Canadian Souvenirs

Shopping for “Made in China” souvenirs in Canada



Canadian Souvenirs

Shopping  for almost-authentic  Canadian  souvenirs

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Shopping is my cardio. - Carrie Bradshaw

Glass: Chinese marijuana - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Window Shopping: Eye browsing - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Eyebrows: What I do when I go shopping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Inequality of knowledge is the key to a sale. - Neil O Gustafson

China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese. - Charles de Gaulle

A man without a smiling face should not open a shop. - Chinese Proverb

A shop should be like a song of which you never tire. - Harry Gordon Selfridge

Pre-Law: The major of a person who will end up in sales - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

People who shop in health food stores never look healthy. - Amy Sedaris

Traditional methods of sales prospecting are grossly inefficient. - Jill Konrath

I look like I'm Chinese or Thai or Japanese - very different. - Mary Kom

A good thing sells itself; a bad thing advertises itself for sale. - African Saying

The Republic of China - back in the Olympic Games for the first time. - David Coleman

I spent seven hours in a beauty shop... and that was for the estimate. - Phyllis Diller

I liked being a teenager, but I would not go back for all the tea in China. - Rob Lowe

What else is there to live for? Chinese food and women. There is nothing else! - Dudley Moore

Someone told me that each equation I included in the book would halve the sales. - Stephen Hawking

No Chinese Catholics are allowed to worship ancestors in their familial temples. - Pope Clement XI

I'm so ugly I worked in a pet shop, and people kept asking how big I'd get. - Rodney Dangerfield

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

Please don't come to my garage sale if you've ever let me borrow something. - Mike Spears

My legs are so sore from the gym that I almost couldn't walk to the donut shop. - Bill Murray

Many agree that the worst thing that could ever happen is if Russia and China get closer. - Donald Trump

I just wasn't cut out to be a Chinese Tiger Mom. I'm more of an Irish Setter Dad. - P.J. O'Rourke

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

I want to have a bunch of kids so I can open a factory and have free labor. Beat that, China! - Jarod Kintz

Wise Husband: One who buys his wife such fine china she won't trust him to wash the dishes - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Like a bull into a china closet. Like in that picture, "The Prince and The Porpoise." - Archie Bunker

I went to a garage sale. "How much for the garage?" "It's not for sale." - Steven Wright

To me, job titles don't matter. Everyone is in sales. It's the only way we stay in business. - Harvey Mackay

The road to medical knowledge is through the pathological museum and not through an apothecary's shop. - William Withey Gull

My big focus is China and OPEC and all of these countries that are just absolutely destroying the United States. - Donald Trump

Just because I have rice on my clothes doesn't mean I've been to a wedding. A Chinese man threw up on me. - Phyllis Diller

A place that doesn't welcome tourists, that's really difficult and off the map, is a place I want to see. - Paul Theroux

People shop and learn in a whole new way compared to just a few years ago, so marketers need to adapt or risk extinction. - Brian Halligan

When one may pay out over two million dollars to presidential and Congressional campaigns, the U.S. government is virtually up for sale. - John W. Gardner

Fall: The season when your wife buys new winter clothes so she will have something to wear when she goes out shopping for spring outfits - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I hate smart sales clerks. I said to one, "What do you have in lingerie?" She says, "More than you'll ever have!" - Phyllis Diller

I deal with foreign countries. I made a lot of money dealing against China. I've made a lot of money dealing against many other countries. - Donald Trump



 

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30-Jun-2022