A Newfie went walking down the beach and found a magic lamp. He picked up the lamp and shook it and out came a genie. The genie says, “You found me so you get three wishes.” The Newfie says, “I want a bottomless mug of beer.” * Poof * - the Newfie has a mug of beer in his hand and he chugs it down. It fills back up, and the Newfie says, “Awesome, I’ll have two more of those.” see also   Beer,  Genie  &  Newfie   Sections 40th Wedding Anniversary Blonde Men Emu Order Lawyer’s Genie-ous Catch Marching Genie   Life's Choices Olympic Torch Bearers Lethal Weapon Cell Shaver Getting Goosed No Swimming Drift Racing Alligators vs. Crocodiles Cure for Internet Addiction Seal LOL Keyboard Seating Illusive Dice Cockroach Cancer Time Management People Crossing

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