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Auntie Gravity Research

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Love is metaphysical gravity. - R Buckminster Fuller

Tantamount: Riding a French Aunt - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Conference: Hot air on a high level. - Gerald Barzan

Math research is more like a marathon. - Terence Tao

Nobody can be uncheered with a balloon. - Winnie the Pooh

College is a refuge from hasty judgment. - Robert Frost

Inflation: everyone's illusion of wealth - Unknown

What is research but a blind date with knowledge? - Will Harvey

Pedestrian: a man whose son is home from college. - Unknown

A college education shows a man how little other people know. - T.C. Hailburton

Anti-social behavior is a trait in a world full of conformists. - Nikola Tesla

Those who go to college and never get out are called professors. - George Givot

We can lick gravity, but sometimes the paperwork is overwhelming. - Wernher von Braun

Texas is now a cornerstone of the electoral college for Republicans. - Ed Gillespie

New research shows that you will be dead longer than you will be alive. - Zig Ziglar

Research is what I'm doing when I don't know what I'm doing. - Wernher Von Braun

Basic research is what I am doing when I don't know what I am doing. - Wernher von Braun

Bacon's not the only thing that's cured by hanging from a string. - Hugh Kingsmill

College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage. - George Gobel

Life really does begin at forty. Up until then, you are just doing research. - Carl Jung

If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be called research, would it? - Albert Einstein

Research is the historical novelist's map, constraint, and purest energy. - Donald McCaig

I know that this defies the law of gravity, but, you see, I never studied law. - Bugs Bunny

But what has it got in its pocketses, eh? Not string, precious, but not nothing. - Gollum

If we knew what it was we were doing, it would not be called research, would it? - Albert Einstein

The indignation of politicians is NOT a good measure of the gravity of any situation. - Paul Harvey

If you steal from one author, it's plagiarism; if you steal from many, it's research. - Wilson Mizner

Pull the string, and it will follow wherever you wish. Push it, and it will go nowhere at all. - Dwight D Eisenhower

If a young person has any idealism at all, it's strongest about the time he finishes college. - Sargent Shriver

I learned law so well, the day I graduated I used the college, won the case, and got my tuition back. - Fred Allen

The guitar is a small orchestra. It is polyphonic. Every string is a different color, a different voice. - Andres Segovia

Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem. - Bill Vaughan

It is mathematical fact that the casting of this pebble from my hand alters the center of gravity of the universe. - Thomas Carlyle

Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair. - Sam Ewing

It's a good thing we have gravity or else when birds died they'd just stay right up there. Hunters would be all confused. - Steven Wright

My son really has the spirit of Valentine's Day. When he was in college, he used to send his mother a heart-shaped box of laundry. - Milton Berle

No one undertakes research in physics with the intention of winning a prize. It is the joy of discovering something no one knew before. - Stephen Hawking

A cookie store is a bad idea. Besides, the market research reports say America likes crispy cookies, not soft and chewy cookies like you make. - Unknown

The research rat of the future allows experimentation without manipulation of the real world. This is the cutting edge of modeling technology. - John Spencer

I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimer's disease where they slowly began to recover other people's lost memories. - George Carlin


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