![]() Man On The Moon vs. Man In The Ladies Room Hillary Clinton cautiously endorses Obama’s decree on Transgender Bathrooms & Gender Identity Politics have no relation to morals. - Niccolo Machiavelli Under every stone lurks a politician. - Aristophanes The gun is not out of Irish politics. - Ian Paisley All government, of course, is against liberty. - H L Mencken Politics is not a game. It is an earnest business. - Winston Churchill Most bad government results from too much government. - Thomas Jefferson Government always finds a need for whatever money it gets. - Ronald Reagan Every decent man is ashamed of the government he lives under. - H L Mencken A society of sheep must in time beget a government of wolves. - Bertrand de Jouvenel Politics is too serious a matter to be left to the politicians. - Charles de Gaulle It's a terrible shame that politics has become show business. - Sydney Pollack I used to practice Tony speeches in my bathroom with my hairbrush. - Audra McDonald The sad duty of politics is to establish justice in a sinful world. - Reinhold Niebuhr In order to become the master, the politician poses as the servant. - Charles de Gaulle Every bathroom in my house will ultimately have a Toto bidet in it. - Ken Marino Politics is the chloroform of the Irish people, or, rather the hashish. - Oliver St. John Gogarty Politics is a profession where the paths of glory lead but to the gravy. - Billy Boy Franklin My honeymoon night was spent on the floor in the bathroom with my mother. - Ronnie Spector Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for. - Will Rogers Being a politician is a poor profession. Being a public servant is a noble one. - Herbert C Hoover A good politician, under democracy, is quite as unthinkable as an honest burglar. - H L Mencken There are two things that Jack Bauer never does. Show mercy, and go to the bathroom. - Kiefer Sutherland I love Canada. I am from Canada. I will bash the Canadian government but never Canada. - Jason Priestley Everyone wants to eat at the government's table, but nobody wants to do the dishes. - Werner Finck That government is best which governs the least, because its people discipline themselves. - Thomas Jefferson The single most exciting thing you encounter in government is competence, because it's so rare. - Daniel P Moynihan For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end. - Catherine Zeta-Jones Politics, for years, or all too long, has been concerned with right or left instead of right or wrong. - Richard Armour Animals are like little children a bit. They're simple. They don't have politics driving them. - Annabelle Sabloff One of the key problems today is that politics is such a disgrace, good people don't go into government. - Donald Trump Politics: Poli, a Latin word meaning "many"; and tics, meaning "bloodsucking creatures." - Robin Williams I won't eat anything that has intelligent life, but I would gladly eat a network executive or a politician. - Marty Feldman The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale. - Arthur C. Clarke If the government was as afraid of disturbing the consumer as it is of disturbing business, this would be some democracy. - Kin Hubbard Politics: A strife of interests masquerading as a contest of principles. The conduct of public affairs for private advantage. - Ambrose Bierce The punishment which the wise suffer who refuse to take part in the government, is to live under the government of worse men. - Plato Judge: 1. A law student who marks his own examination papers; 2. A lawyer who once knew a politician; 3. A man in a trying position. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com When one may pay out over two million dollars to presidential and Congressional campaigns, the U.S. government is virtually up for sale. - John W. Gardner If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that don't get wet you can keep. - Will Rogers Ever occur to you why some of us can be this much concerned with animals suffering? Because government is not. Why not? Animals don't vote. - Paul Harvey see also Bathroom, Dubm, Flatulent & Government Sections Donald Trump Quotes Donald Trump White House Hillary’s First Night As President Make America Grate Again Obama Gone Yet? President Guidance |
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