That’s All Falks!

Winner of 4 Emmys for his cigar-chomping role as scruffy-haired, mac-wearing Columbo

Tribute to Peter Falk (September 16, 1927 – June 23, 2011)





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Telegant: Looking good on TV - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A TV licence is a licence to print money. - Roy Thomson

Mobile is a lot closer to TV than it is to desktop. - Mark Zuckerberg

Imagination is the one weapon in the war against reality. - Jules de Gaultier

Sex on television can't hurt you - unless you fall off. - Unknown

Television has been the single greatest shaper of emptiness. - Ravi Zacharias

It's very nearly impossible to tell the truth in television. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Reality can be lost when reason and language have been violated. - Ravi Zacharias

Canadian cities looked the way American cities did on television. - William Gibson

Reality: The leading cause of stress among those in touch with it. - Lily Tomlin

When your wife asks what's on TV, dust is not the right answer. - Unknown

Entertainment is a thing of the past, today we've got television. - Archie Bunker

TV is simply a place where people go when they get tired of thinking. - Kevin Devitte

Men don't care what's on TV. They only care what else is on TV. - Jerry Seinfeld

My children refuse to eat anything that hasn't danced on television. - Erma Bombeck

Siliwood: The coming convergence of movies, interactive TV and computers - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Getting an award from TV is like being kissed by someone with bad breath. - Mason Williams

Since we cannot change reality, let us change the eyes which see reality. - Nikos Kazantzakis

There's so much comedy on television. Does that cause comedy in the streets? - Dick Cavett

You can avoid reality, but you cannot avoid the consequences of avoiding reality. - Ayn Rand

I'm not crazy about reality, but it's still the only place to get a decent meal. - Groucho Marx

People who urge you to be realistic generally want you to accept their version of reality. - Unknown

So many people are on television that don't know me, and they're like experts on me. - Donald Trump

I have had my television aerials removed. It is the moral equivalent of a prostate operation. - Malcolm Muggeridge

A dream doesn't become reality through magic; it takes sweat, determination and hard work. - Colin Powell

The reality of professional skateboarding contests is that they're not relevant in our world. - Rob Dyrdek

President Ford tells us all to bite the bullet and Betsy Ford goes on TV and shoots off her mouth. - Archie Bunker

The masses are in reality their own leaders, dialectically creating their own development process. - Rosa Luxemburg

Morality binds and blinds. It binds us into teams... but thereby makes us go blind to objective reality. - Jonathan Haidt

The past exists only in our memories,
The future only in our plans.
The present is our only reality. - Robert Pirsig

The last fight was my fault though. My wife asked, "What's on the TV?"
I said, "Dust!" - Red Skelton

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book. - Groucho Marx

Remembering is a gift - a silent gift, because it roots us in reality while at the same time pointing us towards eternity. - Raphael Anzenberger

Why something in the public interest such as television news can be fought over, like a chain of hamburger stands, eludes me. - Jimmy Breslin

The first responsibility of a leader is to define reality. The last is to say thank you. In between, the leader is a servant. - Max DePree

One supreme fact which I have discovered is that it is not willpower but imagination that creates. Imagination creates reality. - Richard Wagner

We pick politicians by how they look on TV and Miss America on where she stands on the issues. Isn't that a little backwards? - Jay Leno

In our society those who are in reality superior in intelligence can be accepted by their fellows only if they pretend they are not. - Marya Mannes

He who cannot change the very fabric of his thought will never be able to change reality, and will never, therefore, make any progress. - Anwar Sadat

I put my air conditioner in backwards. It got cold outside. The weatherman on TV was confused. "It was supposed to be hot today." - Steven Wright


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18-Jan-2022