Beerful Church

A Church where communion takes priority

Bubba likes to stare all day long at this beer-eautiful cathedral



Church sculpture made from beer bottles

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Beer speaks. People mumble. - Tony McGee

Payday came and with it beer. - Rudyard Kipling

I work until beer o'clock. - Stephen King

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. - Unknown

Beer. Now there's a temporary solution. - Homer Simpson

Holy Mackerel: Fish served at Church supper - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Draft Dodger: Someone who avoids beer on tap. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Beer: The method of turning grain into urine. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Bladder: The human apparatus that pays the tax on beer - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. - Benjamin Franklin

Where God has his church, the Devil will have his chapel. - Spanish Proverb

What two ideas are more inseparable than Beer and Britannia? - Sydney Smith

Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Wilhelm II

Today's church wants to be raptured from responsibility. - Leonard Ravenhill

I never drank anything stronger than beer before I was twelve. - WC Fields

For the man who prays in his heart, the whole world is a church. - Sylvain of Athos

Throwing bricks and bottles, it's like a regular inserruption. - Archie Bunker

Ah, good ol' trustworthy beer. My love for you will never die. - Homer Simpson

Give me a woman who truly loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Kaiser Willhelm II

In an urban environment, a church building is a thing of the past. - Mark Batterson

I once heard a preacher who sorely tempted me to go to church no more. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I've had a lot of luck. If I didn't I'd be washing bottles in Russia. - Marat Safin

You can always borrow a corkscrew from a member of the Protestant Episcopal Church. - Chauncey Depew

The first time I sang in the Church choir, two hundred people changed their religion. - Fred Allen

Kidney: 1. Midpoint of a child's leg; 2. An organ used to convert beer into urine. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The church is close, but the road is icey. The tavern is far, but I will walk carefully. - Russian Proverb

The less Holy Spirit we have, the more cake and coffee we need to keep the church going. - Reinhard Bonnke

An Irishman after trying American beer for the first time: "Put it back in the horse!" - Unknown

He was of the faith chiefly in the sense that the church he currently did not attend was Catholic. - Kingsley Amis

Most people have some sort of religion, at least they know which church they're staying away from. - John Erskine

Going to Church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you an automobile. - Billy Sunday

An angel is a spiritual creature created by God without a body for the service of Christendom and the church. - Leo Rosten

Some wish to live within the sound of church or chapel bell; I want to run a rescue shop within a yard of hell. - C.T. Studd

You must mind and not lower the Church in people's eyes by seeming to be frightened about it for such a little thing. - George Eliot

Some movie stars wear their sunglasses even in Church. They're afraid God might recognize them and ask for autographs. - Fred Allen

Not all chemicals are bad. Without hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. - Dave Barry

Mancation: A man's vacation. Generally includes lots of beer, a Redneck grill, slabs of meat for cooking and a sack of fireworks. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It is with narrow-souled people as with narrow-necked bottles: the less they have in them, the more noise they make in pouring it out. - Alexander Pope

People are so shocked when they find... out I am Protestant. I am Presbyterian. And I go to church, and I love God, and I love my church. - Donald Trump

Some keep the Sabbath going to Church
I keep it, staying at Home
With a Bobolink for a Chorister
And an Orchard for a Dome - Emily Dickinson


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27-Jun-2022