![]() Love me, love my dog. - English Proverb France is a dog-hole. - William Shakespeare Let sleeping dogs lie. - French Proverb The dog is the god of frolic. - Henry Ward Beecher Sleeping dogs bark the loudest. - Archie Bunker Photographing a cake can be art. - Irving Penn The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown The most dangerous food is wedding cake. - American Saying You can't teach a young dog old tricks. - Warren Buffet The last birthday that's any good is 23. - Andy Rooney Get the hanging dog expression off your face. - Archie Bunker I am putting real plums into an imaginary cake. - Mary McCarthy Flatterers looks like friends, as wolves like dogs. - George Chapman Dogs can't operate an MRI machine but cats can. - Unknown I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. - Steven Wright Anybody who hates dogs and babies can't be all bad. - Leo Rosten A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. - Ogden Nash Once you get rid of integrity the rest is a piece of cake. - Larry Hagman My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer. - Rodney Dangerfield A lot of movies are about life, mine are like a slice of cake. - Alfred Hitchcock The dog who meets with a good master is the happier of the two. - Maurice Maeterlinck Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much. - George Harrison Writing is only the frosting on my cake. I'm whole without it. - Tabitha King "Let 'em eat cake," to quote the late Mark Antonette. - Archie Bunker A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel I have nothing against dogs. I just hate rugs that go squish-squish. - Phyllis Diller I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow, than a man swear he loves me. - William Shakespeare There's no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face. - Bernard Williams You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. - Bob Hope Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly A nice creamy chocolate cake does a lot for a lot of people; it does for me. - Audrey Hepburn The more I see of the representatives of the people, the more I admire my dogs. - Alphonse de Lamartine On my 85th birthday, I felt like a 20-year-old. But there wasn't one around. - Milton Berle A dog is the only thing on this earth that loves you more than he loves himself. - Josh Billings Diplomacy is the art of saying, "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock. - Will Rogers When someone asks if you'd like cake or pie, why not say you want cake and pie? - Lisa Loeb This is a Jewish cake - they give this to a Jewish kid before he gets circumscribed. - Archie Bunker I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake. - Mitch Hedberg Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread and pumpkin pie. - Jim Davis We have always said that advertising is just the icing on the cake. It is not the cake. - Meg Whitman Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. - Ann Landers I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein A bad review is like baking a cake with all the best ingredients and having someone sit on it. - Danielle Steel We're really just the frosting on a cake and we don't know what's inside the cake. - Adam Riess I have to tell them that last night was a shameful train wreck filled with blind cuddly puppies. - Charlie Sheen Don't make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans, or they'll treat you like dogs. - Martha Scott If Joan of Arc could turn the tide of an entire war before her 18th birthday, you can get out of bed. - E. Jean Carroll If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: pour a little Lavoris in the toilet. - Jay Leno Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost how it feels about dogs. - Christopher Hampton Obama and his attack dogs have nothing but hate and anger in their hearts and spew it whenever possible. - Donald Trump It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass! - Rodney Dangerfield There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around. - Unknown My aunt gave me a walkie-talkie for my birthday. She says if I'm good, she'll give me the other one next year. - Steven Wright I like to eat pizza and spaghetti pomodoro, and I'm crazy for dessert. I like all of them: cassata, cheesecake, biscuits. - Stefano Gabbana I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox How come if you mix flour and water together you get glue? And when you add eggs and sugar you get cake? Where does the glue go? - Rita Rudner If you're trying to create a company, it's like baking a cake. You have to have all the ingredients in the right proportion. - Elon Musk It's a piece of cake until you get to the top. You find you can't stop playing the game the way you've always played it. - Richard M Nixon If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. - Mark Twain I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright Dogs laugh, but the laugh with their tails. What puts man in a higher state of evolution is that he has got his laugh on the right end. - Max Eastman With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to "the best woman a man ever had." The waiter joined me. - Rodney Dangerfield If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia see also Birthday & Dog Sections Cat Birthday Dog Birthday Pupcakes Bacon Birthday Cake Big Birthday Surprise Blonde’s Birthday Task Cake Message Centennial Puff Cheap Birthday Card Crowded Birthday Party DJ Birthday Doctor’ed Birthday Cake Family Birthday Reminder Hippy Birthday Jurassic Judah Perfect Birthday Excuse Redneck Birthday Cake Shark Week Birthday Cake “Underneath That” Cake Woodcutter Birthday Cake |
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