Fly in the Toilet

Who says you can’t potty train a man?



When I went to the men’s room in the Amsterdam Airport Schiphol,
I saw the fly and didn’t think much about it.
Now I know why it was there!
Fly in the Urinal Process Control

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Only you can control your future. - Dr. Seuss

Control your own destiny or someone else will. - Jack Welch

The good life is a process, not a state of being. - Carl Rogers

Never drive faster than your guardian angel can fly. - Unknown

Years fly by, but the heart stays in the same place. - Harlan Coben

Nothing really sets human nature free but self-control. - Paul Bottome

Igloo: 1. An icicle built for two; 2. An Alaskan toilet. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Endangered forests are being slaughtered for toilet paper. - Daphne Zuniga

For those determined to fly, having no wings is just a little detail. - Unknown

If you are looking for a fly in your food, it means that you are full. - South Africa Proverb

Thank God men cannot as yet fly and lay waste the sky as well as the earth. - Henry David Thoreau

Rockets often spiral out of control if you put too much propellant in them. - Steve Jurvetson

I threw the kitchen sink at him, but he went to the bathroom and got his tub. - Andy Roddick

Have you noticed that all the people in favor of birth control are already born? - Benny Hill

I know of only one bird (the parrot) that talks; and it can't fly very high. - Wilbur Wright

The most effective form of birth control I know is spending the day with my kids. - Jill Bensley

It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up. - Muhammad Ali

The wise man should be prepared for everything that does not lie within his control. - Pythagoras

Hold fast to dreams, for if dreams die, life is a broken-winged bird that cannot fly. - Lanston Hughes

I'd rather be able to face myself in the bathroom mirror than be rich and famous. - Ani DiFranco

He who waits for a roast duck to fly into his mouth must wait a very, very long time. - Chinese Proverb

My fault, my failure, is not in the passions I have, but in my lack of control of them. - Jack Kerouac

We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress. - Will Rogers

I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom. - Bob Hope

Angels can fly because they take themselves lightly; devils fall because of their gravity. - G K Chesterton

Music Lover: A man, who upon hearing a soprano in the bathroom, puts his ear to the keyhole - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball. - Doug Larson

I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom. - Eoin Colfer

I'm a human being and I fall in love and sometimes I don't have control of every situation. - Beyonce

If you can't describe what you are doing as a process, you don't know what you're doing. - W. Edwards Deming

Field hockey is my strongest sport, and if I lose a game, I take a long, hot bath and moan about it. - Emma Watson

Hope is some extraordinary spiritual grace that God gives us to control our fears, not to oust them. - Vincent McNabb

Learn to close your eyes and trust. Learn to open your heart and love. Learn to take the risk and fly. - Maxime Lagace

Window Screen: 1. A device to prevent the escape of insects; 2. A device for keeping flies in the house. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Charity is not like feeding pigeons in the square. It is a process that requires professional management. - Roman Abramovich

I don't run restaurants that are out of control. We are about establishing phenomenal footholdings with talent. - Gordon Ramsay

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
So just what are time flies, and why do they fly like an arrow? - Groucho Marx

Yoga is invigoration in relaxation. Freedom in routine. Confidence through self control. Energy within and energy without. - Ymber Delecto

Quality Control: The process of testing one out of every 1,000 units coming off a production line to make sure that at least one out of 100 works - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My wife was a make-up artist, and she's a total product junkie. Our bathroom is packed full of lotions and potions so I end up trying them out. - Robert Carlyle


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16-Jan-2022