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I surf to get tan. - Shane Dorian

Surfing is for life. - Bruce Jenkins

Surfing is attitude dancing. - Gerry Lopez

Only dead fish swim with the stream. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Oil and truth will get uppermost at last. - Proverb

I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern

I've committed to surfing the rest of my life. - Lance Armstrong

Formula for success: rise early, work hard, strike oil. - J Paul Getty

You can't stop the waves, but you can learn to surf. - John Kabat-Zinn

This is the place to be - in the land of swimming pools. - David Hockney

You will never get lessons on swimming from a drowning man. - Unknown

Oil is drowning our oceans and drowning our boreal forests. - Winona LaDuke

No man drowns if he perseveres in praying to God, and can swim. - Russian Proverb

Britain's last gold medal was a bronze in 1952 in Helsinki. - Nigel Starmer-Smith

Live in the sunshine
Swim in the sea
Drink the wild air - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Stay up and really burn the midnight oil. There are no compromises. - Leontyne Price

There is nothing, nothing, more sad than a surfer who used to surf. - Unknown

If there was no such thing as barrels I probably wouldn't even surf. - Clay Marzo

Advice is like castor oil, easy enough to give but dreadful uneasy to take. - Josh Billings

A dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream. - WC Fields

You can take a surfer out of the surf, but you can not take surf out of surfer. - Bob McTavish

It's only when the tide goes out that you learn who's been swimming naked. - Warren Buffett

The squeaky wheel may get the most oil, but it's also the first to be replaced. - Marilyn Vos Savant

I have often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get my wife to go swimming. - Jimmy Carter

If I swim in the ocean, I have a shark thought. Not a bad one, but just a little one. - Tea Leoni

He won the bronze medal in the 1976 Olympics, so he's used to being out in front. - David Coleman

In matters of style, swim with the current. In matters of principle, stand like a rock. - Thomas Jefferson

It's a culmination of your life of surfing when you turn and paddle in at Mavericks. - Jeff Clark

It's the Olympics. If you can't get up to swim early in the morning, don't go. - Michael Phelps

I guess you would say I'd be like the Michael Phelps of swimming if he wasn't there. - Ryan Lochte

Surfing is very much like making love. It always feels good, no matter how many times you've done it. - Paul Strauch

Many people cycle or swim to keep trim. But if swimming is so good for the figure, how do you explain whales? - Charles Saatchi

I want to try doing sportier things, kite surfing and paddle surfing - I think it would give me that extra confidence. - Vanessa Hudgens

The reason gas prices are so high is because the oil is in Texas and Oklahoma and all the dipsticks are in Washington. - Yakov Smirnoff

I like simple food, seasoned with just salt, pepper, oil and vinegar. Complicated food and complicated lives are never good. - Sirio Maccioni

What I love the most about surfing is that it's my first love. It's the first thing I can remember being consumed by. - Stephanie Gilmore

It's better to swim in the sea below
Than to swing in the air and feed the crow,
Says jolly Ned Teach of Bristol. - Benjamin Franklin

The joy of surfing is so many things combined, from the physical exertion of it, to the challenge of it, to the mental side of the sport. - Kelly Slater

Every essential oil has a healing purpose. I think it's a great gift because it's something that elevates your mood and your health. - Yolanda Hadid

If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read: "President Can't Swim." - Lyndon B. Johnson


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