Halifax Pirate

Maritime Museum of the Atlantic, Halifax, Nova Scotia

What happens to unruly tourists in Nova Scotia



Hanging of a Halifax Pirate





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Canada is hockey. - Mike Weir

Hanging: A suspended sentence - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Hanging around my neck like an albacross. - Archie Bunker

When fate hands you a lemon, make lemonade. - Dale Carnegie

When fate arrives the physician becomes a fool. - Arabic proverb

Anyone can steer the ship when the sea is calm. - Publilius Syrus

A lot of people attack the sea. I make love to it. - Jacques Cousteau

They are not free who drag their chains after them. - French Proverb

Education is hanging around until you've caught on. - Robert Frost

Canada is a great country, one of the hopes of the world. - Jack Layton

Canada is not the party. Its the apartment above the party. - Craig Ferguson

The best thing I know between France and England is the sea. - Douglas Jerrold

It is the hour to rend thy chains, the blossom time of souls. - Katharine L Bates

Canada has never been a melting pot; more like a tossed salad. - Arnold Edinborough

Kids. They're not easy. But there has to be some penalty for sex. - Bill Maher

I've only been to these foreign countries: Canada, L.A. and Miami. - Larry the Cable Guy

Bacon's not the only thing that's cured by hanging from a string. - Hugh Kingsmill

A woman knows the face of the man she loves as a sailor knows the open sea. - Honore de Balzac

You can't play hockey with a bald spot, so I'm hanging up the skates. - Joe Sakic

Man may be the captain of his fate, but is also the victim of his blood sugar. - Wilfrid G. Oakley

Charity followed the pirate. To salvation or to hell, she would soon find out. - Tamara Hughes

When you think of hockey, when you think of Canada, you think of Wayne Gretzky. - Joe Sakic

Life's pretty good, and why wouldn't it be? I'm a pirate, after all. - Johnny Depp

To punish me for my contempt of authority, fate has made me an authority myself. - Albert Einstein

Politicians who complain about the media are like sailors who complain about the sea. - Enoch Powell

She would stay there, flying across the sea like a mermaid with wings, until the end. - Natalia Marx

I'm kinda disapointed that Canada isn't like the South Park movie said it was. - Joel Madden

They are all discoverers that think there is no land, when they can see nothing but sea. - Francis Bacon

What separates the winners from the losers is how a person reacts to each new twist of fate. - Donald Trump

Language is our meeting place, the sea we live in... it is the common ground of our humanity. - Toby Wolfe

We don't come to Canada for our health. We can think of other ways of enjoying ourselves. - Prince Philip

In two decades I've lost a total of 789 pounds. I should be hanging from a charm bracelet. - Erma Bombeck

So often times it happens that we live our lives in chains and we never even know we have the key. - the Eagles

If the national mental illness of the United States is megalomania, that of Canada is paranoid schizophrenia. - Margaret Atwood

Canada has given us John Candy and Martin Short and Bill Shatner and Lord knows how many other wonderful performers. - Jamie Farr

I love Canada. It makes a nice hat for America. When America runs out of water, it's the first place I'll go. - Ryan Reynolds

The nice thing about being detained in Canada is it's like being in a Days Inn; it's very clean and very nice. - Bill Ayers

It's better to swim in the sea below
Than to swing in the air and feed the crow,
Says jolly Ned Teach of Bristol. - Benjamin Franklin

God moves in a mysterious way
His wonders to perform;
He plants His footsteps in the sea
And rides upon the storm. - William Cowper

Canada is like an old cow. The West feeds it. Ontario and Quebec milk it. And you can well imagine what it's doing in the Maritimes. - Tommy Douglas


see also   Canada  Section
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07-Jul-2020