Spot The Clock

The next time you have a thought... let it go. - Ron White

Every time I paint a portrait I lose a friend. - John Singer Sargent

One thing you can't recycle is wasted time. - Unknown

I don't need time. What I need is a deadline. - Duke Ellington

Each time history repeats itself, the price goes up. - Ronald Wright

There's always time for the things you put first. - Unknown

I xeroxed my watch. Now I can give away free watches. - Steven Wright

Being rich is having money, being wealthy is having time. - Stephen Swid

There is never enough time, unless you're serving it. - Malcolm Forbes

A society of sheep must in time beget a government of wolves. - Bertrand de Jouvenel

Success consists of getting up just one more time than you fall. - Unknown

Never give up, for that is just the place and time that the tide will turn. - Harriet Beecher Stowe

A man who dares to waste one hour of time has not discovered the value of life. - Charles Darwin

Our greatest glory is not in never failing, but in rising up every time we fail. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Growing old is no more than a bad habit that a busy person has not time to form. - Andre Maurois

Thank you for sending me a copy of your book - I'll waste no time reading it. - Moses Hadas

It's what you do in your free time that will set you free - or enslave you.
 - Jarod Kintz

The only time a woman wishes she were a year older is when she is expecting a baby. - Mary Marsh

One of the funniest antidotes of all time - you sit there like you're in a comma. - Archie Bunker

Children need the freedom and time to play. Play is not a luxury. Play is a necessity. - Kay R. Jamison

Women have a hard enough time in this world; telling them the truth would be too cruel. - H L Mencken

A man begins cutting his wisdom teeth the first time he bites off more than he can chew. - Herb Caen

Middle Age is the awkward period when Father Time starts catching up with Mother Nature. - Harold Coffin

Canadian hockey fans... They boo me every time I go anywhere. Because I play for Team USA. - Brett Hull

I'm just a lucky slob from Ohio who happened to be in the right place at the right time. - Clark Gable

The ballet toe shoe is one of the few instruments of torture to survive intact into our time. - Unknown

Success does not consist in never making blunders, but in never making the same one a second time. - Josh Billings

I had to have some balls to be Irish Catholic in South London. Most of that time I spent fighting. - Pierce Brosnan

One does not discover new lands without consenting to lose sight of the shore for a very long time. - Andre Gide

A professional is a man who can do his best at a time when he doesn't particularly feel like it. - Alistair Cooke

It is not easy to be crafty and winsome at the same time, and few accomplish it after the age of six. - John W. Gardner

It takes less time to do something right the first time, than it does to explain why you did it wrong. - Unknown

Live a good, honourable life. Then when you get older and think back, you'll enjoy it a second time. - Unknown

Old age is an excellent time for outrage. My goal is to say or do at least one outrageous thing every week. - Maggie Kuhn

I played basketball in high school, and I love watching sports - I'll watch everything except maybe hockey. - Andy Roddick

If you must play, decide on three things at the start: the rules of the game, the stakes, and the quitting time. - Chinese Proverb

The Republicans have all of the cards. And this is the time to get rid of Obamacare. This is the time to make the great deal. - Donald Trump

When my time on Earth is gone and my activities here are past, I want that they should bury me upside down so my critics can kiss my ass. - Bobby Knight

You don't need endless time and perfect conditions. Do it now. Do it today. Do it for twenty minutes and watch your heart start beating. - Barbara Sher

The best way to lose weight is to close your mouth - something very difficult for a politician. Or watch your food - just watch it, don't eat it. - Edward I Kock