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Nipper: Baby crab - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A father is a banker provided by nature. - French Proverb

Titillate: A tardy meal for a breast-fed baby - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A baby is an inestimable blessing and a bother. - Mark Twain

Ever notice how baby shampoo smells like spring? - Toni Sorenson

To her, the name of father was another name for love. - Fanny Fern

When my father didn't have my hand, he had my back. - Linda Poindexter

Man's main task in life is to give birth to himself. - Erich Fromm

A father is the one friend upon whom we can always rely. - Emile Gaboriau

My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on. - Joan Rivers

If pregnancy were a book, they would cut the last two chapters. - Nora Ephron

My Birth Certificate is so old, it's written in Roman Numerals. - Bill Carter

Whatsoever was the father of a disease, an ill diet was the mother. - George Herbert

My father... one of the great immorals, er, immortals, of our time. - WC Fields

Having a baby is like trying to push a grand piano through a transom. - Alice Roosevelt Longworth

I'm a father; that's what matters most. Nothing matters more. - Gordon Brown

Back then the women had babies, which they called in them days, begatten. - Archie Bunker

Baby: a loud noise at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other. - Ronald Knox

At the base and birth of every successful venture you will find an enthusiast. - Winston Churchill

Humour is based on a modicum of truth. Ever heard a joe-k about a father-in-law? - Dick Clark

It is easier for a father to have children than for children to have a real father. - Pope John XXIII

My father used to say, "Don't raise your voice. Improve your argument." - Desmond Tutu

Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa. - Bart Simpson

My mother is Irish, my father is black and Venezuelan, and me - I'm tan, I guess. - Mariah Carey

Middle Age is the awkward period when Father Time starts catching up with Mother Nature. - Harold Coffin

My father gave me the greatest gift anyone could give another person, he believed in me. - Jim Valvano

It's one of the great urban myths that people get pregnant in order to have children. - Menzies Campbell

I only hope when I have my own family that every day I see a little more of my father in me. - Keith Urban

The most important thing my father taught me is that every man has to stand up for his rights. - Ziggy Marley

Golden Age: When the kids are too old to need baby-sitters and too young to borrow the family car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison. - WC Fields

A certificate of live birth is not the same thing by any stretch of the imagination as a birth certificate. - Donald Trump

The baby bat
Screamed out in fright,
'Turn on the dark,
I'm afraid of the light.' - Shel Silverstein

Milk is the drink of babies, tea the drink of women, water the drink of beasts, and wine is the drink of the gods. - John S Blackie

My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies. - WC Fields

The greatest tribute a boy can give to his father is to say, 'When I grow up, I want to be just like my Dad.' - Billy Graham

If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt

He adopted a role called being a father so that his child would have something mythical and infinitely important: a protector. - Tom Wolfe

No one ever wants to see his or her name linked to anything bad. Conscience is like a baby. It has to go to sleep before you can. - Harvey Mackay

The heart of who I am as a person and as a man is forgiveness, after forgiving my father for a lot of things that were done when I was a child. - Tyler Perry


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19-Jun-2021