Auntie Gravity Research

Europe’s new attempts at controlling the economy’s inflation



Auntie Gravity Research

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Love is metaphysical gravity. - R Buckminster Fuller

Conference: Hot air on a high level. - Gerald Barzan

There is no gravity. The earth sucks. - Graffito

Math research is more like a marathon. - Terence Tao

Nobody can be uncheered with a balloon. - Winnie the Pooh

Inflation: everyone's illusion of wealth - Unknown

What is research but a blind date with knowledge? - Will Harvey

Pedestrian: a man whose son is home from college. - Unknown

Why pluck one string when you can strum the guitar? - Aaron Weiss

I've been noticing gravity since I was very young. - Cameron Diaz

You can lead a boy to college but you cannot make him think. - Elbert Hubbard

Anti-social behavior is a trait in a world full of conformists. - Nikola Tesla

Texas is now a cornerstone of the electoral college for Republicans. - Ed Gillespie

Basic research is what I am doing when I don't know what I am doing. - Wernher von Braun

Bacon's not the only thing that's cured by hanging from a string. - Hugh Kingsmill

A thorough knowledge of the Bible is worth more than a college education. - Theodore Roosevelt

College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage. - George Gobel

If we knew what it was we were doing, it wouldn’t be called research. - Albert Einstein

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research. - Steven Wright

I know that this defies the law of gravity, but, you see, I never studied law. - Bugs Bunny

But what has it got in its pocketses, eh? Not string, precious, but not nothing. - Gollum

If we knew what it was we were doing, it would not be called research, would it? - Albert Einstein

The college graduate is presented with a sheepskin to cover his intellectual nakedness. - Robert M. Hutchins

Angels can fly because they take themselves lightly; devils fall because of their gravity. - G K Chesterton

Pull the string, and it will follow wherever you wish. Push it, and it will go nowhere at all. - Dwight D Eisenhower

If a young person has any idealism at all, it's strongest about the time he finishes college. - Sargent Shriver

Inflation is as violent as a mugger, as frightening as an armed robber and as deadly as a hit man. - Ronald Reagan

The guitar is a small orchestra. It is polyphonic. Every string is a different color, a different voice. - Andres Segovia

Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem. - Bill Vaughan

My aunt gave me a walkie-talkie for my birthday. She says if I'm good, she'll give me the other one next year. - Steven Wright

Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair. - Sam Ewing

Canada is a balloon-puncturing country. You are not really allowed to be an icon unless you also make an idiot of yourself. - Margaret Atwood

I think sleeping was my problem in school. If school had started at four in the afternoon, I'd be a college graduate today. - George Foreman

It's a good thing we have gravity or else when birds died they'd just stay right up there. Hunters would be all confused. - Steven Wright

You don't have to be a genius or a visionary or even a college graduate to be successful. You just need a framework and a dream. - Michael Dell

No one undertakes research in physics with the intention of winning a prize. It is the joy of discovering something no one knew before. - Stephen Hawking

A cookie store is a bad idea. Besides, the market research reports say America likes crispy cookies, not soft and chewy cookies like you make. - Unknown

The research rat of the future allows experimentation without manipulation of the real world. This is the cutting edge of modeling technology. - John Spencer

I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimer's disease where they slowly began to recover other people's lost memories. - George Carlin

I was thrown out of college during my freshman year, for cheating on my metaphysics final - I looked within the soul of the boy sitting next to me. - Woody Allen


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15-Aug-2020