A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu: Broiled Missionary: $10.00 Fried Explorer: $15.00 Grilled Democrat: $20.00 Baked Republican: $1,000.00 The cannibal called the cook over and asked, “Why such a price difference for the Republican?” The cook replied, “Have you ever tried to clean one? They’re so full of crap, it takes all morning to get them clean enough to cook.” see also   Political  &  Restaurant  Sections Baked Democrat   Closing Time Wine Glass Lanyard Awning Truck Advertising Plugged In Org Chart - Simplified Version Extreme Value Instant Acrophobia How To Hire Engineers Business School Basics Waterwheel Rotisserie Elephant Bus Promote Yourself Time Machine Redneck Engagement Ring Forever Clean Toilet Edible Clock Up-Set & Hungry Trucks Bear Pinata Swim Vacation What Are Your Skills?

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