Female Attraction

Dating tip for obese men

The kind of exercise that talks


An old guy, not in the best of shape, was working out in the gym when he spotted a sexy and beautiful young woman.

He asked the nearby trainer, “What machine should I use in here to impress that cute young thing over there?”

The trainer looked him up and down and said, “I’d try the ATM in the lobby.”


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Candlestine romance - Archie Bunker

Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler

Love is blind, but marriage restores its sight. - Georg C. Lichtenberg

A happy marriage is the union of two forgivers. - Ruth Bell Graham

Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance. - Oscar Wilde

Whether a person is a male or female, a nurse is a nurse. - Gary Veale

Deceiving others. That is what the world calls a romance. - Oscar Wilde

In Hollywood, a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk. - Rita Rudner

There is no perfect marriage, for there are no perfect men. - French Proverb

The secret to a happy marriage? Do what your wife tells you. - Denzel Washington

Before you marry keep both eyes open; after marriage shut one. - Jamaican Proverb

Marriage: A word which should be pronounced "mirage." - Herbert Spencer

In Russia, if a male athlete loses he becomes a female athlete. - Yakov Smirnoff

A bachelor is one who enjoys the chase but does not eat the game. - Unknown

The general rule is that people who enjoy life also enjoy marriage. - Phyllis Battelle

Most women are afraid of clowns, but somehow end up still dating one. - Unknown

Every politician should have been born an orphan and remain a bachelor. - Lady Bird Johnson

If you have a boat and a happy marriage, you don't need another thing. - Ed McMahon

I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

I love romance. I'm a sucker for it. I love it so much. It's pathetic. - Drew Barrymore

A journey is like marriage. The certain way to be wrong is to think you control it. - John Steinbeck

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest. - Irwin Corey

Inspirations never go in for long engagements; they demand immediate marriage to action. - Unknown

A girl who thinks that a man will treat her better after marriage than before is a fool. - William C. Hall

We seldom give each other advice - I think that's the success of 25 years of marriage. - Laura Bush

Every time I try to make my marriage more exciting, my wife finds out about it right away. - Bob Monkhouse

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

Being the boss anywhere is lonely. Being a female boss in a world of mostly men is especially so. - Robert Frost

Somehow a bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever. - Helen Rowland

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck

The one charm of marriage is that it makes a life of deception absolutely necessary for both parties. - Oscar Wilde

Wit is the sudden marriage of ideas which before their union were not perceived to have any relation. - Mark Twain

My husband always felt that a marriage and career don't mix. That's why he's never worked. - Phyllis Diller

For two people in a marriage to live together day after day is unquestionably the only miracle the Vatican has overlooked. - Bill Cosby

Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming: 1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it; 2. Whenever you're right, shut up. - Patrick Murra

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown

One advantage of marriage is that when you fall out of love with him or he falls out of love with you, it keeps you together until you fall in again. - Judith Viorst


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“Female Speak” Translation
Flower Shop For Men
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Mission Gap - for Men & Women
Real Man’s Point System
Romance Lost
Secret Of A Long Marriage
Sheer Surprise
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09-Apr-2020