To save the economy, in July 2010, The Harper government will start deporting all old people in order to lower Social Security and Medicare costs. I started crying when I thought of you. ![]() Run, you Old Buzzard, Run! Well... what can I say? Someone sent it to me - and I’m not going alone! Good government is good politics. - Richard J. Daley A week is a long time in politics. - Harold Wilson Man is by nature a political animal. - Aristotle Politics is not a game. It is an earnest business. - Winston Churchill The problem with political jokes is they get elected. - Henry Cate, VII The art of government is the organization of idolatry. - George Bernard Shaw All diplomacy is a continuation of war by other means. - Zhou Enlai Sudafed: Brought litigation against a government official - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows - marriage does. - Groucho Marx We live in a world in which politics has replaced philosophy. - Martin L. Gross You can't get rich in politics unless you're a crook. - Harry S Truman Every decent man is ashamed of the government he lives under. - H L Mencken War has rules, mud wrestling has rules - politics has no rules. - Ross Perot Diplomacy is to do and say the nastiest thing in the nicest way. - Isaac Goldberg Ultimatum: In diplomacy, a last demand before resorting to concessions - Daffynitions joe-ks.com To say nothing, especially when speaking, is half the art of diplomacy. - Will Durant No science is immune to the infection of politics and the corruption of power. - Jacob Bronowski A filmmaker we almost lost to politics... my friend and colleague, Warren Beatty. - Jack Nicholson Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke That government is best which governs the least, because its people discipline themselves. - Thomas Jefferson What is the first part of politics? Education. The second? Education. And the third? Education. - Jules Michelet A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trusts either of them. - P.J. O'Rourke The single most exciting thing you encounter in government is competence, because it's so rare. - Daniel P Moynihan A government big enough to give you everything you want, is strong enough to take everything you have. - Thomas Jefferson Politics is not the art of the possible. It consists in choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. - John Kenneth Galbraith We don't have inflation because we are living too well. We have it because government is living too well. - Ronald Reagan Just because you do not take an interest in politics doesn't mean politics won't take an interest in you. - Pericles (430 B.C.) The only security men can have for their political liberty, consists in keeping their money in their own pockets. - Lysander Spooner At present, our country needs women's idealism and determination, perhaps more in politics than anywhere else. - Shirley Chisholm Politics is the only business where doing nothing other than making the other guy look bad is an acceptable outcome. - Mark Warner If the government was as afraid of disturbing the consumer as it is of disturbing business, this would be some democracy. - Kin Hubbard It would be nice to spend billions on schools and roads, but right now that money is desperately needed for political ads. - Andy Borowitz One lesson you better learn if you want to be in politics is that you never go out on a golf course and beat the President. - Lyndon B. Johnson I never considered a difference of opinion in politics, in religion, in philosophy, as cause for withdrawing from a friend. - Thomas Jefferson When it comes to politics, I sit down on a sofa and grab some popcorn - or sometimes I crouch down in order not to get shot. - Sergey Galitsky Every country must be absolutely free to adopt the type of economic, political and social system that it considers convenient. - Fidel Castro Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other. - Oscar Ameringer Politicians also have no leisure, because they are always aiming at something beyond political life itself, power and glory, or happiness. - Aristotle Our ancestors believed in magic, prayers, trickery, browbeating and bullying. I think it would be fair to sum that up as 'Irish politics'. - Flann O'Brien Jokes of the proper kind, properly told, can do more to enlighten questions of politics, philosophy, and literature than any number of dull arguments. - Isaac Asimov see also Government & Politics Sections |
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