A Newfie went walking down the beach and found a magic lamp. He picked up the lamp and shook it and out came a genie. The genie says, “You found me so you get three wishes.” The Newfie says, “I want a bottomless mug of beer.” * Poof * - the Newfie has a mug of beer in his hand and he chugs it down. It fills back up, and the Newfie says, “Awesome, I’ll have two more of those.” see also   Beer,  Genie  &  Newfie   Sections 40th Wedding Anniversary Blonde Men Emu Order Lawyer’s Genie-ous Catch Marching Genie   Back Asswards Tent Peg Setup Fang Treats Model T Snowmobile Skinny Puddy Tat Redneck Cocktail Drug Dog Search Vice Grip Handles Nouveau Riche Triple Bypass Burger Hyphenated Names Indian Fish Pond Lunch Anyone? Wet T-Shirt Contest Winners Giraffe Lunch

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