joe-ks.com

Crisco
What affectionate nickname do you have for your spouse?

A little old lady is walking around in a supermarket calling out, “Crisco, Crisssssssco!”

Soon an assistant manager approaches and says, “Ma’am, the Crisco is in aisle 3.”

The old lady replies, “Oh, I’m not looking for the cooking stuff. I’m calling my husband. He’s in here somewhere.”

The clerk is astonished. “Your husband’s name is Crisco?”

The old lady answers, “Oh, no. I only call him that when we’re out in public.”

“I see,” said the clerk. “What do you call him at home?”

“Lard ass.”


see also   Relationship  &  Shopping  Sections

 

Custer's Last Stand?

Hand Held Tourist

Curly Heels

Bottle Sneakret

Removed Posts

Second Hand Work

Ostrich Fill Up

Calory Bomb

Interuption Charge

Reach For Your Dreams

Perception

Jeopardy Measuring Cup

All We Have To Do Is Stand Up

Vacuum Extender

BrownEes

Chinese Puzzle Car

Always Give 100% At Work

Ancient Politician

My Toaster Is Broken

Shining Stars
Full list of creditsFacebookTwitterDiggStumbleUponDelicious

29-Jun-2022