![]() Love is metaphysical gravity. - R Buckminster Fuller Tantamount: Riding a French Aunt - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Conference: Hot air on a high level. - Gerald Barzan Math research is more like a marathon. - Terence Tao Nobody can be uncheered with a balloon. - Winnie the Pooh College is a refuge from hasty judgment. - Robert Frost Inflation: everyone's illusion of wealth - Unknown What is research but a blind date with knowledge? - Will Harvey Pedestrian: a man whose son is home from college. - Unknown A college education shows a man how little other people know. - T.C. Hailburton Anti-social behavior is a trait in a world full of conformists. - Nikola Tesla Those who go to college and never get out are called professors. - George Givot We can lick gravity, but sometimes the paperwork is overwhelming. - Wernher von Braun Texas is now a cornerstone of the electoral college for Republicans. - Ed Gillespie New research shows that you will be dead longer than you will be alive. - Zig Ziglar Research is what I'm doing when I don't know what I'm doing. - Wernher Von Braun Basic research is what I am doing when I don't know what I am doing. - Wernher von Braun Bacon's not the only thing that's cured by hanging from a string. - Hugh Kingsmill College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage. - George Gobel Life really does begin at forty. Up until then, you are just doing research. - Carl Jung If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be called research, would it? - Albert Einstein Research is the historical novelist's map, constraint, and purest energy. - Donald McCaig I know that this defies the law of gravity, but, you see, I never studied law. - Bugs Bunny But what has it got in its pocketses, eh? Not string, precious, but not nothing. - Gollum If we knew what it was we were doing, it would not be called research, would it? - Albert Einstein The indignation of politicians is NOT a good measure of the gravity of any situation. - Paul Harvey If you steal from one author, it's plagiarism; if you steal from many, it's research. - Wilson Mizner Pull the string, and it will follow wherever you wish. Push it, and it will go nowhere at all. - Dwight D Eisenhower If a young person has any idealism at all, it's strongest about the time he finishes college. - Sargent Shriver I learned law so well, the day I graduated I used the college, won the case, and got my tuition back. - Fred Allen The guitar is a small orchestra. It is polyphonic. Every string is a different color, a different voice. - Andres Segovia Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem. - Bill Vaughan It is mathematical fact that the casting of this pebble from my hand alters the center of gravity of the universe. - Thomas Carlyle Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair. - Sam Ewing It's a good thing we have gravity or else when birds died they'd just stay right up there. Hunters would be all confused. - Steven Wright My son really has the spirit of Valentine's Day. When he was in college, he used to send his mother a heart-shaped box of laundry. - Milton Berle No one undertakes research in physics with the intention of winning a prize. It is the joy of discovering something no one knew before. - Stephen Hawking A cookie store is a bad idea. Besides, the market research reports say America likes crispy cookies, not soft and chewy cookies like you make. - Unknown The research rat of the future allows experimentation without manipulation of the real world. This is the cutting edge of modeling technology. - John Spencer I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimer's disease where they slowly began to recover other people's lost memories. - George Carlin see also College Section Aging Mermaid Alzheimer’s Wing Ballroom Dancing for Seniors Before Online Dating Couple’s Return Policy Critter Control Fencing For Seniors Florida’s Retired Bikers Formula One Wheelchair Girlfriends Hopscotch for Seniors Husband of the Year Line Driver Lips That Touch Liquor Memorial Shadow It’s Never Too Late, Harley Once A Kid, Always A Kid Onward, My Noble Steed! Racing Grandpa Senile Agitation Senior Center Reminder Senior Wheelies Seniors Bike Club Sidewalk Jammies SkeleChair Special Present For Grandpa Walker Buddies Wheelchair Priorities Winter Laundry Working Past 65 Zooming In on Google Maps Mel Hardman (aka elvisweathercock) Animations |
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