Halifax Pirate

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Property is robbery. - Latin Proverb

Art is a revolt against fate. - Andre Malraux

Scotland is the Canada of England. - Rainn Wilson

In Canada, things are very honest. - Jim Pattison

Kisses are a better fate than wisdom. - e e cummings

A smooth sea never made a skilled sailor. - English Proverb

Man is born free, and everywhere he is in chains. - Jean-Jacques Rousseau

A book must be the ax for the frozen sea within us. - Franz Kafka

If you want to get my attention, wear a pirate outfit. - Michelle Branch

Education is hanging around until you've caught on. - Robert Frost

I grew up working in Canada so everything was low budget. - Ellen Page

Canada is not the party. Its the apartment above the party. - Craig Ferguson

They who dive in the sea of affliction, bring up rare pearls. - Charles H. Spurgeon

I might survive a few days at sea. Probably not as long as Pi. - Suraj Sharma

In Canada, nobody is ever overthrown because nobody gives a damn. - Mordecai Richler

You have to know a man awfully well in Canada to know his surname. - John Buchan

I've only been to these foreign countries: Canada, L.A. and Miami. - Larry the Cable Guy

For our immediate family and relatives, Canada was a land of opportunity. - Sidney Altman

Life is like stepping onto a boat which is about to sail out to sea and sink. - Shunryi Suzuki-roshi

Charity followed the pirate. To salvation or to hell, she would soon find out. - Tamara Hughes

When you think of hockey, when you think of Canada, you think of Wayne Gretzky. - Joe Sakic

As far as single payer, it works in Canada. It works incredibly well in Scotland. - Donald Trump

There is more treasure in books than all the pirate's loot on treasure island. - Walt Disney

Is this chicken or is this fish? I know it's tuna but it says chicken of the sea. - Jessica Simpson

I'm kinda disapointed that Canada isn't like the South Park movie said it was. - Joel Madden

Suddenly you're like a pirate, you're 65 years old and you've got an earring. - Fred Willard

Language is our meeting place, the sea we live in... it is the common ground of our humanity. - Toby Wolfe

In two decades I've lost a total of 789 pounds. I should be hanging from a charm bracelet. - Erma Bombeck

In Pierre Elliott Trudeau, Canada has at last produced a political leader worthy of assassination. - Irving Layton

To say my fate is not tied to your fate is like saying, "Your end of the boat is sinking." - Hugh Downs

Love one another, but make not a bond of love. Let it rather be a moving sea between the shores of your souls. - Kahlil Gibran

Just keep hanging your steamers over there. You're the one who got me into this whole expensive party here. - Archie Bunker

I have a huge interest in hockey because I grew up in Canada, where it's kind of the law that you love hockey. - Matthew Perry

I love Canada. It makes a nice hat for America. When America runs out of water, it's the first place I'll go. - Ryan Reynolds

The nice thing about being detained in Canada is it's like being in a Days Inn; it's very clean and very nice. - Bill Ayers

Canada is a balloon-puncturing country. You are not really allowed to be an icon unless you also make an idiot of yourself. - Margaret Atwood

In any world menu, Canada must be considered the vichyssoise of nations - it's cold, half-French, and difficult to stir. - Stuart Keate

When we save the rain forest, the polar bear, and Al Gore, we should party so hard that Canada calls the cops on us for noise. - Paula Poundstone

Canceled checks will be to future historians and cultural anthropologists what the Dead Sea Scrolls and hieroglyphics are to us. - Brent Staples

The poor themselves can create a poverty-free world. All we have to do is to free them from the chains that we have put around them. - Muhammad Yunus


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