Spot The Clock

Genuine 100% chromonometer (a watch) - Archie Bunker

Spring is the time of plans and projects. - Leo Tolstoy

The time is always right to do the right thing. - Unknown

Peace is when time doesn't matter as it passes by. - Maria Schell

Time is a great legalizer, even in the field of morals. - H.L. Mencken

Put all your eggs in one basket, and then watch that basket. - Mark Twain

I certainly do not drink all the time. I have to sleep you know. - WC Fields

Every time you have to speak, you are auditioning for leadership. - James Humes

It’s okay to be crazy and scared and brave at the same time! - Kelly Epperson

He who has done his best for his own time has lived for all times. - Friedrich Schiller

A man in love is like a clipped coupon - it's time to cash in. - Mae West

The Republic of China - back in the Olympic Games for the first time. - David Coleman

How do we transform loss? Time's healing balm is essentially a hoax. - August Wilson

Never give up, for that is just the place and time that the tide will turn. - Harriet Beecher Stowe

What is human life? The first third a good time; the rest remembering about it. - Mark Twain

Civilization began the first time an angry person cast a word instead of a rock. - Sigmund Freud

It takes less time to do a thing right, than it does to explain why you did it wrong. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Lack of direction, not lack of time, is the problem. We all have twenty-four hour days. - Zig Ziglar

Winning is coming in fourth, exhausted but excited because you came in fifth last time. - Denis Waltley

A man begins cutting his wisdom teeth the first time he bites off more than he can chew. - Herb Caen

I learned a long time ago in Hollywood that the only person I should vote for is myself. - Jack Nicholson

I look carefully the second time into those things that I am most certain of the first time. - Josh Billings

I'm very proud of my gold pocket watch. My grandfather, on his deathbed, sold me his watch. - Woody Allen

The more sand has escaped from the hourglass of our life, the clearer we should see through it. - Niccolo Machiavelli

In the long run, the pessimist may be proved right, but the optimist has a better time on the trip. - Unknown

A professional is a man who can do his best at a time when he doesn't particularly feel like it. - Alistair Cooke

I don't have an alarm clock. If someone needs to wake me up, then I have my BlackBerry next to me. - Mark Zuckerberg

This time I wouldn't forget him, because I couldn't ever forgive him - for breaking my heart twice. - James Patterson

Failure happens all the time. It happens every day in practice. What makes you better is how you react to it. - Mia Hamm

He is accelerating all the time. That last lap was run in sixty-four seconds, and the one before in sixty-two. - David Coleman

Worrying is a waste of time. It doesn't change anything. It messes with your mind and steals your happiness. - Unknown

Time and trouble will tame an advanced young woman, but an advanced old woman is uncontrollable by any earthly force. - Dorothy L Sayers

My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself. - Henny Youngman

But, with time, one has encountered many of the monsters, and one is increasingly less terrified of those still to be met. - Kay Redfield Jamison

Audiences everywhere are tough. They don't have time to be bored or brow beaten by orthodox, old fashioned advertising. - Craig Davis

I took a course in speed reading. Then I got Reader's Digest on microfilm. By the time I got the machine set up, I was done. - Steven Wright

When my wife says she'll be ready in 5 minutes, I know I have just enough time to fly to space and write a poem on the moon before we go. - Mike Vanatta

Lawyers have the singular distinction of being able to play the hero and villain at the same time. Depending on where you stand in a courthouse. - Lenox Mhlanga

I've never been able to grow an organ back," Lana said. "Last time I tried... Let's just hope you don't end up with whip eyes. - Michael Grant

Dogs display reluctance and wrath
If you try to give them a bath;
They bury bones in hideaways
And half the time they trot sideaways. - Ogden Nash