Female Attraction

Dating tip for obese men

The kind of exercise that talks


An old guy, not in the best of shape, was working out in the gym when he spotted a sexy and beautiful young woman.

He asked the nearby trainer, “What machine should I use in here to impress that cute young thing over there?”

The trainer looked him up and down and said, “I’d try the ATM in the lobby.”


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Candlestine romance - Archie Bunker

Knewlyweds: Second marriage for both - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Marriage is the chief cause of divorce. - Groucho Marx

Romance is the icing, the love is the cake. - Unknown

Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener. - Paula Deen

Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

Hand Scanner: Singles bar prowler looking for wedding rings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Marriage is but for a little while. It is alimony that is forever. - Quentin Crisp

I don't really get romance. Bring me fish or moose, not flowers. - Eden Robinson

There's one thing about a late marriage - it doesn't last long. - Unknown

Marriage, like a submarine, is only safe if you get all the way inside. - Frank Pittman

Marriage is like mushrooms: we notice too late if they are good or bad. - Woody Allen

In the future, there will be no female leaders. There will just be leaders. - Sheryl Sandberg

I wanted a man who wouldn't stray so I'm dating a guy on house arrest. - Kim Bove

I love romance. I'm a sucker for it. I love it so much. It's pathetic. - Drew Barrymore

In marriage, being the right person is as important as finding the right person. - Wilbert Donald Gough

Biologically speaking, if something bites you it's more likely to be female. - Desmond Morris

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest. - Irwin Corey

Only choose in marriage a woman whom you would choose as a friend if she were a man. - Joseph Joubert

I believe in tying the marriage knot, as long as it's around the woman's neck. - WC Fields

We learn the most from imperfect relationships - things like forgiveness and compassion. - Andrea Thompson

Our marriage vows: till death do us part, for better for worse, in secrets and in health. - Archie Bunker

A good marriage was one in which each person thought he or she was getting the better deal. - Anne Lamott

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

A true relationship is when you can tell each other anything and everything. No secrets, no lies. - Unknown

The one charm of marriage is that it makes a life of deception absolutely necessary for both parties. - Oscar Wilde

Wit is the sudden marriage of ideas which before their union were not perceived to have any relation. - Mark Twain

For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end. - Catherine Zeta-Jones

Romance is thinking about your significant other, when you are supposed to be thinking about something else. - Nicholas Sparks

Pigeons are gentle and smart and have complex social relationships. Their hearing and vision are both excellent. - Ingrid Newkirk

Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming: 1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it; 2. Whenever you're right, shut up. - Patrick Murra

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. - Sacha Guitry

There is a direct relationship between a person's grasp and experience of God's grace and his or her heart for justice. - Unknown

Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who cannot sleep with the window shut, and a woman who cannot sleep with the window open. - George Bernard Shaw

Your marriage is in trouble if your wife says, 'You're only interested in one thing,' and you can't remember what it is. - Milton Berle

In every marriage more than a week old, there are grounds for divorce. The trick is to find, and continue to find, grounds for marriage. - Robert Anderson

Forgiveness is the best form of love in any relationship. It takes a strong person to say they're sorry, and an even stronger person to forgive. - Yolanda Hadid

One advantage of marriage is that when you fall out of love with him or he falls out of love with you, it keeps you together until you fall in again. - Judith Viorst

Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you; after marriage, he won't even lay down his newspaper to talk to you. - Helen Rowland


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Secret Of A Long Marriage
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01-Dec-2020