Auntie Gravity Research

Europe’s new attempts at controlling the economy’s inflation



Auntie Gravity Research

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Tantamount: Riding a French Aunt - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Conference: Hot air on a high level. - Gerald Barzan

There is no gravity. The earth sucks. - Graffito

Math research is more like a marathon. - Terence Tao

College is a refuge from hasty judgment. - Robert Frost

Inflation: everyone's illusion of wealth - Unknown

Gravity isn't easy, but it's the law. - Unknown

You can't blame gravity for falling in love. - Albert Einstein

Pedestrian: a man whose son is home from college. - Unknown

Why pluck one string when you can strum the guitar? - Aaron Weiss

I've won at every level, except college and pro. - Shaquille O'Neal

I've been noticing gravity since I was very young. - Cameron Diaz

Law of Inflation: Whatever goes up will go up some more. - Kin Hubbard

Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education. - Mark Twain

A college education shows a man how little other people know. - T.C. Hailburton

Those who go to college and never get out are called professors. - George Givot

We can lick gravity, but sometimes the paperwork is overwhelming. - Wernher von Braun

Walking has been ridiculous in college basketball the past 15 years. - Bobby Knight

New research shows that you will be dead longer than you will be alive. - Zig Ziglar

Basic research is what I am doing when I don't know what I am doing. - Wernher von Braun

Bacon's not the only thing that's cured by hanging from a string. - Hugh Kingsmill

If we knew what it was we were doing, it wouldn’t be called research. - Albert Einstein

If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be called research, would it? - Albert Einstein

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research. - Steven Wright

I know that this defies the law of gravity, but, you see, I never studied law. - Bugs Bunny

But what has it got in its pocketses, eh? Not string, precious, but not nothing. - Gollum

The college graduate is presented with a sheepskin to cover his intellectual nakedness. - Robert M. Hutchins

If you steal from one author, it's plagiarism; if you steal from many, it's research. - Wilson Mizner

Give me a guitar, give me a piano, give me a broom and string, I wouldn't get bored anywhere. - Keith Richards

Inflation is as violent as a mugger, as frightening as an armed robber and as deadly as a hit man. - Ronald Reagan

I learned law so well, the day I graduated I used the college, won the case, and got my tuition back. - Fred Allen

Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem. - Bill Vaughan

My aunt gave me a walkie-talkie for my birthday. She says if I'm good, she'll give me the other one next year. - Steven Wright

Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair. - Sam Ewing

Canada is a balloon-puncturing country. You are not really allowed to be an icon unless you also make an idiot of yourself. - Margaret Atwood

I think sleeping was my problem in school. If school had started at four in the afternoon, I'd be a college graduate today. - George Foreman

You don't have to be a genius or a visionary or even a college graduate to be successful. You just need a framework and a dream. - Michael Dell

A cookie store is a bad idea. Besides, the market research reports say America likes crispy cookies, not soft and chewy cookies like you make. - Unknown

I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimer's disease where they slowly began to recover other people's lost memories. - George Carlin

I was thrown out of college during my freshman year, for cheating on my metaphysics final - I looked within the soul of the boy sitting next to me. - Woody Allen


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16-Jan-2021