![]() Barf comes from the Persian word meaning “snow” Barf’s product line of soaps - made by the Paxan company of Iran (looks like something “I-ran” away from as a teenager...) Ya don't have to soft soap me. - Archie Bunker I used to be Snow White, but I drifted. - Mae West Where does the white go when the snow melts? - Hugh Kieffer The New Year begins in a snow-storm of white vows. - George William Curtis So comes snow after fire, and even dragons have their endings. - JRR Tolkien Washable: What a cowboy does, very carefully, with soap and water - Daffynitions joe-ks.com If a deaf person swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap? - George Carlin Jon Snow: I'm not afraid to die. Mormont: Nor life, I hope. - George R.R. Martin Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope. - Bill Cosby Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. - Franklin P Jones She walked across the ballroom as if she were trudging through deep snow. - Noel Coward When in doubt as to the applicability of a disinfectant, use soap and water. - Martin H. Fischer As soon go kindle fire with snow, as seek to quench the fire of love with words. - William Shakespeare It's a proven fact that capital punishment is a well-known detergent to crime. - Archie Bunker Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez Iran is not getting rid of any of its nuclear plants. They're not getting rid of anything. - Donald Trump There's one good thing about snow: it makes your lawn look as nice as your neighbor's. - Clyde Moore The problem of improving literary taste is one for the schools. Soap operas sell lots of soap. - Neil McElroy Years ago, I predicted that Iran would take over Iraq. Iran and Iraq used to fight back and forth. - Donald Trump Just 'cause there's snow in the basement don't mean there ain't no fire in the roof! - Archie Bunker Advice is like snow, the softer it falls the longer it dwells upon, and the deeper it sinks into the mind. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge The Eskimos had fifty-two names for snow because it was important to them: there ought to be as many for love. - Margaret Atwood Courage is not the towering oak that sees storms come and go; it is the fragile blossom that opens in the snow. - Alice M Swaim Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth, then it just becomes a soap opera. - Unknown I like staying in hotels. I like their tiny soap. I like to pretend it's regular-sized and my muscles are huge. - Jerry Seinfeld In soap, fatty acids made from boiling pork bone fat are used as a hardening agent, but also for giving it a pearl-like effect. - Christien Meindertsma Heard about the young deaf boy who used sign language? One day he told his mother a dirty joke and she washed his hands out with soap. - Red Skelton One of the first duties of the physician is to educate the masses not to take medicine... Soap and water and common sense are the best disinfectants. - William Osler |
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