Auntie Gravity Research

Europe’s new attempts at controlling the economy’s inflation



Auntie Gravity Research

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Math research is more like a marathon. - Terence Tao

Nobody can be uncheered with a balloon. - Winnie the Pooh

College is a refuge from hasty judgment. - Robert Frost

Inflation: everyone's illusion of wealth - Unknown

Gravity isn't easy, but it's the law. - Unknown

You can't blame gravity for falling in love. - Albert Einstein

What is research but a blind date with knowledge? - Will Harvey

Pedestrian: a man whose son is home from college. - Unknown

I've been noticing gravity since I was very young. - Cameron Diaz

Law of Inflation: Whatever goes up will go up some more. - Kin Hubbard

Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education. - Mark Twain

You can lead a boy to college but you cannot make him think. - Elbert Hubbard

Anti-social behavior is a trait in a world full of conformists. - Nikola Tesla

We can lick gravity, but sometimes the paperwork is overwhelming. - Wernher von Braun

Research is the process of going up alleys to see if they are blind. - Marston Bates

Texas is now a cornerstone of the electoral college for Republicans. - Ed Gillespie

Walking has been ridiculous in college basketball the past 15 years. - Bobby Knight

New research shows that you will be dead longer than you will be alive. - Zig Ziglar

Research is what I'm doing when I don't know what I'm doing. - Wernher Von Braun

Basic research is what I am doing when I don't know what I am doing. - Wernher von Braun

A thorough knowledge of the Bible is worth more than a college education. - Theodore Roosevelt

College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage. - George Gobel

If we knew what it was we were doing, it wouldn’t be called research. - Albert Einstein

If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be called research, would it? - Albert Einstein

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research. - Steven Wright

Research is the historical novelist's map, constraint, and purest energy. - Donald McCaig

If we knew what it was we were doing, it would not be called research, would it? - Albert Einstein

The indignation of politicians is NOT a good measure of the gravity of any situation. - Paul Harvey

Angels can fly because they take themselves lightly; devils fall because of their gravity. - G K Chesterton

If a young person has any idealism at all, it's strongest about the time he finishes college. - Sargent Shriver

Give me a guitar, give me a piano, give me a broom and string, I wouldn't get bored anywhere. - Keith Richards

The guitar is a small orchestra. It is polyphonic. Every string is a different color, a different voice. - Andres Segovia

Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem. - Bill Vaughan

It is mathematical fact that the casting of this pebble from my hand alters the center of gravity of the universe. - Thomas Carlyle

My aunt gave me a walkie-talkie for my birthday. She says if I'm good, she'll give me the other one next year. - Steven Wright

It's a good thing we have gravity or else when birds died they'd just stay right up there. Hunters would be all confused. - Steven Wright

You don't have to be a genius or a visionary or even a college graduate to be successful. You just need a framework and a dream. - Michael Dell

My son really has the spirit of Valentine's Day. When he was in college, he used to send his mother a heart-shaped box of laundry. - Milton Berle

No one undertakes research in physics with the intention of winning a prize. It is the joy of discovering something no one knew before. - Stephen Hawking

The research rat of the future allows experimentation without manipulation of the real world. This is the cutting edge of modeling technology. - John Spencer


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13-Apr-2021