Redneck Hanging Basket

Bubba likes hanging out with his flowers



Redneck Hanging Basket

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At my age flowers scare me. - George Burns

I like perfume and flowers. - Donatella Versace

The Earth laughs in flowers. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I must have flowers, always and always. - Claude Monet

An old man loved is winter with flowers. - Unknown

Hanging around my neck like an albacross. - Archie Bunker

Get the hanging dog expression off your face. - Archie Bunker

Don't feel pity for the rider's hanging legs. - Greek Proverb

Hope is the only bee that makes honey without flowers. - Robert G Ingersoll

There are always flowers for those who want to see them. - Henri Matisse

Put all your eggs in one basket, and then watch that basket. - Mark Twain

Everyone makes fun of the Redneck until the Zombie Apocalypse. - Unknown

Since the thing perhaps is to eat flowers and not to be afraid. - e e cummings

If your cup is only half full, you probably need a different bra. - Shae Aaron

Where man sees but withered leaves, God sees sweet flowers growing. - Albert Laighton

A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin. - H L Mencken

I'll be down in the front row with a basket of last month's eggs. - WC Fields

Success seems to be largely a matter of hanging on after others have let go. - William Feather

Always it's Spring,and everyone's in love and flowers pick themselves. - e e cummings

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

A wedding is just like a funeral except that you get to smell your own flowers. - Grace Hansen

I've spent three hours hanging upside down while fighting off dinosaur attacks. - Jason O'Mara

On Valentine's Day, I wired flowers for my mother-in-law, but she found the fuse. - Milton Berle

Stretching his hand up to reach the stars, too often man forgets the flowers at his feet. - Jeremy Bentham

I don't believe in e-mail. I'm an old-fashioned girl. I prefer calling and hanging up. - Sarah Jessica Parker

Keep love in your heart. A life without it is like a sunless garden when the flowers are dead. - Oscar Wilde

Even bees, the little almsmen of spring bowers, know there is richest juice in poison-flowers. - John Keats

In two decades I've lost a total of 789 pounds. I should be hanging from a charm bracelet. - Erma Bombeck

Plant your garden and decorate your own soul, instead of waiting for someone to bring you flowers. - Jose L Borges

The Herbs ought to be distilled when they are in their greatest vigor, and so ought the Flowers also. - Nicholas Culpeper

I have gathered a posie of other men's flowers, and nothing but the thread that binds them is my own. - Michel de Montaigne

You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. - Jeff Foxworthy

Have you ever taken anything out of the clothes basket because it had become, relatively, the cleaner thing? - Katherine Whitehorn

Let us decide on the route that we wish to take to pass our life, and attempt to sow that route with flowers. - Du Chatelet

I am one of those cliff-hanging Catholics. I don't believe in God, but I do believe that Mary was his mother. - Martin Sheen

I wanted to be the first woman to burn her bra, but it would have taken the fire department four days to put it out. - Dolly Parton

If the English language made any sense, 'lackadaisical' would have something to do with a shortage of flowers. - Doug Larson

You love flowers, but you cut them. You love animals, but you eat them. You tell me you love me, so now I'm scared. - Unknown

Everyone has their preferred stroller, their preferred crib, their preferred Moses basket. And they have advice on that too! - Tori Spelling

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze


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25-May-2020