![]() ![]() Oil and truth will get uppermost at last. - Proverb Then you add two forkfuls of cooking oil. - The French Chef What is this, an audience or an oil painting? - Milton Berle Content is fire and social media is gasoline. - Jay Baer Bikes don't leak oil, they mark their territory. - Unknown Formula for success: rise early, work hard, strike oil. - J Paul Getty Oil is drowning our oceans and drowning our boreal forests. - Winona LaDuke You used so much oil the U.S. is trying to invade the plate. - Gordon Ramsay Stay up and really burn the midnight oil. There are no compromises. - Leontyne Price I was a great student at a great school, Wharton School of Finance. - Donald Trump Advice is like castor oil, easy enough to give but dreadful uneasy to take. - Josh Billings May you have warmth in your igloo, oil in your lamp, and peace in your heart. - Eskimo Proverb From every Englishman emanates a kind of gas, the deadly choke-lamp of boredom. - Heinrich Heine Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them? - George Carlin It is wise to apply the refined oil of politeness to the mechanism of friendship. - Colette Here lies the body of Jonathan Blake. Stepped on the gas instead of the brake. - Jonathan Blake The squeaky wheel may get the most oil, but it's also the first to be replaced. - Marilyn Vos Savant Drill for oil? You mean drill into the ground to try and find oil? You're crazy. - Unknown I don't know what that gas is made of, but it can't smell any worse than Ernie Johnson 's gym bag. - Charles Barkley The wonderful world of home appliances now makes it possible to cook indoors with charcoal and outdoors with gas. - Bill Vaughan To an entrepreneur, closing a financing often feels like the end of a marathon. It's actually the starting gun. - Andy Dunn I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. - Steven Wright The reason gas prices are so high is because the oil is in Texas and Oklahoma and all the dipsticks are in Washington. - Yakov Smirnoff A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere. - Jay Shetty I like simple food, seasoned with just salt, pepper, oil and vinegar. Complicated food and complicated lives are never good. - Sirio Maccioni Moses took us Israelis forty years through the desert in order to bring us to the one spot in the Middle East that has no oil. - Golda Meir Finance functions lose the potential to steer their organizations to success when they defer performance management to other functions. - Jack Alexander Every essential oil has a healing purpose. I think it's a great gift because it's something that elevates your mood and your health. - Yolanda Hadid Oil prices have fallen lately. We include this news for the benefit of gas stations, which otherwise wouldn't learn of it for six months. - Bill Tammeus Money is like gasoline during a road trip. You don't want to run out of gas on your trip, but you're not doing a tour of gas stations. - Tim O'Reilly see also Finance, Stress & Travel Sections 5 Dollars of Gas After-Gas Piggy Bank Benefits of High Gas Prices Drink, Don’t Drive! Financial Planning for Retirement Gas Coupon Gas Prices Around The World Gas Prices’ Effect on Gas Stations How To Conserve Gas When Gas Costs Too Much |
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