Cat Fat

or is that Fat Cat?

Why it’s important to be thinner than your friends





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You gotta be kitten me. - Unknown

Laugh a lot. It burns a lot of calories. - Jessica Simpson

Food is an important part of a balanced diet. - Fran Lebowitz

Eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow you may diet. - Unknown

Dogs can't operate an MRI machine but cats can. - Unknown

If stress burned calories, I'd be a supermodel. - Unknown

I've probably tried every fad diet in the world. - Jenna Ushkowitz

A balanced diet is a Cracker Jack cookie in each hand. - Joe-kster

The kind man feeds his cat before sitting down to dinner. - Hebrew Proverb

Nothing burns more calories than dancing in 5-inch heels. - Ariana Grande

The first couple of days on the detox diet aren't pleasant. - Carol Vorderman

I find there is only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people. - Rodney Dangerfield

Your diet is a bank account. Good food choices are good investments. - Bethenny Frankel

'Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'. - Dave Barry

A gourmet who thinks of calories is like a tart who looks at her watch. - James Beard

It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump

I'm an emotional eater. When I get upset, my diet goes out the window. - Kelly Osbourne

I am on a ketos diet so I avoid sugar, dairy products, wheat, grain or pulses. - Puneet Issar

Observe your dog: if he's fat, then you're not getting enough exercise. - Evan Esar

The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman. - Jonathan Swift

In the beginning, God created man, but seeing him so feeble, He gave him the cat. - Warren Eckstein

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later. - Unknown

Cookie: The standard method for converting sugar, floor, and butter into body fat - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man, but deteriorate the cat. - Mark Twain

Sleep is like my cat. I can call him by his name, but he still won't come to me. - Shane Koyczan

I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. - Winston Churchill

If fat people just gave skinny people more food, we could solve obesity and hunger at the same time. - Ashton Kutcher

Reading a good book in silence is like eating chocolate for the rest of your life and never getting fat. - Becca Fitzpatrick

What some call health, if purchased by perpetual anxiety about diet, isn't much better than tedious disease. - Alexander Pope

Dieting is not a sprint, it's a marathon. If you celebrate the small victories, you will eventually win the war. - Ian K Smith

A dark-chocolate truffle melts in my mouth, and I forget about everything else... even the fact that I'm on a diet. - Barbara Brooke

The best reason for a knitter to marry is that you can't teach the cat to be impressed when you finish a lace scarf. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

If you maintain a healthy diet, or at least are smart about your food choices, you'll still see the pounds come off. - Misty May-Treanor

Nobody ever wrote down a plan to be broke, fat, lazy, or stupid. Those things are what happen when you don't have a plan. - Larry Winget

I cannot but bless the memory of Julius Caesar, for the great esteem he expressed for fat men; and his aversion to lean ones. - David Hume

I'm off the diet, but not the treadmill. I speak as someone who's attempted to lose weight and get fit thrice before in my life. - Ronnie Screwvala

She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers

I cook croquetas, and I eat jamon. I keep my diet 100% Mediterranean and drink my Rioja. In that sense, I have a piece of Spain in West Hollywood. - Paz Vega

When I hear of an 'equity' in a case like this, I am reminded of a blind man in a dark room - looking for a black cat - which isn't there. - Charles Bowen

Our food pyramid, the kind of diet that is constantly promoted, is completely warped. It's not based around anything to do with healing your body. - Jessica Origliasso


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02-Aug-2021