![]() Tantamount: Riding a French Aunt - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Conference: Hot air on a high level. - Gerald Barzan There is no gravity. The earth sucks. - Graffito Math research is more like a marathon. - Terence Tao College is a refuge from hasty judgment. - Robert Frost Inflation: everyone's illusion of wealth - Unknown Gravity isn't easy, but it's the law. - Unknown You can't blame gravity for falling in love. - Albert Einstein Pedestrian: a man whose son is home from college. - Unknown Why pluck one string when you can strum the guitar? - Aaron Weiss I've won at every level, except college and pro. - Shaquille O'Neal I've been noticing gravity since I was very young. - Cameron Diaz Law of Inflation: Whatever goes up will go up some more. - Kin Hubbard Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education. - Mark Twain A college education shows a man how little other people know. - T.C. Hailburton Those who go to college and never get out are called professors. - George Givot We can lick gravity, but sometimes the paperwork is overwhelming. - Wernher von Braun Walking has been ridiculous in college basketball the past 15 years. - Bobby Knight New research shows that you will be dead longer than you will be alive. - Zig Ziglar Basic research is what I am doing when I don't know what I am doing. - Wernher von Braun Bacon's not the only thing that's cured by hanging from a string. - Hugh Kingsmill If we knew what it was we were doing, it wouldn’t be called research. - Albert Einstein If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be called research, would it? - Albert Einstein To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research. - Steven Wright I know that this defies the law of gravity, but, you see, I never studied law. - Bugs Bunny But what has it got in its pocketses, eh? Not string, precious, but not nothing. - Gollum The college graduate is presented with a sheepskin to cover his intellectual nakedness. - Robert M. Hutchins If you steal from one author, it's plagiarism; if you steal from many, it's research. - Wilson Mizner Give me a guitar, give me a piano, give me a broom and string, I wouldn't get bored anywhere. - Keith Richards Inflation is as violent as a mugger, as frightening as an armed robber and as deadly as a hit man. - Ronald Reagan I learned law so well, the day I graduated I used the college, won the case, and got my tuition back. - Fred Allen Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem. - Bill Vaughan My aunt gave me a walkie-talkie for my birthday. She says if I'm good, she'll give me the other one next year. - Steven Wright Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair. - Sam Ewing Canada is a balloon-puncturing country. You are not really allowed to be an icon unless you also make an idiot of yourself. - Margaret Atwood I think sleeping was my problem in school. If school had started at four in the afternoon, I'd be a college graduate today. - George Foreman You don't have to be a genius or a visionary or even a college graduate to be successful. You just need a framework and a dream. - Michael Dell A cookie store is a bad idea. Besides, the market research reports say America likes crispy cookies, not soft and chewy cookies like you make. - Unknown I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimer's disease where they slowly began to recover other people's lost memories. - George Carlin I was thrown out of college during my freshman year, for cheating on my metaphysics final - I looked within the soul of the boy sitting next to me. - Woody Allen see also College Section Aging Mermaid Alzheimer’s Wing Ballroom Dancing for Seniors Before Online Dating Couple’s Return Policy Critter Control Fencing For Seniors Florida’s Retired Bikers Formula One Wheelchair Girlfriends Hopscotch for Seniors Husband of the Year Line Driver Lips That Touch Liquor Memorial Shadow It’s Never Too Late, Harley Once A Kid, Always A Kid Onward, My Noble Steed! Racing Grandpa Senile Agitation Senior Center Reminder Senior Wheelies Seniors Bike Club Sidewalk Jammies SkeleChair Special Present For Grandpa Walker Buddies Wheelchair Priorities Winter Laundry Working Past 65 Zooming In on Google Maps Mel Hardman (aka elvisweathercock) Animations |
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