BARF Detergent

Ya don't have to soft soap me. - Archie Bunker

I used to be Snow White, but I drifted. - Mae West

Where does the white go when the snow melts? - Hugh Kieffer

The New Year begins in a snow-storm of white vows. - George William Curtis

So comes snow after fire, and even dragons have their endings. - JRR Tolkien

If a deaf person swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap? - George Carlin

Jon Snow: I'm not afraid to die.
Mormont: Nor life, I hope. - George R.R. Martin

Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope. - Bill Cosby

Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. - Franklin P Jones

She walked across the ballroom as if she were trudging through deep snow. - Noel Coward

When in doubt as to the applicability of a disinfectant, use soap and water. - Martin H. Fischer

As soon go kindle fire with snow, as seek to quench the fire of love with words. - William Shakespeare

It's a proven fact that capital punishment is a well-known detergent to crime. - Archie Bunker

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

Iran is not getting rid of any of its nuclear plants. They're not getting rid of anything. - Donald Trump

There's one good thing about snow: it makes your lawn look as nice as your neighbor's. - Clyde Moore

The problem of improving literary taste is one for the schools. Soap operas sell lots of soap. - Neil McElroy

Years ago, I predicted that Iran would take over Iraq. Iran and Iraq used to fight back and forth. - Donald Trump

Just 'cause there's snow in the basement don't mean there ain't no fire in the roof! - Archie Bunker

Advice is like snow, the softer it falls the longer it dwells upon, and the deeper it sinks into the mind. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

The Eskimos had fifty-two names for snow because it was important to them: there ought to be as many for love. - Margaret Atwood

I like staying in hotels. I like their tiny soap. I like to pretend it's regular-sized and my muscles are huge. - Jerry Seinfeld

In soap, fatty acids made from boiling pork bone fat are used as a hardening agent, but also for giving it a pearl-like effect. - Christien Meindertsma

Heard about the young deaf boy who used sign language?
One day he told his mother a dirty joke and she washed his hands out with soap. - Red Skelton

One of the first duties of the physician is to educate the masses not to take medicine... Soap and water and common sense are the best disinfectants. - William Osler