![]() Hollywood is like Picasso's bathroom. - Candice Bergen Always go to the bathroom when you have a chance. - King George V I can't win. Love is Russian Roulette for me. - Freddie Mercury Obama does not like the issue of where he was born. - Donald Trump The secret of politics? Make a good treaty with Russia. - Otto von Bismarck All the real things in Russia are done in the villages. - Ernest Poole Russia is a riddle wrapped in a mystery inside an enigma. - Winston Churchill We had a very successful trip to Russia. We made it back. - Bob Hope I would rather sleep in a bathroom than in another hotel. - Billy Wilder There is no income tax in Russia. But there's no income. - Will Rogers The kitchen. The bathroom. The yin and yang of the household. - David C. Holley There's a lot involved in going to the bathroom for women. - Leah Remini Every bathroom in my house will ultimately have a Toto bidet in it. - Ken Marino Running is an unnatural act, except from enemies and to the bathroom. - Unknown You wanna talk that Russian talk, take yourself back over to the USSO. - Archie Bunker I started singing in the bathroom. Nothing was coming out. It was ghastly. - Rod Stewart If women can be railroad workers in Russia, why can't they fly in space? - Valentina Tereshkova In America you can always find a party. In Russia the party always finds you. - Yakov Smirnoff I've had a lot of luck. If I didn't I'd be washing bottles in Russia. - Marat Safin There are two things that Jack Bauer never does. Show mercy, and go to the bathroom. - Kiefer Sutherland Many agree that the worst thing that could ever happen is if Russia and China get closer. - Donald Trump In America, you can always find a party. In Soviet Russia, the Party can always find you. - Yakov Smirnoff Hard men present hard choices - none more so than Vladimir Putin, the President of Russia. - Hillary Clinton Music Lover: A man, who upon hearing a soprano in the bathroom, puts his ear to the keyhole - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Ronald Reagan knew who he was. Barack Obama is still working through that equation politically. - Joe Scarborough Castro couldn't even go to the bathroom unless the Soviet Union put the nickel in the toilet. - Richard M Nixon With every bathroom renovation, there are three areas that I focus on: budget, function and style. - Candice Olson For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end. - Catherine Zeta-Jones I took a speed reading course and read "War and Peace" in twenty minutes. It involves Russia. - Woody Allen Ex-Presidents of the United States get state subsidies. Not so in Russia. You get no government support. - Mikhail Gorbachev For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn I sleep with a light on in the bathroom so I can see where I'm at, because I wake up and have no clue. - Carrie Underwood My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck Many people are surprised to hear that we have comedians in Russia, but they are there. They are dead, but they are there. - Yakov Smirnoff Let me put it this way. Canada is not so much a country as a holding tank filled with the disgruntled progeny of defeated peoples. - Mordecai Richler The Obama representatives like Robert Gibbs attack people viciously, but people like me will not be silent and will answer them back. - Donald Trump Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. - Rita Rudner I have respect for Senator McCain. I used to like him a lot. I supported him. I raised a lot of money for his campaign against President Obama. - Donald Trump Homosexuality in Russia is a crime and the punishment is seven years in prison, locked up with the other men. There is a three year waiting list. - Yakov Smirnoff I like a quiet evening with family or friends over, great food and great discussion, and a lot of laughter. That's really what fills my tank. - Anna Eshoo see also Government & Nationality Sections Political Promise Transporter Stimulus Package The Honey Truck |
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