Female Attraction

Dating tip for obese men

The kind of exercise that talks


An old guy, not in the best of shape, was working out in the gym when he spotted a sexy and beautiful young woman.

He asked the nearby trainer, “What machine should I use in here to impress that cute young thing over there?”

The trainer looked him up and down and said, “I’d try the ATM in the lobby.”


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Solomon: Jamaican bachelor - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker

Female Friends: Women mad at the same person - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I have a great relationship with Roger Ailes. - Donald Trump

Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

Second Marriage: The triumph of hope over experience. - Samuel Johnson

Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near. - Helen Rowland

Love is a fair garden, and marriage a field of nettles. - Finnish Proverb

Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

Hand Scanner: Singles bar prowler looking for wedding rings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

In Russia, if a male athlete loses he becomes a female athlete. - Yakov Smirnoff

Nothing spoils a romance so much as a sense of humor in the woman. - Oscar Wilde

Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer

A happy marriage is a long conversation which always seems too short. - Andre Maurois

Marriage is better than leprosy because it's easier to get rid of. - WC Fields

There's one thing about a late marriage - it doesn't last long. - Unknown

Marriage, like a submarine, is only safe if you get all the way inside. - Frank Pittman

Marriage requires a special talent like acting. Monogamy requires genius. - Warren Beatty

Marriage halves our griefs, doubles our joys, and quadruples our expenses. - G K Chesterton

College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage. - George Gobel

I wanted a man who wouldn't stray so I'm dating a guy on house arrest. - Kim Bove

I love romance. I'm a sucker for it. I love it so much. It's pathetic. - Drew Barrymore

Biologically speaking, if something bites you it's more likely to be female. - Desmond Morris

People who have good relationships at home are more effective in the marketplace. - Zig Ziglar

An almost perfect relationship with his father was the earthly root of all his wisdom. - C S Lewis

A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person. - Mignon McLaughlin

The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez

Being the boss anywhere is lonely. Being a female boss in a world of mostly men is especially so. - Robert Frost

The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open. - Groucho Marx

The one charm of marriage is that it makes a life of deception absolutely necessary for both parties. - Oscar Wilde

Wit is the sudden marriage of ideas which before their union were not perceived to have any relation. - Mark Twain

My husband always felt that a marriage and career don't mix. That's why he's never worked. - Phyllis Diller

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

It is not your love that sustains the marriage, but from now on, the marriage that sustains your love. - Dietrich Bonhoeffer

While some pain is probably inevitable in all relationships, successful couples are usually the ones who are able to forgive. - Ilona Boniwell

Don't over-analyze your marriage; it's like yanking up a fragile indoor plant every 20 minutes to see how its roots are growing. - Ogden Nash

In every marriage more than a week old, there are grounds for divorce. The trick is to find, and continue to find, grounds for marriage. - Robert Anderson

I not only knew Houdini, but we had a very lovely relationship. I really though we had something going, and then the son of a gun disappeared. - Betty White

You don't develop courage by being happy in your relationships everyday. You develop it by surviving difficult times and challenging adversity. - Epicurus

Fraud in business is no different from infidelity in marriage or plagiarism in scholarly work. Even people committed to high moral standards succumb. - Miroslav Volf


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21-May-2022