Baby Sitting Animals

No. I am your Father. - Darth Vader

Hasta la vista, baby. - Terminator 2: Judgement Day

No one vinces me, baby - Michael Grant

A baby is an inestimable blessing and a bother. - Mark Twain

One father is more than a hundred schoolmasters. - George Herbert

Ever notice how baby shampoo smells like spring? - Toni Sorenson

De-caffeinated: What a cow gets when it has a baby - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The heart of a father is the masterpiece of nature. - Antoine Francois Prevost

To her, the name of father was another name for love. - Fanny Fern

My Father had a profound influence on me, he was a lunatic. - Spike Milligan

To a father growing old, nothing is dearer than a daughter. - Euripides

There is no cure for birth and death, save to enjoy the interval. - George Santayana

It is now possible for a flight attendant to get a pilot pregnant. - Richard J. Ferris

She got her good looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon. - Groucho Marx

Every child needs a father. Even if he turns out to be Darth Vader. - Jackson Radcliffe

My father would take me to the playground, and put me on mood swings. - Jay London

I love you like crazy, baby
'Cuz I'd go crazy without you. - Pixie Foudre

My heart is happy, my mind is free.
I had a father who talked with me. - Hilde Bigelow

Motherhood: Feeding them as a baby and then through most of their twenties. - Unknown

The most effective form of birth control I know is spending the day with my kids. - Jill Bensley

The most important thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - Henry Ward Beecher

Having a baby is like falling in love again, both with your husband and your child. - Tina Brown

My father used to say, "Don't raise your voice. Improve your argument." - Desmond Tutu

Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa. - Bart Simpson

Every father should remember one day his son will follow his example, not his advice. - Charles Kettering

An almost perfect relationship with his father was the earthly root of all his wisdom. - C S Lewis

My father had a piano that was a nickelodeon - put a nickel, and the roller would play. - Frank Sinatra

I'm so ugly my father carries around the picture of the kid who came with his wallet. - Rodney Dangerfield

I believe that our Heavenly Father invented man because he was disappointed in the monkey. - Mark Twain

I cannot think of any need in childhood as strong as the need for a father's protection. - Sigmund Freud

A certificate of live birth is not the same thing by any stretch of the imagination as a birth certificate. - Donald Trump

I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent back a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof. - Rodney Dangerfield

As an experienced artist, I carry my work like a secret pregnancy. I am always aware of inner life and the need to protect it. - Julia Cameron

He adopted a role called being a father so that his child would have something mythical and infinitely important: a protector. - Tom Wolfe

The climate, the economic situation, rising birth rates; none of these things give me a lot of hope or reason to be optimistic. - David Attenborough

My father was a baker and a lot of people do what their families did and I could have done that but I wanted to stay in show business. - Christopher Walken

How much more grand is the work of our Heavenly Father as he pulls together all the varied strands of life to reveal his grand design? - Ravi Zacharias

Religion is something left over from the infancy of our intelligence, it will fade away as we adopt reason and science as our guidelines. - Bertrand Russell

When I was born the doctor came out to the waiting room and told my father, "We did everything we could... but he pulled through." - Rodney Dangerfield

I think, at a child's birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most useful gift, that gift should be curiosity. - Eleanor Roosevelt