“Hello, is this the FBI?” Smart tyrants retire rich. - Voltaire Many hands make light work. - English Proverb Speech is the small change of silence. - George Meredith Creativity is intelligence having fun. - Albert Einstein Imagination is intelligence having fun. - George Scialabra The prospects are bright as the promises of God. - Adoniram Judson Speech was given to man to disguise his thoughts. - Charles de Talleyrand The words you speak become the house you live in. - Hafiz Don't speak unless you can improve on the silence. - Spanish Proverb Sometimes that light at the end of the tunnel is a train. - Charles Barkley Quota: Someone who likes to report other people's speech - Daffynitions joe-ks.com There is no language like the Irish for soothing and quieting. - John Millington Synge She may very well pass for 43 in the dusk with the light behind her! - W S Gilbert They say marriages are made in heaven. But so is thunder and lightning. - Clint Eastwood A bright person can always think of something better to do than housework. - Ruby Lou Barnhill Jogging is for people who aren't intelligent enough to watch television. - Victoria Wood Music is the only language in which you cannot say a mean or sarcastic thing. - John Erskine No one ever went broke underestimating the intelligence of the American public. - P.T. Barnum Who is more foolish, the child afraid of the dark or the man afraid of the light? - Maurice Freehill A good teacher is like a candle - it consumes itself to light the way for others. - Unknown Don't tell me the moon is shining; show me the glint of light on broken glass. - Anton Chekhov Nature gave us one tongue and two ears so we could hear twice as much as we speak. - Unknown There is no worse screen to block out the Spirit than confidence in our own intelligence. - John Calvin Architecture is the learned game, correct and magnificent, of forms assembled in the light. - Le Corbusier Whenever you see darkness, there is extraordinary opportunity for the light to burn brighter. - Bono The sign of intelligent people is their ability to control emotions by the application of reason. - Marya Mannes You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy Fathers are like a lighthouse - when there is fog his children can always depend on seeing the light. - Unknown The trouble ain't that there is too many fools, but that the lightning ain't distributed right. - Mark Twain I cannot work; I cannot speak; I cannot live or love as I should, unless God's wisdom lights my path. - David Jeremiah The next woman who gets hold of me is gonna light up like a pinball machine and pay off in silver dollars. - Jack Nicholson Everyone is a genius at least once a year. The real geniuses simply have their bright ideas closer together. - Georg Christoph Lichtenberg The fundamental cause of trouble in the world is that the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt. - Bertrand Russell If the English language made any sense, 'lackadaisical' would have something to do with a shortage of flowers. - Doug Larson Is marijuana addictive? Yes, in the sense that most of the really pleasant things in life are worth endlessly repeating. - Richard Neville Dubmerol: When taken with Peptobimbo, can cause dangerously low IQ, resulting in enjoyment of country music and pickup trucks - Daffynitions joe-ks.com I glanced out the window at the signs of spring. The sky was almost blue, the trees were almost budding, the sun was almost bright. - Millard Kaufman The symbolic language of the crucifixion is the death of the old paradigm; resurrection is a leap into a whole new way of thinking. - Deepak Chopra I definitely believe marijuana helps with menstruation. Since I started smoking pot, my girlfriend’s period has become painless for me. - Randy Kagan The light of a new day always chases the shadows of the night away, and shows us that the shape of our fears is only the ghost of our own minds. - Terry Goodkind see also Redneck Section Bright People Conservative Plant Cow Return Cowcycle First Shipment Ottawa White Smoke Pipe Talk Puntastic Seattle After Pot Was Legalized Stay Off The Grass Tearable Puns Tridgeridoo |
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