Heart Attack
New hope for brain-dead people

An elderly man suffered a massive heart attack.

The family drove wildly to get him to the emergency room.

After what seemed like a very long wait, the E.R. Doctor appeared, wearing his scrubs and a long face.

Sadly, he said, “I’m afraid he is brain-dead, but his heart is still beating.”

“Oh, Dear,” cried his wife, her hands clasped against her cheeks with shock. “We’ve never had a Democrat in the family before!”


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21-Sep-2021