Spot The Clock

Now I'm gonna synchrosize the watch. - Archie Bunker

Time sneaks up on you like a windshield on a bug. - John Lithgow

Enjoy life. There's plenty of time to be dead. - Hans Christian Andersen

If you judge people, you have no time to love them. - Mother Teresa

Time goes by fast when you're avoiding homework. - Unknown

I xeroxed my watch. Now I can give away free watches. - Steven Wright

To sway an audience, you must watch them as you speak. - C. Kent Wright

The time to repair the roof is when the sun is shining. - John F Kennedy

Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance. - Unknown

There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want. - Bill Watterson

Politics is for the present, but an equation is for eternity. - Albert Einstein

To watch 24 hours a day through them high-powered spectaculars. - Archie Bunker

My wife is a sex object. Every time I ask for sex, she objects. - Les Dawson

Each time we don't say what we want to say, we're dying. - Yoko Ono

Do something instead of killing time. Because time is killing you. - Paulo Coelho

All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us. - JRR Tolkien

Time is nature's way of keeping everything from happening at once. - Woody Allen

I also do my own processing, so it means a big commitment in lab time. - Leonard Nimoy

If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business. - Joey Adams

All endings are also beginnings - we just don't know it at the time. - Unknown

The best time management strategy: don't find the time, find the why. - Chris Guillebeau

Civilization began the first time an angry person cast a word instead of a rock. - Sigmund Freud

Thank you for sending me a copy of your book - I'll waste no time reading it. - Moses Hadas

As I grow older, I pay less attention to what men say. I just watch what they do. - Andrew Carnegie

Our greatest glory consist not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall. - Oliver Goldsmith

Those who make the worst use of their time are the first to complain of its brevity. - Jean de la Bruyere

The way to deal with the devil of obesity and diabetes is literally one day at a time. - Stephen Furst

A man begins cutting his wisdom teeth the first time he bites off more than he can chew. - Herb Caen

I saw a bank that said "24 Hour Banking", but I don't have that much time. - Steven Wright

If I had a flower for every time I thought of you... I could walk through my garden forever. - Alfred Lord Tennyson

Every time a child is born it brings with it the hope that God is not yet disappointed in man. - Rabindranath Tagore

A person is always startled when he hears himself seriously called an old man for the first time. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

I think and think for months and years. Ninety-nine times, the conclusion is false. The hundredth time I am right. - Albert Einstein

Until you value yourself, you will not value your time. Until you value your time, you will not do anything with it. - M. Scott Peck

I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time". So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance. - Steven Wright

Fairies have to be one thing or the other, because being so small they unfortunately have room for one feeling only at a time. - J.M. Barrie

Q: When is the perfect time?
A: Who can say, but probably somewhere between haste and delay - and it's usually most wise to start today. - Rasheed Ogunlaru

How much replay do we want? Because if you start doing it from the first inning to the ninth inning, you may have to time the game with a calendar. - Joe Torre

Change will not come if we wait for some other person or some other time. We are the ones we've been waiting for. We are the change that we seek. - Barack Obama

There is only one categorical imperative: Act only according to that maxim by which you can at the same time will that it should become universal law. - Immanuel Kant