Baby Sitting Animals

Newborn Baby: Fresh heir - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The Child is father of the Man. - William Wordsworth

A baby's laugh is an angel's voice. - Unknown

There are no premature babies, only delayed weddings. - American Proverb

A father carries pictures where his money used to be. - Steve Martin

A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on. - Carl Sandburg

A father is the one friend upon whom we can always rely. - Emile Gaboriau

You take more pictures of your baby than NASA does of Mars. - Unknown

To a father growing old, nothing is dearer than a daughter. - Euripides

A father is someone you look up to no matter how tall you grow. - Unknown

I'm a New Wave baby, so I got very stimulated by foreign film. - Jack Nicholson

My Birth Certificate is so old, it's written in Roman Numerals. - Bill Carter

Every child needs a father. Even if he turns out to be Darth Vader. - Jackson Radcliffe

A very small degree of hope is sufficient to cause the birth of love. - Stendhal

A father is a man who expects his children to be as good as he meant to be. - Carol Coats

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he's a baby. - Natalie Wood

Have you noticed that all the people in favor of birth control are already born? - Benny Hill

The Holy Father's newest Encyclacle? Like anyone cares what he rides around on. - Archie Bunker

An ugly baby is a very nasty object, and the prettiest is frightful when undressed. - Queen Victoria

It is easier for a father to have children than for children to have a real father. - Pope John XXIII

Marriage is the harmony of God synchronizing two wills with the will of the Father. - Ravi Zacharias

Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa. - Bart Simpson

No man I ever met was my father's equal, and I never loved any other man as much. - Hedy Lamarr

My father had a piano that was a nickelodeon - put a nickel, and the roller would play. - Frank Sinatra

My father gave me the greatest gift anyone could give another person, he believed in me. - Jim Valvano

Chutzpapa: A father who wakes his wife at 4 a.m. so she can change the baby's diaper - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

One day you look in the mirror and realize the face you are shaving is your father's. - Robert Harris

I cannot think of any need in childhood as strong as the need for a father's protection. - Sigmund Freud

Feedback: The inevitable result when your baby doesn’t appreciate the strained carrots - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A father is always making his baby into a little woman. And when she is a woman he turns her back again. - Enid Bagnold

One thing I had learned from watching chimpanzees with their infants is that having a child should be fun. - Jane Goodall

Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped. - Sam Levenson

The greatest tribute a boy can give to his father is to say, 'When I grow up, I want to be just like my Dad.' - Billy Graham

She did not stand alone, but what stood behind her, the most potent moral force in her life, was the love of her father. - Harper Lee

A father is neither an anchor to hold us back nor a sail to take us there, but a guiding light whose love shows us the way. - Unknown

The climate, the economic situation, rising birth rates; none of these things give me a lot of hope or reason to be optimistic. - David Attenborough

My father was a baker and a lot of people do what their families did and I could have done that but I wanted to stay in show business. - Christopher Walken

When I was born the doctor came out to the waiting room and told my father, "We did everything we could... but he pulled through." - Rodney Dangerfield

Luke, you can destroy the Emperor. He has foreseen this. It is your destiny. Join me, and together we can rule the galaxy as father and son. - Darth Vader

Without this playing with fantasy no creative work has ever yet come to birth. The debt we owe to the play of the imagination is incalculable. - Carl Jung