Auntie Gravity Research

Europe’s new attempts at controlling the economy’s inflation



Auntie Gravity Research

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Conference: Hot air on a high level. - Gerald Barzan

Math research is more like a marathon. - Terence Tao

Nobody can be uncheered with a balloon. - Winnie the Pooh

College is a refuge from hasty judgment. - Robert Frost

Inflation: everyone's illusion of wealth - Unknown

You can't blame gravity for falling in love. - Albert Einstein

Why pluck one string when you can strum the guitar? - Aaron Weiss

I've been noticing gravity since I was very young. - Cameron Diaz

Law of Inflation: Whatever goes up will go up some more. - Kin Hubbard

Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education. - Mark Twain

You can lead a boy to college but you cannot make him think. - Elbert Hubbard

A college education shows a man how little other people know. - T.C. Hailburton

We can lick gravity, but sometimes the paperwork is overwhelming. - Wernher von Braun

Walking has been ridiculous in college basketball the past 15 years. - Bobby Knight

New research shows that you will be dead longer than you will be alive. - Zig Ziglar

Research is what I'm doing when I don't know what I'm doing. - Wernher Von Braun

A thorough knowledge of the Bible is worth more than a college education. - Theodore Roosevelt

College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage. - George Gobel

If we knew what it was we were doing, it wouldn’t be called research. - Albert Einstein

Life really does begin at forty. Up until then, you are just doing research. - Carl Jung

If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be called research, would it? - Albert Einstein

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research. - Steven Wright

Research is the historical novelist's map, constraint, and purest energy. - Donald McCaig

I know that this defies the law of gravity, but, you see, I never studied law. - Bugs Bunny

But what has it got in its pocketses, eh? Not string, precious, but not nothing. - Gollum

If we knew what it was we were doing, it would not be called research, would it? - Albert Einstein

The college graduate is presented with a sheepskin to cover his intellectual nakedness. - Robert M. Hutchins

Angels can fly because they take themselves lightly; devils fall because of their gravity. - G K Chesterton

If you steal from one author, it's plagiarism; if you steal from many, it's research. - Wilson Mizner

Pull the string, and it will follow wherever you wish. Push it, and it will go nowhere at all. - Dwight D Eisenhower

If a young person has any idealism at all, it's strongest about the time he finishes college. - Sargent Shriver

Give me a guitar, give me a piano, give me a broom and string, I wouldn't get bored anywhere. - Keith Richards

It is mathematical fact that the casting of this pebble from my hand alters the center of gravity of the universe. - Thomas Carlyle

My aunt gave me a walkie-talkie for my birthday. She says if I'm good, she'll give me the other one next year. - Steven Wright

Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair. - Sam Ewing

I think sleeping was my problem in school. If school had started at four in the afternoon, I'd be a college graduate today. - George Foreman

It's a good thing we have gravity or else when birds died they'd just stay right up there. Hunters would be all confused. - Steven Wright

My son really has the spirit of Valentine's Day. When he was in college, he used to send his mother a heart-shaped box of laundry. - Milton Berle

I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimer's disease where they slowly began to recover other people's lost memories. - George Carlin

I was thrown out of college during my freshman year, for cheating on my metaphysics final - I looked within the soul of the boy sitting next to me. - Woody Allen


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02-Jun-2020