A little old lady is walking around in a supermarket calling out, “Crisco, Crisssssssco!” Soon an assistant manager approaches and says, “Ma’am, the Crisco is in aisle 3.” The old lady replies, “Oh, I’m not looking for the cooking stuff. I’m calling my husband. He’s in here somewhere.” The clerk is astonished. “Your husband’s name is Crisco?” The old lady answers, “Oh, no. I only call him that when we’re out in public.” “I see,” said the clerk. “What do you call him at home?” “Lard ass.” see also   Relationship  &  Shopping  Sections   Don't Want Your Child To Text And Drive? Redneck Porch Lights Party Frog Cloud Computing Mobile Phones Hair Safety Ice Cream Clouds Software Cake Rolo Mask HoverCraft Unspoken Signs Ice Cone Cat Nutcracker Suite - Chinese Version Cell Phone Book Pointless Shark Steaks Alligator Mating Gun Exhaust Chinese Cooking Canadian Trap

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