![]() Rome wasn't built in A.D. - Flann O'Brien Condominium: A condom for midgets. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com I fell of my pink cloud with a thud. - Elizabeth Taylor It ain't exactly the Pope diamond. - Archie Bunker Grey skies are just clouds passing over. - Duke Ellington Try to be a rainbow in someone's cloud. - Maya Angelou Emperor Negro, who fiddled while Rome burned. - Archie Bunker It wasn't raining when Noah built the ark. - Howard Ruff Don't let one cloud obliterate the whole sky. - Anais Nin A meal without mushrooms is like a day without rain. - John Cage If you don't ride in the rain, you don't ride. - Unknown Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance. - Unknown Print some money and give it to us for the rain forests. - Vivienne Westwood I only drink coffee grown in high altitude rain forests. - Rob Dyrdek It takes both rain and sunshine to make the garden grow. - Amish Saying You know it's summer in Ireland when the rain gets warmer. - Hal Roach Rain is the one thing the British do better than anybody else. - Marilyn French I always like walking in the rain, so no one can see me crying. - Charlie Chaplin It is best to read the weather forecasts before we pray for rain. - Mark Twain I shudder to think that one day someone may give the same order for Rome. - Scipio Aemilianus Don't be so much in love that you can't tell when it's raining. - African Proverb I think fish is nice, but then I think that rain is wet, so who am I to judge? - Douglas Adams It will never rain roses. When we want to have more roses, we must plant more roses. - George Eliot I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining. - Groucho Marx I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people who believe it. - George Carlin Like a welcome summer rain, humor may suddenly cleanse and cool the earth, the air and you. - Langston Hughes Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass; it's about learning to dance in the rain. - Vivian Greene Caesar dreamed that he was flying above the clouds, and now that he was clasping the hand of Jupiter. - Suetonius If the rain spoils our picnic, but saves a farmer's crop, who are we to say it shouldn't rain? - Tom Barrett Laughter is like a windshield wiper - it won't stop the rain, but it will allow you to keep going. - Unknown Reporter: "How many people work at the Vatican?" Pope John XXIII: "About half." - Pope John XXIII A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain. - Robert Frost Why does not the Pope build St. Peter's with his own money, rather than with the money of poor believers? - Martin Luther For two people in a marriage to live together day after day is unquestionably the only miracle the Vatican has overlooked. - Bill Cosby When we save the rain forest, the polar bear, and Al Gore, we should party so hard that Canada calls the cops on us for noise. - Paula Poundstone The tropical rain forests are a telling example. Once cut down, they rarely recover. Rainfall drops, deserts spread, the climate warms. - James Lovelock You know that ISIS wants to go in and take over the Vatican? You have heard that. You know, that's a dream of theirs, to go into Italy. - Donald Trump It's all nonsense. It's only nonsense. I'm not afraid of the rain. I am not afraid of the rain. Oh, oh, God, I wish I wasn't. - Ernest Hemingway Clay. It's rain, dead leaves, dust, all my dead ancestors. Stones that have been ground into sand. Mud. The whole cycle of life and death. - Martine Vermeulen The rain of Madre de Dios is similar to that of the Amazon, but there is a petrifying aspect to it, as if it seeks to wound rather than to nurture. - Tahir Shah see also Religious Section Breaking News CNN Breaking News Da Vinci Code Revealed Hadoukens Lost Hyundai of New Brunswick News from the Iraq Front Twitter Overload |
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