Morning After Giraffe

A hot summer on the Serengeti Plains





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I bet giraffes don't even know what farts smell like. - Bill Murray

Bad times have a scientific value. We learn geology the morning after the earthquake. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

It's a sign of age if you feel like the morning after the night before and you haven't been anywhere. - Unknown

NASA scientists have been studying giraffe skin so they can apply what they learn from it to the construction of spacesuits. - Joanna Lumley

Basketball, a game which won’t be fit for people until they set the basket umbilicus high and return the giraffes to the zoo. - Ogden Nash

It is a common experience that a problem difficult at night is resolved in the morning after the committee of sleep has worked on it. - John Steinbeck

A giraffe's coffee would be cold by the time it reached the bottom of its throat. Ever think about that? No. You only think about yourself. - Unknown


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03-Jun-2020