Sorry About The Mess

Going to the woods is going home. - John Muir

Nature is not a place to visit. It is home. - Gary Snyder

Operatics: Bugs that live in an opera house - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Maybe I should just go home and ride my tractor. - Chuck Grassley

Home is any four walls that enclose the right person. - Helen Rowland

The ornament of a house is the friends who frequent it. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

He that troubleth his own house shall inherit the wind. - The Bible

God is at home, it's we who have gone out for a walk. - Meister Eckhart

A house with old furniture has no need of ghosts to be haunted. - Hope Mirrlees

I suppose I could have stayed home and baked cookies and had teas. - Hillary Clinton

Home is the place where, when you have to go there, they have to take you in. - Robert Frost

On stage I make love to twenty five thousand people; and then I go home alone. - Janis Joplin

The structure of a play is always the story of how the birds come home to roost. - Arthur Miller

The power of finding beauty in the humblest things makes home happy and life lovely. - Louisa May Alcott

Do you know what White House correspondents call actors who pose as reporters? Anchors. - Jay Leno

I'll bring ya a bottle of champagne. Maybe I'll even bring home a whole maggot. - Archie Bunker

Now that the House of Commons is trying to become useful, it does a great deal of harm. - Oscar Wilde

Mother is the heartbeat in the home; and without her, there seems to be no heart throb. - Leroy Brownlow

Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home. - Bill Cosby

I want a house with a garden, but slap bang in the centre of London. Next door to a sushi bar. - Michelle Dockery

Crafting fills my life, and my closets, and my drawers, and every empty tote bag in the house. - Unknown

It's not my fault I was dragged out of my house by a mob and forced to predict the weather. - Punxsutawney Phil

He hath eaten me out of house and home; he hath put all my substance into that fat belly of his. - William Shakespeare

No guest is so welcome in a friend's house that he will not become a nuisance after three days. - Plautus

She did not know where her home was anymore, and this idea didn’t frighten her like it should. - T.M. Williams

Window Screen: 1. A device to prevent the escape of insects; 2. A device for keeping flies in the house. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

One of television's great contributions is that it brought murder back into the home, where it belongs. - Alfred Hitchcock

My cell phone is acting up - I keep pressing the home button but when I look around, I'm still at work. - Unknown

The Honourable Lady was once an egg and people on both sides of this House greatly regret its fertilisation. - Nicholas Fairbairn

I don't want to end up in an old folks' home wearing incompetence pads. I'm still compost mentis. - Harriet Wynn

Career Woman: One who goes out and earns a man's salary instead of sitting at home and taking it away from him - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car. - Jessica Pare

The ordinary acts we practice every day at home are of more importance to the soul than their simplicity might suggest. - Thomas Moore

My house is on the median strip of a highway. You don't really notice, except I have to leave the driveway doing 60 MPH. - Steven Wright

I have a microwave fireplace in my house... The other night I laid down in front of the fire for the evening in two minutes. - Steven Wright

Talking is a hydrant in the yard and writing is a faucet upstairs in the house. Opening the first takes the pressure off the second. - Robert Frost

I was born by Caesarian section... but not so you'd notice. It's just that when I leave a house, I go out through the window. - Steven Wright

Home is a name, a word, it is a strong one; stronger than magician ever spoke, or spirit ever answers to, in the strongest conjuration. - Charles Dickens

At fifty, the madwoman in the attic breaks loose, stomps down the stairs, and sets fire to the house. She won't be imprisoned anymore. - Erica Jong

Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell