This is a Houston apartment, found during a recent hurricane evacuation inspection. By the looks of the stained couch cushions, she didn’t move very far from here. This is NOT hurricane damage - the apartment was found this way prior to the hurricane. ![]() Hard to believe there wasn’t a fire with all the cigarettes. Did this woman ever hear of an ashtray? Nope - empty soda cups will do... ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() All the Febreze, Clorox and bleach in the world isn’t going to help this mess! ![]() NOOOOOOOOO - not the computer!!! ![]() Notice the small “butt free” area around the bottom of the mouse where her hand rubbed the mouse pad, and what keys on the keyboard that were used... ![]() Here come the gross parts... ![]() I’m sure she had intentions of cleaning, but probably put it off till tomorrow... ![]() I don’t want to even think what that pile on the sink is... ![]() Always room for more pizza and do-nuts! ![]() ![]() Remember when you last said to a visitor, “Sorry about the mess, I haven’t done my cleaning yet today!” After looking at this, it’s safe to say that your house is not so bad after all... Homemade dishes drive one from home. - Thomas Hood In the ant's house, the dew is a flood. - Danish Proverb Operatics: Bugs that live in an opera house - Daffynitions joe-ks.com He'd go through the house like Typhoon Mary. - Archie Bunker The ornament of a house is the friends who frequent it. - Ralph Waldo Emerson He's got that big house to maintain in San Clemency. - Archie Bunker You see much more of your children once they leave home. - Lucille Ball God is at home, it's we who have gone out for a walk. - Meister Eckhart Traveling in the company of those we love is home in motion. - Leigh Hunt A consultant is an ordinary man away from home giving advice. - Oscar Wilde I have so much hair, I have a separate wig closet in my house. - Sherri Shepherd To be happy in the home is the ultimate result of all ambition. - Samuel Johnson I still close my eyes and go home... I can always draw from that. - Dolly Parton It's very hard to make a home for a man if he's always in it. - Winifred Kirkland There's no need for a piece of sculpture in a home that has a cat. - Wesley Bates Hidin' out in the house all the time, like some Bantam of the Opera. - Archie Bunker I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man, I keep his house. - Zsa Zsa Gabor My friend Sam has one leg. I went to his house. I couldn't go up the stairs. - Steven Wright I wouldn't run for President. I wouldn't want to move to a smaller house. - Bono Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's house unless they have a well-stocked bar. - WC Fields The English should give Ireland home rule - and reserve the motion picture rights. - Will Rogers A person is happiest whether they be rich or poor, when there is peace in their home. - Unknown Do you know what White House correspondents call actors who pose as reporters? Anchors. - Jay Leno Now that the House of Commons is trying to become useful, it does a great deal of harm. - Oscar Wilde I love cats because I enjoy my home, and little by little they become its visible soul. - Jean Cocteau Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond Home life as we understand it is no more natural to us than a cage is natural to a cockatoo. - George Bernard Shaw I want a house with a garden, but slap bang in the centre of London. Next door to a sushi bar. - Michelle Dockery In my house on the ceilings I have paintings of the rooms above, so I never have to go upstairs. - Steven Wright Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget for a butler. - WC Fields Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house. - Rod Stewart No one realizes how beautiful it is to travel until he comes home and rests his head on his old, familiar pillow. - Lin Yutang Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate. What's going to happen to us with both a Senate and a House? - Will Rogers Career Woman: One who goes out and earns a man's salary instead of sitting at home and taking it away from him - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Middle age is when you're faced with two temptations and you choose the one that will get you home by nine o'clock. - Ronald Reagan I am like a pelican of the wilderness: I am like an owl of the desert. I watch, and am as a sparrow alone upon the house-top. - Bible Television is an invention that permits you to be entertained in your living room by people you wouldn't have in your home. - David Frost Vacation Time: That period when the flowers in the home garden are at their best and only the neighbours are around to enjoy them - Daffynitions joe-ks.com One need not be a chamber to be haunted; One need not be a house; The brain has corridors surpassing Material place. - Emily Dickinson I have an answering machine in my car. It says, "I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out." - Steven Wright see also Stress Section Hoarder Car It’s All Mine Light Beer House Where’s The Remote? |
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