![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Baby lying in the bassinoot. - Archie Bunker Deceitful: Infant who needs changing - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Ballroom: A nursery for crying babies - Daffynitions joe-ks.com A baby is an inestimable blessing and a bother. - Mark Twain Ever notice how baby shampoo smells like spring? - Toni Sorenson De-caffeinated: What a cow gets when it has a baby - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Man's main task in life is to give birth to himself. - Erich Fromm A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on. - Carl Sandburg My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on. - Joan Rivers You take more pictures of your baby than NASA does of Mars. - Unknown A baby is born with a need to be loved - and never outgrows it. - Frank A. Clark There is no cure for birth and death, save to enjoy the interval. - George Santayana I'm a New Wave baby, so I got very stimulated by foreign film. - Jack Nicholson Intellectual growth should commence at birth and cease only at death. - Albert Einstein Kidnapping: The short snatches of rest a parent gets when baby sleeps - Daffynitions joe-ks.com The big lesson in life, baby, is never be scared of anyone or anything. - Frank Sinatra Ma-ma does everything for the baby, who responds by saying Da-da first. - Mignon McLaughlin The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller Insomnia: a contagious disease often transmitted from babies to parents. - Shannon Fife Back then the women had babies, which they called in them days, begatten. - Archie Bunker Motherhood: Feeding them as a baby and then through most of their twenties. - Unknown The four stages of man are infancy, childhood, adolescence, and obsolescence. - Art Linkletter The only time a woman wishes she were a year older is when she is expecting a baby. - Mary Marsh Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa. - Bart Simpson It's one of the great urban myths that people get pregnant in order to have children. - Menzies Campbell Golden Age: When the kids are too old to need baby-sitters and too young to borrow the family car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Sprouts: Innocent green plants snatched in their infancy and devoured alive by ravenous vegetarians - Daffynitions joe-ks.com One thing I had learned from watching chimpanzees with their infants is that having a child should be fun. - Jane Goodall A certificate of live birth is not the same thing by any stretch of the imagination as a birth certificate. - Donald Trump I never used to like babies. I'd always thought if a baby were more like a chimpanzee, I'd have one. - Candice Bergen Why is it that people rejoice at a birth and grieve at a funeral? It is because we are not the people involved. - Mark Twain Do you think you're safe in a car with your seatbelt on? Dream on. My friend thought so. Now she's pregnant. - Anke Engelke Since people are going to be living longer and getting older, they'll just have to learn how to be babies longer. - Andy Warhol If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt As an experienced artist, I carry my work like a secret pregnancy. I am always aware of inner life and the need to protect it. - Julia Cameron The climate, the economic situation, rising birth rates; none of these things give me a lot of hope or reason to be optimistic. - David Attenborough The wise man is but a clever infant, spelling letters from a hieroglyphical prophetic book, the lexicon of which lies in eternity. - Thomas Carlyle Religion is something left over from the infancy of our intelligence, it will fade away as we adopt reason and science as our guidelines. - Bertrand Russell I think, at a child's birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most useful gift, that gift should be curiosity. - Eleanor Roosevelt Without this playing with fantasy no creative work has ever yet come to birth. The debt we owe to the play of the imagination is incalculable. - Carl Jung see also Baby Section Baby “Squirt” - 2011 Baby Suit Sudoku Puzzle for baby Greyson Young Dutch Football Fan |
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