![]() Let fightin' dogs lie - Archie Bunker Sleeping dogs bark the loudest. - Archie Bunker A hard dog to keep on the porch. - Hillary Clinton Photographing a cake can be art. - Irving Penn Life is uncertain. Eat dessert first. - Ernestine Ulmer Live everyday like its your birthday. - Paris Hilton Lassitude: A heroic dog with attitude - Daffynitions joe-ks.com A dog in desperation will leap over a wall. - Unknown You can't teach a young dog old tricks. - Warren Buffett Romance is the icing, the love is the cake. - Unknown Cake is the answer, no matter the question. - Unknown Get the hanging dog expression off your face. - Archie Bunker He who lies down with dogs, rises with fleas. - English Proverb Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller Throw physic to the dogs; I'll none of it. - William Shakespeare There is still no cure for the common birthday. - John Glenn New Year's Day is every man's birthday. - Charles Lamb I am putting real plums into an imaginary cake. - Mary McCarthy Pants: Something a dog does and a man steps into - Daffynitions joe-ks.com I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. - Steven Wright Properly trained, a man can be dog's best friend. - Corey Ford If a man be great, even his dog will ear a proud look. - Japanese Proverb Anybody who hates dogs and babies can't be all bad. - Leo Rosten Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad. - WC Fields Once you get rid of integrity the rest is a piece of cake. - Larry Hagman Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole. - Roger Caras I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman False Economy: using only 30 candles on her 40th birthday cake - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Because the sweeter the cake, the more bitter the jelly can be. - Lady Gaga If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of fun out of owning one. - Andrew A. Rooney Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer. - Leo Rosten No man should live where he can hear his neighbor's dog bark. - Nathaniel Macon All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much. - George Harrison A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow, than a man swear he loves me. - William Shakespeare A dog has lots of friends because he wags his tail and not his tongue. - Unknown The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once. - E. Joseph Cossman It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs. - Aldous Huxley My idea of baking is buying a ready-make cake mix and throwing in an egg. - Cilla Black I want someone who will look at me the same way I look at chocolate cake. - Unknown Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. - Rita Rudner A nice creamy chocolate cake does a lot for a lot of people; it does for me. - Audrey Hepburn On my 85th birthday, I felt like a 20-year-old. But there wasn't one around. - Milton Berle Every boy should have two things: a dog and a mother willing to let him have one. - Unknown Diplomacy is the art of saying, "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock. - Will Rogers As a child, I always chose a false nose and some face paint and a wig for my birthday. - Ashley Jensen Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread and pumpkin pie. - Jim Davis We have always said that advertising is just the icing on the cake. It is not the cake. - Meg Whitman Success is like reaching an important birthday and finding you're exactly the same. - Audrey Hepburn It's not the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog. - Mark Twain Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein We're really just the frosting on a cake and we don't know what's inside the cake. - Adam Riess Don't make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans, or they'll treat you like dogs. - Martha Scott You're getting old when the only thing you want for your birthday is not to be reminded of it. - Felix Severn If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: pour a little Lavoris in the toilet. - Jay Leno Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost how it feels about dogs. - Christopher Hampton For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass! - Rodney Dangerfield There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a chair. - Arnold Toynbee Thank you to all who posted kind birthday wishes. I'm touched. The rest of you will be un-friended tomorrow. - Unknown My aunt gave me a walkie-talkie for my birthday. She says if I'm good, she'll give me the other one next year. - Steven Wright The Bible's full of wine. God ain't got nothing against a little drink to celebrate His Son's birthday with. - Archie Bunker I like to eat pizza and spaghetti pomodoro, and I'm crazy for dessert. I like all of them: cassata, cheesecake, biscuits. - Stefano Gabbana You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.' - Jerry Seinfeld If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. - Alfred N Whitehead My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz see also Birthday & Dog Sections Cat Birthday Dog Birthday Pupcakes Bacon Birthday Cake Big Birthday Surprise Blonde’s Birthday Task Cake Message Centennial Puff Cheap Birthday Card Crowded Birthday Party DJ Birthday Doctor’ed Birthday Cake Family Birthday Reminder Hippy Birthday Jurassic Judah Perfect Birthday Excuse Redneck Birthday Cake Shark Week Birthday Cake “Underneath That” Cake Woodcutter Birthday Cake |
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