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Home is wherever I'm with you. - Edward Sharpe

Ideal Guest: One who stays at home - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Nature is not a place to visit. It is home. - Gary Snyder

A man in the house is worth two in the street. - Mae West

Home cooking. Where many a man thinks his wife is. - Jimmy Durante

I have put out my books and now my house has a soul. - Cicero

What's the need of a home if you are never in it? - George Grossmith

He that troubleth his own house shall inherit the wind. - The Bible

He's got that big house to maintain in San Clemency. - Archie Bunker

Home is not where you live but where they understand you. - Christian Morgenstern

God is at home, it's we who have gone out for a walk. - Meister Eckhart

An empty purse and a new house make a man wise, but too late. - Portuguese Proverb

To be happy in the home is the ultimate result of all ambition. - Samuel Johnson

Go often to the house of a friend, for weeds choke the unused path. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Every bathroom in my house will ultimately have a Toto bidet in it. - Ken Marino

At worst, a house unkept cannot be so distressing as a life unlived. - Rose Macaulay

It is after you have lost your teeth that you can afford to buy steaks. - Pierre Renoir

Don't ya know it's bad luck to keep icrons in a Christian home? - Archie Bunker

If a patient cannot clean his teeth, no dentist can clean them for him. - Martin H. Fischer

You don't have to brush your teeth - just the ones you want to keep. - Unknown

Don't talk about a rope in the house of someone whose father was hung. - Colin Farrell

An aching tooth is better out than in.
To lose a rotting member is a gain. - Richard Baxter

My friend Sam has one leg. I went to his house. I couldn't go up the stairs. - Steven Wright

A person is happiest whether they be rich or poor, when there is peace in their home. - Unknown

I'll bring ya a bottle of champagne. Maybe I'll even bring home a whole maggot. - Archie Bunker

Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home. - Bill Cosby

The only ultimate disaster that can befall us is to feel ourselves at home on this earth. - Malcolm Muggeridge

God gives men wisdom as he gives them gold; his treasure house is not the mint, but the mine. - Arabic Proverb

Be grateful for the home you have, knowing that at this moment, all you have is all you need. - Sarah B Breathnach

Fang can't stand to see trash & garbage lying around the house. He can't stand the competition. - Phyllis Diller

Many of us are at the 'metallic' age - gold in our teeth, silver in our hair, and lead in our pants. - Unknown

I don't want to end up in an old folks' home wearing incompetence pads. I'm still compost mentis. - Harriet Wynn

Can we be casual in the work of God—casual when the house is on fire, and people in danger of being burned? - Duncan Campbell

The wonderful world of home appliances now makes it possible to cook indoors with charcoal and outdoors with gas. - Bill Vaughan

No one realizes how beautiful it is to travel until he comes home and rests his head on his old, familiar pillow. - Lin Yutang

Language, identity, place, home: these are all of a piece - just different elements of belonging and not-belonging. - Jhumpa Lahiri

Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you. - Ogden Nash

One need not be a chamber to be haunted;
One need not be a house;
The brain has corridors surpassing
Material place. - Emily Dickinson

Returning home is the most difficult part of long-distance hiking. You have grown outside the puzzle and your piece no longer fits. - Cindy Ross

At fifty, the madwoman in the attic breaks loose, stomps down the stairs, and sets fire to the house. She won't be imprisoned anymore. - Erica Jong


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02-Jul-2022