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Just keep swimming. - Finding Nemo

Surfing is attitude dancing. - Gerry Lopez

Only dead fish swim with the stream. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Emulsion: A mixture of oil and emotion. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Oil and truth will get uppermost at last. - Proverb

I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern

I've tried body surfing. It's nice. - Ziggy Marley

If your ship doesn't come in, swim out to it. - Jonathan Winters

Bikes don't leak oil, they mark their territory. - Unknown

You will never get lessons on swimming from a drowning man. - Unknown

Oil is drowning our oceans and drowning our boreal forests. - Winona LaDuke

No man drowns if he perseveres in praying to God, and can swim. - Russian Proverb

Britain's last gold medal was a bronze in 1952 in Helsinki. - Nigel Starmer-Smith

Live in the sunshine
Swim in the sea
Drink the wild air - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Leadership, like swimming, cannot be learned by reading about it. - Henry Mintzberg

There is nothing, nothing, more sad than a surfer who used to surf. - Unknown

The man who is swimming against the stream knows the strength of it. - Woodrow Wilson

To be born in India is to arrive into the world swimming in religion. - Ravi Zacharias

If there was no such thing as barrels I probably wouldn't even surf. - Clay Marzo

Advice is like castor oil, easy enough to give but dreadful uneasy to take. - Josh Billings

A dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream. - WC Fields

Don't be a fish; be a frog. Swim in the water and jump when you hit ground. - Kim Young-ha

It is wise to apply the refined oil of politeness to the mechanism of friendship. - Colette

It's only when the tide goes out that you learn who's been swimming naked. - Warren Buffett

The squeaky wheel may get the most oil, but it's also the first to be replaced. - Marilyn Vos Savant

I have often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get my wife to go swimming. - Jimmy Carter

I'm just a surfer who wanted to build something that would allow me to surf longer. - Jack O'Neill

It's a culmination of your life of surfing when you turn and paddle in at Mavericks. - Jeff Clark

It's the Olympics. If you can't get up to swim early in the morning, don't go. - Michael Phelps

I guess you would say I'd be like the Michael Phelps of swimming if he wasn't there. - Ryan Lochte

I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim. - Frida Kahlo

Sometimes in the morning, when it's a good surf, I go out there, and I don't feel like it's a bad world. - Kary Mullis

I want to try doing sportier things, kite surfing and paddle surfing - I think it would give me that extra confidence. - Vanessa Hudgens

I like simple food, seasoned with just salt, pepper, oil and vinegar. Complicated food and complicated lives are never good. - Sirio Maccioni

One of the greatest things about the sport of surfing is that you need only three things: your body, a surfboard, and a wave. - Naima Green

The joy of surfing is so many things combined, from the physical exertion of it, to the challenge of it, to the mental side of the sport. - Kelly Slater

Every essential oil has a healing purpose. I think it's a great gift because it's something that elevates your mood and your health. - Yolanda Hadid

Oil prices have fallen lately. We include this news for the benefit of gas stations, which otherwise wouldn't learn of it for six months. - Bill Tammeus

Summer is a drag because even normal people become obsessed with their bodies. A bad bathing suit can humiliate you more tan anything else in life. - Conan O'Brien

If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read: "President Can't Swim." - Lyndon B. Johnson


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20-Jan-2022