David Hilbert I had to have some balls to be Irish Catholic in South London. Most of that time I spent fighting.  Pierce Brosnan He was of the faith chiefly in the sense that the church he currently did not attend was Catholic.  Kingsley Amis I learned law so well, the day I graduated I used the college, won the case, and got my tuition back.  Fred Allen For the execution of the voyage to the Indies, I did not make use of intelligence, mathematics or maps.  Christopher Columbus Mathematics may be compared to a mill of exquisite workmanship, which grinds your stuff to any degree of fineness.  Thomas Huxley We women know how to take care of everybody so well. But the one person we have written out of the equation is us.  Suze Orman You can go your whole life and not need math or physics for a minute, but the ability to tell a joke is always handy.  Garrison Keillor The chief reason for going to school is to get the impression fixed for life that there is a book side for everything.  Robert Frost Aftermath: 1. The period following algebra; 2. The horrible headache you have when you've finished the algebra test.  Daffynitions joeks.com Mathematics is like checkers in being suitable for the young, not too difficult, amusing, and without peril to the state.  Plato I've been doing projects outdoors for the public. I made pigeons eat geometry by putting bread out in rhomboids and triangles.  Jenny Holzer Doctors are saying that each piece of bacon you eat takes 9 minutes off of your life. Based on that math, I should have died in 1732.  Unknown Mathematics takes us into the region of absolute necessity, to which not only the actual word, but every possible word, must conform.  Bertrand Russell Mathematics is not a careful march down a wellcleared highway, but a journey into a strange wilderness where the explorers often get lost.  W.S. Anglin With the steady disintegration of the family in modern society over the last century, the role of the school in bridging the gap has become vital.  Stephen Covey I was thrown out of college during my freshman year, for cheating on my metaphysics final  I looked within the soul of the boy sitting next to me.  Woody Allen see also College, Little Johnny, Religious & School Sections Chocolate Math Hangman Math How Can This Be True, Math Nerds? Math Clock Mennonite Longhand Math Proof That “7 x 13 = 28” 
