Sorry About The Mess

“Housekeeper of the Year” award goes to...


This is a Houston apartment, found during a recent hurricane evacuation
inspection. By the looks of the stained couch cushions, she didn’t move
very far from here. This is NOT hurricane damage -
the apartment was found this way prior to the hurricane.
House hoarders - saving room for cigarette butts

Hard to believe there wasn’t a fire with all the cigarettes.
Did this woman ever hear of an ashtray? Nope - empty soda cups will do...
House hoarders - room full of garbage



All the Febreze, Clorox and bleach in the world isn’t going to help this mess!
House hoarders - kitchen leftovers

NOOOOOOOOO - not the computer!!!
House hoarders - computer cigarette butts

Notice the small “butt free” area around the bottom of the mouse where her
hand rubbed the mouse pad, and what keys on the keyboard that were used...
House hoarders - computer keyboard butts

Here come the gross parts...
House hoarders - bathroom butts

I’m sure she had intentions of cleaning, but probably put it off till tomorrow...
House hoarders - more bathroom butts

I don’t want to even think what that pile on the sink is...
House hoarders - and more bathroom butts and garbage

Always room for more pizza and do-nuts!
House hoarders - leftover food bonanza

House hoarders - mountain of garbage

Remember when you last said to a visitor,
“Sorry about the mess, I haven’t done my cleaning yet today!”
After looking at this, it’s safe to say that your house is not so bad after all...

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Homemade dishes drive one from home. - Thomas Hood

In the ant's house, the dew is a flood. - Danish Proverb

Operatics: Bugs that live in an opera house - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

He'd go through the house like Typhoon Mary. - Archie Bunker

The ornament of a house is the friends who frequent it. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

He's got that big house to maintain in San Clemency. - Archie Bunker

You see much more of your children once they leave home. - Lucille Ball

God is at home, it's we who have gone out for a walk. - Meister Eckhart

Traveling in the company of those we love is home in motion. - Leigh Hunt

A consultant is an ordinary man away from home giving advice. - Oscar Wilde

I have so much hair, I have a separate wig closet in my house. - Sherri Shepherd

To be happy in the home is the ultimate result of all ambition. - Samuel Johnson

I still close my eyes and go home... I can always draw from that. - Dolly Parton

It's very hard to make a home for a man if he's always in it. - Winifred Kirkland

There's no need for a piece of sculpture in a home that has a cat. - Wesley Bates

Hidin' out in the house all the time, like some Bantam of the Opera. - Archie Bunker

I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man, I keep his house. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

My friend Sam has one leg. I went to his house. I couldn't go up the stairs. - Steven Wright

I wouldn't run for President. I wouldn't want to move to a smaller house. - Bono

Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's house unless they have a well-stocked bar. - WC Fields

The English should give Ireland home rule - and reserve the motion picture rights. - Will Rogers

A person is happiest whether they be rich or poor, when there is peace in their home. - Unknown

Do you know what White House correspondents call actors who pose as reporters? Anchors. - Jay Leno

Now that the House of Commons is trying to become useful, it does a great deal of harm. - Oscar Wilde

I love cats because I enjoy my home, and little by little they become its visible soul. - Jean Cocteau

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

Home life as we understand it is no more natural to us than a cage is natural to a cockatoo. - George Bernard Shaw

I want a house with a garden, but slap bang in the centre of London. Next door to a sushi bar. - Michelle Dockery

In my house on the ceilings I have paintings of the rooms above, so I never have to go upstairs. - Steven Wright

Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget for a butler. - WC Fields

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house. - Rod Stewart

No one realizes how beautiful it is to travel until he comes home and rests his head on his old, familiar pillow. - Lin Yutang

Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate.
What's going to happen to us with both a Senate and a House? - Will Rogers

Career Woman: One who goes out and earns a man's salary instead of sitting at home and taking it away from him - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Middle age is when you're faced with two temptations and you choose the one that will get you home by nine o'clock. - Ronald Reagan

I am like a pelican of the wilderness: I am like an owl of the desert. I watch, and am as a sparrow alone upon the house-top. - Bible

Television is an invention that permits you to be entertained in your living room by people you wouldn't have in your home. - David Frost

Vacation Time: That period when the flowers in the home garden are at their best and only the neighbours are around to enjoy them - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

One need not be a chamber to be haunted;
One need not be a house;
The brain has corridors surpassing
Material place. - Emily Dickinson

I have an answering machine in my car. It says, "I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out." - Steven Wright


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03-Jul-2022