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Rome wasn't built in A.D. - Flann O'Brien

Condominium: A condom for midgets. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I fell of my pink cloud with a thud. - Elizabeth Taylor

It ain't exactly the Pope diamond. - Archie Bunker

Grey skies are just clouds passing over. - Duke Ellington

Try to be a rainbow in someone's cloud. - Maya Angelou

Emperor Negro, who fiddled while Rome burned. - Archie Bunker

It wasn't raining when Noah built the ark. - Howard Ruff

Don't let one cloud obliterate the whole sky. - Anais Nin

A meal without mushrooms is like a day without rain. - John Cage

If you don't ride in the rain, you don't ride. - Unknown

Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance. - Unknown

Print some money and give it to us for the rain forests. - Vivienne Westwood

I only drink coffee grown in high altitude rain forests. - Rob Dyrdek

It takes both rain and sunshine to make the garden grow. - Amish Saying

You know it's summer in Ireland when the rain gets warmer. - Hal Roach

Rain is the one thing the British do better than anybody else. - Marilyn French

I always like walking in the rain, so no one can see me crying. - Charlie Chaplin

It is best to read the weather forecasts before we pray for rain. - Mark Twain

I shudder to think that one day someone may give the same order for Rome. - Scipio Aemilianus

Don't be so much in love that you can't tell when it's raining. - African Proverb

I think fish is nice, but then I think that rain is wet, so who am I to judge? - Douglas Adams

It will never rain roses. When we want to have more roses, we must plant more roses. - George Eliot

I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining. - Groucho Marx

I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people who believe it. - George Carlin

Like a welcome summer rain, humor may suddenly cleanse and cool the earth, the air and you. - Langston Hughes

Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass; it's about learning to dance in the rain. - Vivian Greene

Caesar dreamed that he was flying above the clouds, and now that he was clasping the hand of Jupiter. - Suetonius

If the rain spoils our picnic, but saves a farmer's crop, who are we to say it shouldn't rain? - Tom Barrett

Laughter is like a windshield wiper - it won't stop the rain, but it will allow you to keep going. - Unknown

Reporter: "How many people work at the Vatican?"
Pope John XXIII: "About half." - Pope John XXIII

A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain. - Robert Frost

Why does not the Pope build St. Peter's with his own money, rather than with the money of poor believers? - Martin Luther

For two people in a marriage to live together day after day is unquestionably the only miracle the Vatican has overlooked. - Bill Cosby

When we save the rain forest, the polar bear, and Al Gore, we should party so hard that Canada calls the cops on us for noise. - Paula Poundstone

The tropical rain forests are a telling example. Once cut down, they rarely recover. Rainfall drops, deserts spread, the climate warms. - James Lovelock

You know that ISIS wants to go in and take over the Vatican? You have heard that. You know, that's a dream of theirs, to go into Italy. - Donald Trump

It's all nonsense. It's only nonsense. I'm not afraid of the rain. I am not afraid of the rain. Oh, oh, God, I wish I wasn't. - Ernest Hemingway

Clay. It's rain, dead leaves, dust, all my dead ancestors. Stones that have been ground into sand. Mud. The whole cycle of life and death. - Martine Vermeulen

The rain of Madre de Dios is similar to that of the Amazon, but there is a petrifying aspect to it, as if it seeks to wound rather than to nurture. - Tahir Shah