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I would have made a good Pope. - Richard M Nixon

I fell of my pink cloud with a thud. - Elizabeth Taylor

In ancient Rome they killed Sid Caesar - Archie Bunker

It ain't exactly the Pope diamond. - Archie Bunker

I ran my fastest marathon in the rain. - Bill Rodgers

Fog is just clouds that have fell down. - Unknown

The rain falls on the just and the unjust. - Hopi Proverb

Emperor Negro, who fiddled while Rome burned. - Archie Bunker

It wasn't raining when Noah built the ark. - Howard Ruff

We can choose to hate the rain or dance in it. - Joan Marques

Some people feel the rain. Others just get wet. - Bob Marley

I started out as a gaseous cloud. Then I cooled. - Jack Nicholson

A meal without mushrooms is like a day without rain. - John Cage

If you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain. - Steven Wright

Print some money and give it to us for the rain forests. - Vivienne Westwood

If it was raining soup, the Irish would go out with forks. - Brendan Behan

You know it's summer in Ireland when the rain gets warmer. - Hal Roach

Rain is the one thing the British do better than anybody else. - Marilyn French

I always like walking in the rain, so no one can see me crying. - Charlie Chaplin

Always plan ahead. It wasn't raining when Noah built the ark. - Richard Cushing

Save a boyfriend for a rainy day. And another, in case it doesn't rain. - Mae West

Don't be so much in love that you can't tell when it's raining. - African Proverb

Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it's a beautiful day. - Unknown

I think fish is nice, but then I think that rain is wet, so who am I to judge? - Douglas Adams

They say Rome wasn't built in a day, but I wasn't in on that particular job. - Brian Clough

Birds find shelter during the rain, but eagles avoid rain by flying above the clouds. - Abdul Kalam

You know what's got the world in the shape today? Buddah, the Pope, Marx and Lemons. - Archie Bunker

I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people who believe it. - George Carlin

There are two ways of disliking poetry; one way is to dislike it, the other is to read Pope. - Oscar Wilde

Every cloud has its silver lining but it is sometimes a little difficult to get it to the mint. - Don Marquis

I think the genetics of being Irish are that you sort of prefer when it's rainy and cloudy. - Kate Flannery

Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass; it's about learning to dance in the rain. - Vivian Greene

From where we stand the rain seems random. If we could stand somewhere else, we would see the order in it. - Tony Hillerman

A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain. - Robert Frost

Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate.
What's going to happen to us with both a Senate and a House? - Will Rogers

The blazing wings of dawn spirited me away, Dragon-swift above the suns-rise, flying to my destiny beyond the clouds. - Marc Secchia

That black cloud is coming from the direction the wind is blowing, now the wind is coming from where the black cloud is. - Ray Illingworth

For two people in a marriage to live together day after day is unquestionably the only miracle the Vatican has overlooked. - Bill Cosby

Do you wish to rise? Begin by descending. You plan a tower that will pierce the clouds? Lay first the foundation of humility. - Saint Augustine

Clay. It's rain, dead leaves, dust, all my dead ancestors. Stones that have been ground into sand. Mud. The whole cycle of life and death. - Martine Vermeulen


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