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Bandage Art

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Life is brief, art is long. - Hippocrates

Society is a hospital of incurables. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Tea is a religion of the art of life. - Okakura Kakuzo

All great art comes from a sense of outrage. - Glenn Close

Panic plays no part in the training of a nurse. - Elizabeth Kenny

My doctor tells me I got a communications disease. - Archie Bunker

Life imitates Art far more than Art imitates Life. - Oscar Wilde

Magic: An art of converting superstition into coin - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The 'Earth' without art is just 'eh'. - Unknown

Interpretation is the revenge of the intellect upon art. - Susan Sontag

Works of art make rules; rules do not make works of art. - Claude Debussy

Life doesn't imitate art; it imitates bad television. - Woody Allen

Ireland is a fruitful mother of genius, but a barren nurse. - Unknown

In France, cooking is a serious art form and a national sport. - Julia Child

The art of mothering is to teach the art of living to children. - Elaine Heffner

The new job of art is to sit on the wall and get more expensive. - Robert Hughes

Art doesn't reproduce the visible but rather makes it visible. - Paul Klee

Homer has taught all other poets the art of telling lies skillfully. - Aristotle

Confucius say: "Man who want pretty nurse, must be patient." - Unknown

If thou art a master, be sometimes blind; if a servant, sometimes deaf. - Thomas Fuller

The art of leadership is saying no, not yes. It is very easy to say yes. - Tony Blair

The great art of life is sensation; to feel that we exist, even in pain. - Lord Byron

The art of life is to know how to enjoy a little and to endure very much. - William Hazlitt

Acting is merely the art of keeping a large group of people from coughing. - Ralph Richardson

Life is the art of drawing sufficient conclusions from insufficient premises. - Samuel Butler

In art, the hand can never execute anything higher than the heart can inspire. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A hospital should also have a recovery room adjoining the cashier's office. - Francis O'Walsh

Grantartica: The cold, isolated place where art companies dwell without funding - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Barium: 1. What Doctors do when treatment fails; 2. What you do when CPR fails. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Propaganda is the art of persuading others of what you don't believe yourself. - Abba Eban

I love contemporary art, although I wouldn't want a pickled shark in my house. - Bruno Tonioli

Life is short, art long, opportunity fleeting, experience treacherous, judgment difficult. - Hypocrites

I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course. - Groucho Marx

A blind man can make art if what is in his mind can be passed to another mind in some tangible form. - Sol LeWitt

The doctor sees all the weakness of mankind, the lawyer all the wickedness, the theologian all the stupidity. - Arthur Schopenhauer

Marriage always demands the greatest understanding of the art of insincerity possible between two human beings. - Vicki Baum

'Tis not always in a physician's power to cure the sick; at times the disease is stronger than trained art. - Ovid

Outcomes rarely turn on grand gestures or the art of the deal, but on whether you've sent someone a thank-you note. - Bernie Brillstein

I went to the doctor because I'd swallowed a bottle of sleeping pills. My doctor told me to have a few drinks and get some rest. - Rodney Dangerfield

Art is the window to man's soul. Without it, he would never be able to see beyond his immediate world; nor could the world see the man within. - Claudia Johnson


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10-Jul-2020