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When you’re tire-d of changing nuts at the mental asylum

A man was driving down the road when his tire blew out and he had to pull over to the side of the road. Turned out he was right in front of the local mental asylum.

He got out of the car, jacked it up off the ground, and removed the bad tire. He put the lug nuts in a paper coffee cup so he wouldn’t lose them, but when he stood up he accidentally kicked the cup over and the lug nuts rolled into a nearby culvert.

Unable to pry up the culvert cover, the man lamented to himself, “Darn, what am I gonna do now?”

Just then a resident of the asylum, who had witnessed the whole episode, said, “Hey mister, why not just take a lug nut off each of the other three tires and put those nuts on your spare?”

The man, amazed, said, “That was brilliant. Why the heck are you in there?”

The patient replied, “I’m in here because I’m crazy… not stupid.”


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23-May-2022