“There’s one thing I don’t understand,” the passenger said to the pilot on the red eye night flight. “How do you fly in the dark?”
“Well,” answered the pilot, “there’s a light on the left wing, a light on the right wing, and a light on the tail. All I have to do is keep the plane between the lights.”
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