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Rome wasn't built in A.D. - Flann O'Brien

I would have made a good Pope. - Richard M Nixon

I fell of my pink cloud with a thud. - Elizabeth Taylor

It ain't exactly the Pope diamond. - Archie Bunker

I ran my fastest marathon in the rain. - Bill Rodgers

Fog is just clouds that have fell down. - Unknown

Grey skies are just clouds passing over. - Duke Ellington

Try to be a rainbow in someone's cloud. - Maya Angelou

The Pope, I hope, can only be scared by God. - Donald Trump

I love the smell of rain and growing things. - Serina Hernandez

I started out as a gaseous cloud. Then I cooled. - Jack Nicholson

Don't let one cloud obliterate the whole sky. - Anais Nin

Some people walk in the rain, others just get wet. - Roger Miller

If you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain. - Steven Wright

Print some money and give it to us for the rain forests. - Vivienne Westwood

You know it's summer in Ireland when the rain gets warmer. - Hal Roach

In Texas it's always hot, dry, sunny, not a cloud in the sky. - Piper Perabo

I shudder to think that one day someone may give the same order for Rome. - Scipio Aemilianus

Let a smile be your umbrella, and you'll end up with a face full of rain. - George Carlin

I think fish is nice, but then I think that rain is wet, so who am I to judge? - Douglas Adams

Either the government will be given to us or we shall seize it by marching on Rome. - Benito Mussolini

You know what's got the world in the shape today? Buddah, the Pope, Marx and Lemons. - Archie Bunker

I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining. - Groucho Marx

Like a welcome summer rain, humor may suddenly cleanse and cool the earth, the air and you. - Langston Hughes

Every cloud has its silver lining but it is sometimes a little difficult to get it to the mint. - Don Marquis

Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass; it's about learning to dance in the rain. - Vivian Greene

Caesar dreamed that he was flying above the clouds, and now that he was clasping the hand of Jupiter. - Suetonius

The visions are fragmented and a dark cloud spreads like spilt ink across the pages of possible futures. - Garth Nix

Reporter: "How many people work at the Vatican?"
Pope John XXIII: "About half." - Pope John XXIII

From where we stand the rain seems random. If we could stand somewhere else, we would see the order in it. - Tony Hillerman

A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain. - Robert Frost

Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate.
What's going to happen to us with both a Senate and a House? - Will Rogers

For two people in a marriage to live together day after day is unquestionably the only miracle the Vatican has overlooked. - Bill Cosby

But that inadequacy, or feeling of inadequacy, never really goes away. You just have to trudge ahead in the rain, regardless. - Lorrie Moore

When we save the rain forest, the polar bear, and Al Gore, we should party so hard that Canada calls the cops on us for noise. - Paula Poundstone

A cloudy day or a little sunshine have as great an influence on many constitutions as the most recent blessings or misfortunes. - Joseph Addison

The tropical rain forests are a telling example. Once cut down, they rarely recover. Rainfall drops, deserts spread, the climate warms. - James Lovelock

I had fried octopus last night. You have to be really quiet when you eat it. Otherwise, it emits a cloud of black smoke and falls on the floor. - Steven Wright

The rain of Madre de Dios is similar to that of the Amazon, but there is a petrifying aspect to it, as if it seeks to wound rather than to nurture. - Tahir Shah

The spirit is smothered, as it were, by ignorance, but so soon as ignorance is destroyed, spirit shines forth, like the sun when released from clouds. - Sankara