Poutine Pizza

Let them eat cake. - Marie Antoinette

Photographing a cake can be art. - Irving Penn

I'm not much of a cake person. - Daniel Radcliffe

It's okay to play with your food. - Emeril Lagasse

Laughter is brightest where food is best. - Irish Proverb

Fame is a fickle food upon a shifting plate. - Emily Dickinson

There is no love sincerer than the love of food. - George Bernard Shaw

I'm tired of recipes assuming I have a stove. - Kevin Farzad

I cook with wine; sometimes I even add it to the food. - WC Fields

I don't even butter my bread. I consider that cooking. - Katherine Cebrian

Once you get rid of integrity the rest is a piece of cake. - Larry Hagman

I was 32 when I started cooking; up until then, I just ate. - Julia Child

You are only master of food that you haven't yet eaten. - Tibet Proverb

Fang drops so much food on his ties we keep them in the refrigerator. - Phyllis Diller

Cooking Tip: Wrap turkey leftovers in aluminum foil and throw them out. - Nicole Hollander

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. - Bob Hope

My idea of baking is buying a ready-make cake mix and throwing in an egg. - Cilla Black

A nice creamy chocolate cake does a lot for a lot of people; it does for me. - Audrey Hepburn

On the Continent people have good food; in England people have good table manners. - George Mikes

When someone asks if you'd like cake or pie, why not say you want cake and pie? - Lisa Loeb

I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake. - Mitch Hedberg

I always thought that bagels and lox was my soul food, but it turns out it's sushi. - Sara Sheridan

We have always said that advertising is just the icing on the cake. It is not the cake. - Meg Whitman

If more of us cared about food and home above gold, this world would be a merrier place. - Bilbo Baggins

The trouble with eating Italian food is that five or six days later, you're hungry again. - George Miller

I like spaghetti bolognese, I like baked beans on toast. I hate French food. I hate fancy food. - Simon Cowell

The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out of his nose. - Garrison Keillor

Chocolate symbolizes, as does no other food, luxury, comfort, sensuality, gratification, and love. - Karl Petzke

Number theorists are like lotus-eaters – having once tasted of this food they can never give it up. - Leopold Kronecker

A compromise is the art of dividing a cake in such a way that everyone believes he has the biggest piece. - Ludwig Erhard

Let's be frank, the Italians' technological contribution to humankind stopped with the pizza oven. - Bill Bryson

Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat. - Alex Levine

Sea spaghetti looks like dark fettuccine and has a similar texture - you can get it in health food stores or online. - Yotam Ottolenghi

The disparity between a restaurant's price and food quality rises in direct proportion to the size of the pepper mill. - Bryan Miller

An expert is like the bottom of a double boiler. It shoots off a lot of steam, but it never really knows what's cooking. - Unknown

I like Pirate's Booty. Prunes and olives, too. I love hummus. I can eat that until I die. I tend to eat mostly organic food. - Queen Latifah

You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.' - Jerry Seinfeld

I'm always interested in finding the new trend. If you love pizza every day, after 22 years of eating pizza, you want to try sushi. - Jean Pigozzi

One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli

The best way to lose weight is to close your mouth - something very difficult for a politician. Or watch your food - just watch it, don't eat it. - Edward I Kock